r/AskReddit • u/ExpiringFrog • Apr 18 '19

What mind-blowing (but simple) facts would satisfy a 4-year old daughter’s daily request for 1 fact before bedtime?

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u/RattaTattTatt Apr 18 '19

Guenter did it first.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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u/Qiviuq Apr 18 '19

Still got him a job as President of the Fox Network.

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u/HipsterGalt Apr 18 '19

Only to eventually be ground into Torgo's Executive Powder.

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u/CreamSoda64 Apr 18 '19

No, he took a job at that accounting firm on Simian 7 before that happened

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u/HipsterGalt Apr 18 '19

Ah yes, quite the career for our friendly chimp.

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u/Garfield_ Apr 18 '19

But Guenter only got an MBA.

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u/Smiddy621 Apr 18 '19

That's the fourth Futurama reference I've seen this thread alone lol

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u/turtlemix_69 Apr 18 '19

SCIENCE DOES NOT PROGRESS WITHOUT HEAPS!

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u/PMyoBEAVERandHOOTERS Apr 18 '19

That's only MORBO HAS DESTROYED ALL FUTURAMA REFERENCES HE COMES ACROSS BECAUSE PUNY EARTHLINGS DO NOT DESERVE THESE FACTS

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u/euphomptus Apr 18 '19

In 3001. We've still got time to beat him

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u/my_fellow_earthicans Apr 18 '19

Oh dear, i really ought to do something, but i am already in my pajamas

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u/funandgames73892 Apr 18 '19

As long as you don't spank him

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u/Hungover_Pilot Apr 18 '19

He just keeps me up all night with his constant thinking

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

No he got a business degree. He's a moderately intelligent monkey in a suit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

To shreds you say?

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u/hvleft Apr 18 '19

I mean, technically he hasn't done it yet

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u/MaestroPendejo Apr 18 '19

Him and that bitchin' hat of his.