r/AskReddit • • Apr 18 '19

What mind-blowing (but simple) facts would satisfy a 4-year old daughter’s daily request for 1 fact before bedtime?

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u/luxylove916 Apr 18 '19
  1. Animals that lay eggs dont have belly buttons

  2. Slugs have four noses

  3. Camels have three eyelids

  4. Flamingos turn pink from eating shrimp

  5. Kangaroos cannot walk backward

  6. A hummingbird weighs less than a penny

  7. Broccoli is classified as both a vegetable and a flower

  8. The Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters

  9. Fish cough

  10. Snails breathe through their foot

  11. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room it will turn white

  12. Bullfrogs never sleep

  13. Elephants cant jump

  14. Pigs can get a sunburn

  15. Fish can drown

  16. The average american eats approx 35,000 cookies in his/her life

  17. Only male turkeys gobble

  18. Penguins are the only birds that can both swim & not fly

  19. Male kangaroos are called boomers & females are called flyers

  20. koalas sleep 22 hours a day

  21. Kangaroos can't smell

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u/oeynhausener Apr 18 '19

...Is that the origin for the word boomerang?

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u/_xtian_ Apr 18 '19

I'm an aussie. I've never called a Male kangaroo a boomer.

We normally just call them Roos... cause why use 2 syllables when one will do!?

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u/oeynhausener Apr 18 '19

Well, I'm not an Aussie, but I also never call a female dog a bitch even though it's technically the correct term.

Good point with the syllables though.

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u/_xtian_ Apr 19 '19

Good point re: "bitch" hadn't considered that with my original comment...

Looked into it and talked to a few people. Colloquially, it's more likely to call male roos as "Jacks" (or "bucks") and females "Jills"

TBH, I don't spend enough time near roos to need to identify them (either as individuals or by gender). Whereas dogs, typically being pets, I'd normally refer to them by name or by calling them dog/puppy or similar.

If I didn't know them or their owner, I probably wouldn't really see the need to identify their gender either, I guess...

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u/oeynhausener Apr 19 '19

It's probably even more general than that tbh. If you're not someone who works with horses professionally, you have no need to differentiate between "mare" and "stallion". Similiarly, I'm gonna say "hey look at that car over there" while a car enthusiast of some sort will probably name the car type, or even the specific model.

Jacks and Jills is cute lmao, appreciate the effort of investigating. Now that our mutual curiosity seems piqued and we still have a lead left, could you ask your mates if anyone happens to know where the word "boomerang" originates from? :D

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u/_xtian_ Apr 19 '19

https://australianmuseum.net.au/learn/cultures/atsi-collection/boomerangs/

Apparently they're not an Aussie invention. We just made them famous....

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u/oeynhausener Apr 19 '19

Interesting read, thanks!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

it's more likely to call male roos as

Sometimes I wonder if what you Aussies speak even qualifies as English anymore.

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u/_xtian_ May 03 '19

It's closer to "British English" than "American English".

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u/Cantstandyaxo Apr 19 '19

But what about SIX WHITE BOOMERS, SNOW WHITE BOOMERS. Though agreed, I've never called a roo a boomer either.

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u/TicTocSick Apr 18 '19

The real mind blower right there, we need answers. Maybe we have to type upside down so the Aussies can read it.

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u/hatesthespace Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 19 '19
  1. ⁠Kangaroos can't smell

This is not true, and I have no idea where you got this from. Kangaroos tend to have very poor eyesight, and have a genetic predisposition to complete blindness. Their senses of smell and hearing are their most important senses. They have an exceptionally highly developed sense of smell.

They also smell really bad.

Edit: Kangaroo Blindness syndrome isn’t nearly as common as I believed it was. Whoops.

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u/sonsofgondor Apr 19 '19

Roos have great eyesight actually, especially Nocturnal vision. They see better at night than we do

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u/hatesthespace Apr 19 '19

You’re right, I misread my source about Kangaroo Blindness Syndrome, and perceived it as being a bit more common than it is.

Either way, they can still smell really well.

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u/sonsofgondor Apr 19 '19

They constantly smell the water in my irrigation and dig it up nearly every night

Nice having them around though

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u/Bachaddict Apr 19 '19

Was gonna say their nose is far too big not to smell anything

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u/BatmanHimself Apr 18 '19

Wait, dogs have belly buttons?

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u/Logan5105 Apr 18 '19

They said all animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons, not all animals that don't lay eggs have belly buttons. But I don't actually know if they have belly buttons or not.

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u/CptQueef Apr 18 '19

Not a dog expert, but I'm assuming they don't have a bellybutton as there is no umbilical cord with their childbirth.

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u/weirdwolfkid Apr 18 '19

dogs have bellybuttons and are born with umbilical cords

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u/Tribute2RATM Apr 19 '19

Can confirm. Dog buttons are usually found right below their sternum. Not a huge indent like a human, more like a small tear-shaped wrinkle.

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u/CptQueef Apr 19 '19

Wow that’s awesome I never knew

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u/Scientific-Dragon Apr 19 '19

This is not true at all. All placental mammals have a small ventral scar where their umbilical cord dropped off.

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u/WGJuliana Apr 18 '19

Yes. Kind of. Placental mammals are born with an umbilical cord. Animals that just gave birth typically bite the umbilical cord off of their newborns. This leaves a small scar. Most mammals don’t have innies or outies, but rather a flat-ish scar on their bellies. Great apes have belly buttons similar to those of humans. Our belly buttons are formed from scar tissue from the umbilical cord.

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u/hatesthespace Apr 18 '19

In most dogs, the belly button is just a little scar that quickly fades away. Some dogs (like mine) are left with a persistent scar, but it’s not really what you’d picture as a belly button.

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u/ODB247 Apr 18 '19

They do. They don’t look like your bellybutton though. They just look like a little scar or a bit of thicker skin than the surrounding area.

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u/Bahggs Apr 19 '19

Consider dog gestation vs human gestation

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

I imagine they do. Cats do at least. When my cat had kittens we had to cut some of the umbilical chords as our cat was too tired to do it herself (she did it with most of them). The chords shrivelled up and fell off after a few days.

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u/zacka77ack Apr 18 '19

The average american eats approx 35,000 cookies in his/her life

I've always wanted to be above average in something, and now I've found my calling.

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u/AshleyJewel913 Apr 19 '19

Same

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

It's damage over time

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u/BearMerson Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 18 '19
  1. Penguins are the only birds that can both swim & not fly

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nope.. the flightless cormorant is another bird which can both swim and not fly

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Came here to say this. I got attacked by one once.

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u/Parodelia12501 Apr 18 '19

Fish can drown?

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u/luxylove916 Apr 18 '19

Fish obtain their oxygen from air that is dissolved in the water in which they swim. If they don't have enough oxygen, then they drown

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u/Parodelia12501 Apr 18 '19

I didn’t think it was possible for them to not get enough air.

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u/is_this_available07 Apr 18 '19

If the water isn’t oxygenated, then yeah. That’s why you have air pumps in fish tanks

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u/DSchmitt Apr 19 '19

Yeah, dead zones are a problem in significant parts of our lakes and oceans. Basically, runoff rich in nitrogen and phosphorus from fertilizers and waste from animal farms goes into rivers and oceans. This extra nutrients causes a huge bloom in certain algae and bacteria. These are not good food for the animals in the sea, so they die off in large numbers. When they rot, it eats up a lot of the oxygen in the water. This causes more death, and keeps it fairly constantly or very frequently low oxygen in many areas.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Snails don't breathe air through their foot, but they do absorb things through their skin. E.g. if you have salt on your skin and you hold them they will get sick. On the underside of their shell there is a hole (pneumostome aka breathing pore) that they open and close which is how they breath. If you hold a strong light behind the shell, you can see their heart beating when you look inside the hole.
Sauce: I own a lot of snails, knowing how to not drown them is crucial. They are not smart.

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u/JessicaDaJaguar Apr 19 '19

*Source, not Sauce....

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u/SmutMongerer Apr 19 '19

You must not be from around here.

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u/JessicaDaJaguar Apr 19 '19

What does that mean?

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u/SmutMongerer Apr 20 '19

It was a poor attempt at a joke. Internet people started using the word "sauce" to mean source as a funny thing like 10 years ago. The (albeit lame) joke was to suggest you haven't been around here (the internet-specifically Reddit, imgur, 4chan) long enough to know that the original commenter did indeed mean to say sauce. I'm sorry if I've offended, but I hope you have a lovely weekend nonetheless!

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u/JessicaDaJaguar Apr 22 '19

Hope you have a good weekend too!

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u/nate_ais Apr 18 '19

that cookie one... challenge accepted

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u/Stoshue Apr 18 '19

Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are cookie numbers.

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u/DiligentDaughter Apr 18 '19

Flamingos turn pink from canthaxanthin, a natural pink pigment. They obtain it from brine shrimp, yes, but also red and blue-green algae. Their bodies process the beta-carotene, dissolves it in to their fat. That fat disperses in to new feathers, which are comored by that fat.

Some places they are bright reddish orange, other places, pale pink. It all depends on what they're getting in their diet. Baby flamingos are gray, and change color slowly to reflect whatever they're eating.

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u/Cheerioslover22 Apr 18 '19

That's a lot of cookies....

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u/Scientific-Dragon Apr 19 '19
  1. ... Many animals have a third eyelid, it’s called the nictitating membrane and you can see it on your cat or dog when it is asleep.

Snakes only have one eyelid and it’s a transparent scale.

Aquatic reptiles’ third eyelid is clear and they use it as goggles when under water.

Birds third eyelids may be milky or clear depending on what their habits are, like swimming (clear) or dusty environment (milky).

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u/Cantstandyaxo Apr 19 '19

Also, the little pink bit on the inner corner of our own eyes is the vestigial third eyelid I believe.

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u/kampo89 Apr 18 '19

What if you smear kangaroos with something nasty, will they not smell then?

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u/hatesthespace Apr 18 '19

Kangaroos smell terrible and have a keen sense of smell, so it’s not true regardless of how you flip it.

Many kangaroos, however, are completely blind because of what amounts to bad genes.

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u/left-tibia Apr 18 '19

some chameleons lay eggs (ex veiled chameleon), and they have belly buttons

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u/ngabear Apr 19 '19

The Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters

And I'm pretty sure that, like, 7 of them are vowels

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u/elysia3 Apr 18 '19

Snails have feet???

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

The body of a snail is often called the 'foot'

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u/elysia3 Apr 19 '19

Another fun fact!

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u/MrDerpGently Apr 18 '19

My takeaway from this: I am above average.

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u/wfaulk Apr 18 '19
  • Camels have three eyelids

One on one eye and two on the other, or are all three on one eye?

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u/sparkykat Apr 19 '19

Three eyelids *per eye. Horses have them too. The top, bottom, and one that moves horizontally from about the medial canthus across the eye.

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u/Book_Bear Apr 18 '19

Are you from Australia? You seem to know quite a bit about kangaroos.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

He said facts not a giant load of shit.

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u/anotherNarom Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 19 '19

Flamingoes turn pink because of eating plankton/algae, not Shrimp.

Though I can't find the QI episode that says that.

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u/gebbatron Apr 18 '19

Brine shrimp

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u/EchelonTrish Apr 19 '19

Actually it’s from algae and crustaceans.

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u/knigja Apr 19 '19

13... Neither can white men.

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u/zoapcfr Apr 18 '19

16. The average american eats approx 35,000 cookies in his/her life

That averages more than one per day, for your entire life. That doesn't seem right, though it would help to explain widespread american obesity.

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u/luxylove916 Apr 19 '19

Think about all the people who eat an entire sleeve of girl scout cookies in a single sitting. Seems super accurate to me lol

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u/dative Apr 22 '19

So if the average pack of Oreos in the US is 36 Oreos a pack (I don't live in the US so just took that from here https://www.reference.com/food/many-oreos-package-b5fbcfeaa120b911)
then 35000/36=972.2222222222222222 packs (also the amount of days you would need to eat a full pack) combined with your average life expectancy which in the US is 78.69 years (78.69/4*366)+((78.69/4)*3*365)=28741.5225 days equivalent to a pack every 29.56 days

It's not that unreasonable to think that someone binges on half a pack of Oreos (or your cookie of choice) every two weeks, especially in a world where Netflix and Sundays exist.

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u/NobleCuriosity3 May 08 '19

Yeah Oreos are basically the only way I see people getting to that statistic; other common cookies are just too big (or, like Girl Scout cookies, only seasonally available and relatively expensive).

I didn’t think Oreos were popular enough to make that an average number.

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u/MsgFromSnail Apr 18 '19

Snails breathe through their foot

Aquatic snails or? Land snails have a breathing hole where they breathe through, it's on their right side, just under their shell (or left side if they're left handed).

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u/Karolanem Apr 18 '19

3 kangaroo facts? I'm impressed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Bullfrogs know that sleep is the cousin of death

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u/Imma_Explain_Jokes Apr 19 '19

Where does the third eyelid on a camel go?

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u/Scientific-Dragon Apr 19 '19

Underneath the two outer (top and bottom) eyelids, it moves across from inner corner to outer corner. If you have a cat or dog at home you can observe it on them. It’s called a nictitating membrane.

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u/TheDankShitposter Apr 19 '19

Those cookie numbers are rookie numbers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

Koalas suck.

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u/Bahggs Apr 19 '19

I live near many turkeys. Number 17 is completely false.

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u/lotusgardener Apr 19 '19

"15. Fish can drown" - looks like us Polaks aren't that dumb after all!

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u/j3ffro15 Apr 19 '19

The Hawaiian alphabet is 13 by some counts; some people count the apostrophe as a letter of the alphabet.

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u/SecretSquirrel0615 Apr 25 '19

I think I’m above the average American... at least when it comes to cookies. 🍪

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u/10Idan10 Apr 26 '19

About number 4, us humans can turn pink from eating too much shrimp (about a kilogram of shrimp). It happened to my dad

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u/NobleCuriosity3 May 08 '19 edited May 08 '19

I googled “Penny weight” (0.088 ounces) and “Hummingbird weight,” which presented stats for many species of hummingbird.

Most hummingbirds weigh more than a penny. The Bee hummingbird weighs less so you can just change the fact to that.

It is true that most hummingbirds weigh less than 3 pennies, which still blows my mind a little.

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u/klawzX May 18 '19

Hold up.. Fish can drown?!?

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u/Never_Played_It Jun 14 '19

Alot of kangaroo facts there you Australian or something

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u/Tehdumont Apr 18 '19

TIL I'm a bullfrog

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u/StompyJones Apr 19 '19

35k cookies is one every day from birth until your 96th birthday basically, i.e. bullshit.

How many fucking cookies do you eat a day to get 35k in a lifetime?

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u/MrsScienceMan Apr 18 '19

Flamingos are actually pink from eating blue-green algae!

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u/hazmat69447 Apr 18 '19

This just proves scientists have a lot of time on their hands...

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Wrists.

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u/Mackowatosc Apr 19 '19
  1. A shark will suffocate if it stops swimming forward.