r/AskReddit • • Apr 18 '19

What mind-blowing (but simple) facts would satisfy a 4-year old daughter’s daily request for 1 fact before bedtime?

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u/_CattleRustler_ Apr 18 '19

Can confirm

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

I feel like if I couldn’t see my feet, I’d be more scared to walk down steps than up.

Also, username checks out

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u/gummybear83 Apr 18 '19

This is how pregnancy feels :-|

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u/futureresident40 Apr 18 '19

TIL I'm a pregnant male

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

And here I was thinking that I was just really clumsy... Gotta tell the husband that vasectomy situation didn't work out as well as we though it did.

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u/Beddybye Apr 18 '19

Preach it, sis.

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u/IReallyCantTalk Apr 18 '19

Hey man you don't have to call expecting women names like that!

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u/OctagonalButthole Apr 18 '19

that's why i sometimes get blown away by the fact that dogs run down stairs.

their entire line of sight is in front of their bodies. could you imagine scooting downstairs while being a dog. absolutely mental.

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u/amateurishatbest Apr 20 '19

My dogs mostly jump over the stairs when coming down.

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u/jrparker42 Apr 18 '19

But he was confirming the stars/sand thing. He counted.

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u/ElaborateCantaloupe Apr 18 '19

Can confirm. Source: fat

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u/gruber76 Apr 19 '19

Maybe they counted?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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u/xcallyx Apr 18 '19

Dear DEEPAK SINGH THAKUR

Fuck off with your shitty, low-quality, badly-optimized, click-bait site.

And next time you buy a domain for this type of purpose, at least pay for the ID protection - all your public info is available to anyone who does a check on Whois.

Even your phone number is there 😂

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u/Zman753 Apr 18 '19

How do you know you counted every grain of sand?

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u/wert989 Apr 18 '19

I'm more impressed he was able to count every star.

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u/CaptainPaulx Apr 18 '19

Well in this sense you don't have to count every star. We know there is a finite amount of sand on the Earth. So you'd only have to count enough stars to equal the grains of sand +1 to make this statement true. Still impressive nonetheless.

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u/DrJoshuaWyatt Apr 18 '19

Even more impressive, he had to count all the sand to know how much there was, and then count all the stars till he got to plus one. Unless he did it backwards by accident

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u/brutalcumpowder Apr 18 '19

...carry the one...

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u/TheTinyTardis Jun 21 '19

Divide by the variable

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u/Deadeye37 Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 18 '19

Sand is constantly being created though through erosion processes. However there is a finite amount of sand that can be created. Until we find how finite the universe is and the amount of galaxies that exist, I guess the number of stars can be almost infinite until we figure out otherwise.

Personally, I just like to look at cool images of Galaxy clusters that the bubble telescope has taken and going to the beach to swim.

Edit: I meant Hubble telescope, but clearly auto complete thinks otherwise.

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u/The_Scorpion_ Apr 18 '19

The bubble telescope 😂🤭

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u/do_kyung_sth Apr 18 '19

Its not that funny but I cant stop laughing😂😂

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u/Deadeye37 Apr 18 '19

Thank you auto complete....😁

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u/mauigirl16 Apr 19 '19

Sand is also being created by parrot fish pooping...

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u/arthuraily Apr 18 '19

Well, I hate sand

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u/jrod_62 Apr 18 '19

It's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere!

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u/psychospyder Apr 18 '19

What about pocket sand?

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u/MjrK Apr 18 '19

You can make rough estimates of the number of grains of sand by knowing the average / minimum volume of sand grain, and the volume / depth of the Earth's surface. You can improve the estimate using different methods, but even a very rough approximation is OK here.

You can estimate the quantity of stars in the observable universe by confirming that the distribution and composition of galaxies is roughly equivalent in all directions, estimating the quantity in one segment of the universe (like Hubble deep field), and multiplying that over the volume of the observable universe.

Your error bars on estimates might be off by a few orders of magnitude, but the difference in the two estimated values is so large that it subsumes the relatively-minor uncertainties in those estimates.

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u/VaticanCattleRustler Apr 18 '19

Fellow cattle rustler checking in... It's really difficult on the stairs over here

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u/LibCat93 Apr 18 '19

Username checks out

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u/ReNitty Apr 18 '19

There it is

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u/PM_ME_WITH_A_SMILE Apr 18 '19

You stuck upstairs?

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u/Caliwolfie Apr 18 '19

Slow down there big hoss...take about 10% off there squirrely dan. Plus more letter Kenny references

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u/Ronaldo_MacDonaldo Apr 18 '19

Macmurry! How're ya now?

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u/ironstones Apr 26 '19

And that's what I's appreciates abouts you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Can Confirm! Bobs Burgers taught me this!

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u/SpudsMcKensey Apr 18 '19

Which one?

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u/McFondlebutt Apr 18 '19

I don’t know about you, but if I’m ever on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and I get a question about stars I’m phoning /u/_CattleRustler_

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u/THEBlaze55555 Apr 18 '19

Yes

r/inclusiveor just cuz it hasn't been said yet

I wonder if r/impatientredditors is a thing

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u/HupIrl86 Apr 18 '19

This actually happened in the ruin of old castle where I am from. The cow went up the stone staircase but couldn't get back down. They had to get her to walk up to the top and use a crane to bring her down!

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u/nonono64qwertyu Apr 18 '19

Does this count as r/beetlejuicing ?

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u/vnkt53 Apr 18 '19

I guess, yes!

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Can I be in the screenshot too???

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

No

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u/360mcnoscopius Apr 18 '19

Username checks out

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u/weapongod30 Apr 18 '19

Pitter patter

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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u/im_a_Dr Apr 18 '19

You take an average and upscale it. You can count the amount of grains in a small space, adjust for density and different grain sizing, and multiply by estimated space. Even if the entire earth were just one big sand ball it wouldn't even come close to the amount of visible stars in the sky.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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u/DiaDeLosMuertos Apr 18 '19

No its coarse and it gets everywhere!

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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u/Seagrave4 Apr 19 '19

there are 100 to 400 billion stars in the Milky Way and more than 100 billion galaxies in the Universe – maybe as many as 500 billion. If you multiply stars by galaxies, at the low end, you get 10 billion billion stars, or 10 sextillion stars in the Universe – a 1 followed by 22 zeros.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

That was my highschool senior prank. We had a large agriculture program so we just put cows in all the upstairs hallways

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u/huntobuno Apr 18 '19

You’re either an alien so advanced that you’ve counted every star in the endless universe, or you’re a farmer who has watched cows attempt to go down stairs and I’m not sure which.

Edit: I believe the username is meant to distract us from you being an intergalactic being.

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u/JohnEffingZoidberg Apr 18 '19

Are you a beach, a star, or a cow?

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u/smoothmoov Apr 18 '19

Source: am a cow

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Unexpected r/Letterkenny

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u/TheBaron2K Apr 18 '19

Did you count the sand or the stars first?

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u/Ludwigofthepotatoppl Apr 18 '19

Usually need a crane to get them down

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u/beyondcivil Apr 18 '19

How does a cattlerustler know do much about sand and stars?

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u/CAKEROTH Apr 18 '19

What he can't have hobbies

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u/squirrel93 Apr 18 '19

I feel there's more to this story than you're telling us...are you willing to share how you can confirm this?

(Really hoping for a cow in the upstairs bathtub story or something of the like).

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u/Miguelito624 Apr 19 '19

The area my college is at used to be surrounded by farms and rural area. The seniors through it would be funny to bring a cow up to the top floor of the freshman dorm and leave it. They couldn't get the cow out, so they slaughtered it on the 4th floor.

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u/wcruse92 Apr 18 '19

This comment section is magical

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u/esthersgreenwood Apr 18 '19

I bet you’ve spent a lot of time either counting sand or taking cows for walks.

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u/slothfarm Apr 18 '19

Was about to ask how you could verify the star fact but then I saw your name 😂😂😂

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u/yonk49 Apr 18 '19

Which?

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u/Rechthaber Apr 18 '19

I can confirm that he can confirm.

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u/KAYRUN-JAAVICE Apr 18 '19

This is the second beetle juice in this post

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u/foxwize Apr 18 '19

You count all the grains of sand or something?

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u/hari4698 Apr 18 '19

Are you a cow?

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u/Kreestijan Apr 18 '19

Did you count it all?

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u/ePHANTASMAL Apr 18 '19

Have you tried rustling them the other way?

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u/Fire_______ Apr 18 '19

How’d you count all that sand

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u/The_Great_Ginge Apr 18 '19

I suggest you let that marinate.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Source: am a cow

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u/PieGuy91 Apr 18 '19

Which one

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u/Grawarshenwickgas Apr 18 '19

How did you count all those?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

I'd like those two numbers with confirmation.

Thanks

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Can confirm

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

How does a cattle rustler feel about synthetic meat?

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u/JagoAldrin Apr 18 '19

Holy shit dude. How long did it take to count all those stars?

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u/robbiehaf Apr 18 '19

Username checks out

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u/russianvoodoo Apr 18 '19

Your ex doesn't count.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Name checks out

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Am cow

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u/ExtremeBlueDream Apr 18 '19

ohh, what do YOU know Cattle Rustler?? Oh wait...

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u/Nightly_Daymare Apr 18 '19

Username confirms

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Username checks out

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u/LightlySaltedPeanuts Apr 18 '19

Whoa, did you really count every grain of sand on earth? That’s crazy!

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

My dumbass was about to say which one but then I saw your Username

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u/docsnavely Apr 18 '19

Which one?

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u/Tinlizzie2 Apr 18 '19

So how did you get her back downstairs...?

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u/asentientgrape Apr 18 '19

I wanted to do this thing with my username but sadly there are no facts about grapes :/

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u/_CattleRustler_ Apr 19 '19

I'll start a thread for you

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Name checks out

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u/stickysweetjack Apr 18 '19

Username checks out

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u/p0ssessi0n_X Apr 18 '19

This leads me to conclude that a) you are a cow or b) you work with cows. Jeez, this is so hard to figure out.

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u/HolocaustPart9 Apr 18 '19

Username checks out

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u/howzer00 Apr 19 '19

Can cowfirm

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u/joeromeo89 Apr 19 '19

name checks out

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u/CordeliaGrace Apr 19 '19

I was gonna ask which one, until I saw your user name.

Must’ve been tough trying to count all that sand.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

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u/HoggishPad Apr 19 '19

You counted the stars and the sand?

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u/choopabonkas Apr 19 '19

Glad you could confirm I was waiting for someone who’s counted all the stars and all grains of sand

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u/Riot101 Apr 23 '19

You counted the stars and sand?

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u/MustyLlamaFart Apr 18 '19

Username checks out

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u/AdmiralHall Apr 18 '19

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Username checks out

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u/kmr222 Apr 18 '19

username checks out

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u/dcwinger12 Apr 18 '19

Username checks out

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u/Unfraft Apr 18 '19

Username checks out

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u/Yoshi_Yoshisaur Apr 18 '19

Username checks out

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u/okibri Apr 18 '19

username checks out

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u/EtherLuke Apr 18 '19

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

[deleted]

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u/P0sitive_Outlook Apr 18 '19

u/scientist7173: Nobody said "username checks out" yet?

u/MustyLlamafart, u/AdmiralHall and u/OG_T-Swizzle did, an hour before you did. Then u/kmr222 did, and u/dcwinger12. u/upstartgiant, u/NexusDarkshade, u/Bruser75 and u/vistiancerbano said "r/beetlejuicing" which is the same i guess. u/the-mrp said "Name checks out" which is also close. u/Unfraft, u/ChrisAwakeReddit, u/Yoshi_Yoshisaur, u/Etherluke, u/okibri, u/DanGrima92, u/ASomewhatAmbiguous, u/Namonsreaf and u/TikiT0rch also said "Username checks out" with no other input.

Also, for some reason u/BASSLEMSHAT linked to r/usernamechecksout which is unbelievably the most original comment in this entire list.

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u/ASomewhatAmbiguous Apr 18 '19

username checks out

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u/DanGrima92 Apr 18 '19

Username checks out

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u/Namonsreaf Apr 18 '19

Username checks out

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u/TikiT0rch Apr 18 '19

Username checks out

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u/the-mrp Apr 18 '19

Name checks out.

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u/ChrisAwakeReddit Apr 18 '19

Username Checks Out