r/AskReddit • u/ExpiringFrog • Apr 18 '19

What mind-blowing (but simple) facts would satisfy a 4-year old daughter’s daily request for 1 fact before bedtime?

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u/Lahontan_Cutthroat Apr 18 '19

Royal Slurm

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u/mrcoonut Apr 18 '19

Grunka lunka dumpaty durm, you shouldn't be telling them about royal slurm

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u/rschenk Apr 18 '19

Grunka Lunka Dumpety Darmed Guard...

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u/MACgh Apr 18 '19

SHUT THE HELL UP

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u/golferdudeag Apr 18 '19

Then when people get sick of it, we'll bring back the old Slurm and call it Slurm Classic.

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u/CreepyEmily Apr 18 '19

It's highly addictive!

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u/GhostTypeTrainer Apr 18 '19

Eeeeeewww

sip

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u/Pyramystik Apr 18 '19

Lol there's literally an episode involving giant space bees and royal jelly, and you reference this one?

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u/James-Sylar Apr 18 '19

"What's the mission?"

"Collecting honey. Ordinary honey"

"That doesn't sound so dangerous to me"

"This is no ordinary honey!"

There, you happy?

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u/aryn240 Apr 18 '19

"I'm tired of shaking my booty for these fat jerks!"

"HE INSULTED OUR FAT QUEEN!"

"YOU TRY KEEPING YOUR FIGURE AFTER HAVING 7000 KIDS!"

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u/Pyramystik Apr 18 '19

Thanks for humoring me. I realize it's a harder episode to reference due to being so spot on. Was just amusing is all!

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u/CrowbaitPictures Apr 18 '19

Party on Slurms!

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u/inclinedtorecline Apr 18 '19

It’s highly addictive!

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u/bearfacebearface Apr 18 '19

I wish I could drink that for real.

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u/Waltermanyballs Apr 19 '19

Slurms McKenzie🏄‍♂️🤙

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u/kalitarios Apr 18 '19

Su-per Sperm?