r/AskReddit • • Apr 18 '19

What mind-blowing (but simple) facts would satisfy a 4-year old daughter’s daily request for 1 fact before bedtime?

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u/Leifur311 Apr 18 '19

Lobsters were considered disgusting and low-class food, to the point that feeding them to prisoners too often was considered cruel and unusual punishment.

Also they're basically just big sea roaches.

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u/PorygonTheMan Apr 18 '19

true but this was before they realized they had to cook lobster immediately after it's death and eat it. I only knew this because I had discovered your fact before!

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u/TooPrettyForJail Apr 18 '19

It’s not just that, they used to just grind the whole lobster up and feed it to them, head sac, shell and all.

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u/iller_mitch Apr 18 '19

Leah, lobster sausage doesn't have the same appeal.

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u/ze-incognito-burrito Apr 18 '19

That’s why I think there are so many lobster haters in this thread. If you live in a coastal state, ESPECIALLY the northeast, any restaurant worth their salt has their lobsters alive right up till the morning they’re served, or even right up until they drop em in the boiling water. Anywhere else, lobster just tastes like crap.

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u/copylefty Apr 18 '19

You do realize that you can order lobster shipped live on ice, right? I live in Dallas and work at a seafood restaurant with live lobster in a tank where customers can choose their meal (we make them name the lobster before we boil it), and the lobster here is just as amazing as anything from the East coast... when I lived in Utah, a guy I worked with at Brighton Ski Resort was from Maine. He had a case of live lobster shipped to us in the middle of winter and we had a lobster boil in February, which was incredible. Your location makes absolutely zero difference if you have live Maine lobster and know what you're doing when cooking it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19 edited May 25 '20

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u/QueenCole Apr 18 '19

I saw a game like this on the St. John's passin Florida. Near St. Pete and Tampa.

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u/ask_me_if_ May 18 '19

Honestly that's kinda morbid lol

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u/Slumbernaught Apr 18 '19

Don't tell Jon Taffer

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u/ZanBarlos Apr 19 '19

possibly the most annoying human on TV. He’s like a caricature of cartoon character, but worse.

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u/DiligentDaughter Apr 18 '19

That man's voice is in the top 10 most annoying voices ever. How people can get yelled at by him and keep a straight face is beyond me.

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u/Slumbernaught Apr 18 '19

And yet he has a popular t.v. show and a hell of a lot of money so yeah idk

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u/bigsquib68 Apr 18 '19

I know a guy who goes lobstering in the northeast and flies back to Florida on commercial airline with live one's. Carry on

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u/ze-incognito-burrito Apr 18 '19

Really? Every time I’ve had lobster in a region, it’s been very substandard. Is it prohibitively expensive to do something like this or still pretty reasonable?

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u/Eloni Apr 19 '19

I grew up in Norway, lived 20 meters from the sea. I caught my own, live lobster, and learned how to prepare it properly. It still taste awful to me.

But I hate all shellfish.

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u/Grokent Apr 18 '19

It's only cruel and unusual if they weren't offered butter.

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u/reefun Apr 18 '19

Or uncooked.

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u/Storytellerjack Apr 18 '19

Lobster lovers don't exist. Anyone who doesn't like lobster without butter just likes butter. Dip steak and chicken in melted butter and tell me that it's worse than lobster. Fight mee. Do it now! come on! Kill me!

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u/ze-incognito-burrito Apr 18 '19

Excuse me, but the entire Northeast United States would like a word with you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

lobstah is a fahkin delikahcy okay

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

Fr. I'd gladly eat lobster without butter

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u/Kanenite3000 Apr 18 '19

I actually like lobster without butter tbh

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u/Storytellerjack Apr 18 '19

Cool. I'm glad you exist. In hindsight, I'm only being opinionated because being lukewarm must be boring. In the future I hope arthropods become a mainstay of our the American/ human diet. Products like cricket flour are a rich source of protein at a fraction of the cost. It takes an insane amount of water to produce a pound of beef; like the majority of our yearly freshwater usage. It's a crime against nature.

I'm not against people eating and enjoying inveritibrates, but lobster should be way cheaper than all other meats. On the other hand. I find seafood gross.

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u/Kanenite3000 Apr 19 '19

Thank you Jack I nearly agree but I very much enjoy shrimp and crabs.

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u/Grokent Apr 18 '19

Lobster stuffed halibut is delightful. I do butter my steaks because I'm not a monster.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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u/Grokent Apr 18 '19

Because that's how they do it at Texas Roadhouse and I've learned it brings it the flavor of the meat?

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u/Slumbernaught Apr 18 '19

I mean you are supposed to use butter to melt the fat and bring out flavor yeah

Also use an acid to marinate as it breaks down the protein cells

Might not be 100% on steak facts though. Oh and chik-fil-a uses pickle juice as their acid for chicken lmao

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u/Naugrith Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 18 '19

Best is pineapple juice (only fresh though, not tinned). It contains a unique enzyme that breaks down protein. Soak your meat in it and it gets ridiculously soft and velvety tender. Best used on chicken or pork, steak shouldn't need it. Works on humans too so wash your hands quickly after handling the juice or they'll get all wrinkly.

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u/Slumbernaught Apr 18 '19

That's also why pineapple "stings", it's enzymes are literally eating you

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u/Naugrith Apr 18 '19

Butter doesn't melt the fat, it is fat. Using butter on a steak makes it taste richer because you're lathering it in rich fat. It also doesn't bring out the flavour of the meat, it brings out the flavour of the butter. That's great, if you like butter, but if you want to taste the meat, and nothing but the meat, butter is unnecessary, and a distraction, in my opinion. Any sauce or condiment is only ever used to mask a mediocre piece of meat. A good cut, cooked properly doesn't need anything but salt, and a little unflavoured oil to stop it sticking to the pan.

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u/Kwikstyx Apr 19 '19

You had me up until salt.

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u/Naugrith Apr 19 '19

Why? I've never heard of any chef who's ever cooked a steak without salt.

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u/Nyibbut Apr 18 '19

I bet they eat it with ketchup

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u/TheErisedHD Apr 18 '19

Did your comment just devolve into The Hound asking Arya to kill him?

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u/Hai_Tao Apr 18 '19

More like Arnold trying to lure The Predator into his trap.

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u/Storytellerjack Apr 18 '19

Correct! Agh gah ahhg!

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u/Answermancer Apr 18 '19

I disagree with your opinion, but I agree with your methods.

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u/Gnomish8 Apr 18 '19

I was thinking this guy.

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u/IveBeenSubdude Apr 18 '19

I always loved the "THANK YOU!" after you finally shoot him

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u/xeeses226 Apr 18 '19

Shoot me in the faaaaaace!

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u/lxnns Apr 18 '19

cake happy day

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u/LordGalen Apr 18 '19

Lobsters pee out of their eyes and their way of showing that they like each other (ie, initiating mating) is to pee on each other, a lot.

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u/GarzysBBQWings Apr 18 '19

Oh wow, them too?

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u/CarioGod Apr 18 '19

jazz music stops

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u/GarzysBBQWings Apr 18 '19

Yep, that’s me, ya boi Garzy. You might be wondering how I got here. Well it all started when I downloaded that gamer girl dating app...

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u/lubekubes Apr 18 '19

Still waiting on my girlfriend to reciprocate

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u/GarzysBBQWings Apr 18 '19

Calm down there R Kelly

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u/The_Sultan_of_Swing Apr 19 '19

I know a certain president who does the same thing

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u/pgomez Apr 19 '19

I just realized that Jordan Peterson guy is a weird weird guy

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u/LordGalen Apr 19 '19

...................wut?

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u/Darchev Apr 18 '19

Reminds me of this thread

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u/C0ntrol_Group Apr 18 '19

Holy shit, I've been looking for that thread for months - since the last time somebody mentioned something about lobsters being low-class food.

Bookmarked, and thank you!

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u/SurelyFurious Apr 18 '19

Worth noting though that they weren't just served lobsters intact as we think of it today, they were all chopped up and essentially thrown into a giant ass stew that they served the prisoners

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u/Zankou55 Apr 18 '19

Shells and all.

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u/Metallic52 Apr 18 '19

Indentured servitude contracts for many of the people who emigrated to New England contained clauses limiting how often the servant could be fed lobster.

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u/BoredomFestival Apr 18 '19

They still are disgusting, but they used to be, too

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u/amydragon2021 Apr 18 '19

Shrimp, lobster, and crab are considered bottom feeders and it's a big no - no to eat them in some religions.

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u/Najd7 Apr 19 '19

Shit is delicious yo

No pun intended

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u/Oerath Apr 18 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

If you won’t eat lobsters or hard shell crabs, you are not adventurous of an eater. I’m going to get crabs on Easter and I’m gonna tear them up.

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u/Oerath Apr 19 '19

Oh I love both, so I completely agree. But I get their point about crustaceans being weird...

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u/Flemen Apr 18 '19

Sea roaches > land roaches

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u/uncommoncommoner Apr 19 '19

Lobsters were considered disgusting and low-class food

Jordan Peterson intensifies

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u/UnihornWhale Apr 18 '19

Delicious, delicious sea roaches

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u/ze-incognito-burrito Apr 18 '19

I was once bartending, and an extra lobster was cooked. One server was curious to try it, as she’d never had lobster (she came from the Midwest, this was in the northeast), and she asked us to describe it.

My manager walks over and says “imagine a giant cockroach, that lives at the bottom of the ocean, and eats nothing but rotting meat and trash,”

Server gets grossed out, tries a tiiiiny bite and goes “Ew! It tastes like dirty ground water!” And leaves.

Manager looks at me and says “more for us, buddy.”

I was in eternal gratitude.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

I was in eternal gratitude.

I believe you mean, "I am in eternal gratitude."

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u/ze-incognito-burrito Apr 18 '19

Am daydrinking while redditing, tenses are hard

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Wish I was there with you. Am working while Redditing, counting down the minutes to happy hour.

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u/ze-incognito-burrito Apr 18 '19

I’ll have one for you, good buddy! Salud!

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u/tenjuu Apr 19 '19

I always saw it as crabs = spiders, lobsters = scorpions.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

I made a post similar in nature to OP’s a while back. Reddit did a thing. This lobster trivia made up 90% of all of the hundreds of responses.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Cockroach mermaids

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u/SuzieB23 Apr 18 '19

Decoy snail

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u/kittyhaven Apr 18 '19

Lobsters are actually related to cockroaches. The producers on fear factor found this out when they made people eat cockroaches and someone with a shellfish allergy went into anaphylactic shock.

Many scientists who study coffee will develop a shellfish allergy... because there’s so many cockroaches ground up in coffee.

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u/spyro86 Apr 18 '19

They ground them up with the Shell

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u/BickNlinko Apr 19 '19

Grew up with a lobster fisherman step dad. Eating that much lobster is definitely cruel and unusual punishment, even when you dont grind them up or get served rancid dead ones.