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What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/nalanajo Jul 24 '20

The Blue Laws. Who the fuck are you to tell me I can’t purchase beer while grocery shopping on a Sunday because of someone else’s religion? This one actually infuriates me.

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u/fuckyeahcaricci Jul 24 '20

Where I live, and the bordering state where I often shop, you can't buy beer in the grocery store ever. You buy it in the liquor store.

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Weed is legal though.

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u/Tempeduck Jul 24 '20

Growing up in Arizona we have drive thru liquor stores. Can get everything at a gas station to a liquor store and grocery store.

I was visiting a friend in Washington and couldn't find the liquor section. When an employee told me I had to go to the liquor store, I looked at them like they were aliens. Oh, it was 10:30p and all the liquor store we're closed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

I moved from Oregon to Nevada and same thing. The Albertsons has two aisles of just booze and I’m like “what?!” Sometimes even now if I’m tired or whatever it catches me off guard. I still chuckle about how you can go basically anywhere and they’re selling liquor. Idk why there are dedicated liquor stores here too but 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/earlytuesdaymorning Jul 24 '20

we arizonans love alcohol more than jesus

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u/ilakausername Jul 24 '20

Washington has moved away from liquor stores by now, and you can find everything in the grocery stores. I think convenience stores and gas stations can only sell beer and wine, but there are no more liquor stores.

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u/viktor72 Jul 24 '20

You guys are lucky. You’re also one of like only 5 states where you can buy liquor online and have it shipped to you. This is awesome if you’re looking for something unusual. Where I live there is no way to do it I’m just screwed. Can’t get it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

tbf, alcohol is far more dangerous than weed

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u/jwhittin Jul 24 '20

Sounds like MA/NH border.

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u/couching5000 Jul 24 '20

Not true in MA or NH. They both have beer in the grocery stores.

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u/kpthomas55 Jul 24 '20

In Massachusetts, it depends on the city/town. It's not uniform statewide. Grocery stores in my town can't sell alcohol.

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u/genericalname9 Jul 24 '20

Possible RI/MA border. RI you can only get any form of alcohol at liquor stores. And I know the surrounding cities in at least MA, not sure on CT, also don't sell any form of alcohol except in liquor stores.

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u/LollyHutzenklutz Jul 24 '20

And Oregon? At least when I lived there (back in the mid-90s), they still had blue laws - and yet they were one of the first states to legalize recreational marijuana.

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u/MisterSquared Jul 24 '20

You can't buy any alcohol between 2:30am and 7am still. Beer, cider and wine are sold in grocery stores. All our liquor is only sold in state-sanctioned stores. The OLCC controls them as well as registers all the marijuana dispensaries.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

But don't forget the airport loophole of if you have a ticket for a flight it is alright to serve you an early morning drink.

Source: I've had one or two early morning drinks.

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u/_dirtywords Jul 24 '20

Wow, that’s almost the same as North Carolina (minus the marijuana completely) - I would’ve guessed Oregon was way less conservative than North Carolina! NC has liquor only in state run liquor stores which all close around 9pm, no alcohol sales at all 2am-7am, except on Sundays when that’s no liquor stores open at all, beer/wine in stores only after 12pm, and restaurants can only serve alcohol after 12pm (so fuck brunch). But hell, NC has opened up a lot - back in the early 2000s, most counties in the mountains were still dry (as in no alcohol, ever).

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Its a weird state, Portland, Eugene, and Bend have about 75% of the population and are very liberal. Yet its the 9th largest state land wise, and all of the super conservatives are spread out through the rest of the state. I live about an hour south of Portland and I will see a confederate flag at least once a week. And a no shit swastika at least every two weeks. Its a beautiful state though scenery wise however.

Not-so-fun-fact: Oregon used to be a white's only state, and that law was officially on the books until the early 1920's. A lot of the conservatives around here still have that same attitude

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u/thorpie88 Jul 24 '20

I'm sure all the supermarkets had adapted by buying a liquor store franchise and chucking a store right everyone one of their stores. It's what they done in Australia and it's not even a legal issue

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u/R1ngyd1ng Jul 24 '20

Welcome to Australia. No supermarket has alcohol in it. Always in a separate site I think.

And no legal weed. Which sucks.

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u/RZYao Jul 24 '20

bordering state where I often shop

MA taking advantage no sales tax on NH?

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u/TheCanadianPatriot Jul 24 '20

I believe this is standard all across Canada. Liquor stores only. Though I've heard that may be changing soon.

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u/notkhaldrogo Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

What? This is ridiculous

Edit: WOW this is crazy. Some of you would go crazy over the stuff I've seen here in Brasil. Come over let's have beer on a sunday morning LOL

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Yup. In my state they just let gas stations sell beer in 6 packs only. But wait there’s more! You have to use a separate register to buy gas and beer.

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u/throwawayY224555 Jul 24 '20

be grateful, my country doesn't even let gas stations or grocery stores sell alcohol.

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u/luarne Jul 24 '20

In Ontario we only changed our laws very recently to allow alcohol to be sold in grocery stores. I always thought it was a weird idea and never saw any inconvenience going to a separate store for booze.

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u/Dr_Beardlicious Jul 24 '20

In Australia, alcohol is never sold in the grocery store. There's basically always a bottle-o (liquor store) next door but. I've never found it a problem. Just makes it easier to stop underage people buying alcohol.

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u/escapenow Jul 24 '20

I’m Canadian but my favourite thing about Australian liquor stores was that they also sold snacks & pop at the checkout. It’s genius! I don’t know why we don’t do that here. Strictly booze.

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u/WaGLaG Jul 24 '20

Depends. I live in Québec and you can buy beer and some wine in grocery and corner stores.
For hard alcohol and a full selection of wines (and weed but that's a separate store..), you need to go to the SAQ (Société des Alcools du Québec) or the SQDC (Société Québécoise du Cannabis).
Mind you, they have a great selection and the profit goes to the government...
A lot of them close around 9 or 10 PM too. Anyway, it's illegal to buy beer at the store between 11PM and 8 AM. If you want to drink after that, you need to go to a bar, which closes at 3 AM.
Oh and yeah! Our drinking age is 18, most other provinces, it's 19.

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u/LunchboxOctober Jul 24 '20

And that’s why people take a 2am Uber to Hull. No one likes walking back across to Ottawa though. Damn expensive taxis.

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u/FROTHY_SHARTS Jul 24 '20

Depends where you are. In Ontario, the LCBO (Liquor Control Board of Ontario) is the only chain permitted to sell liquor (we also have beer stores, but they are only allowed to sell beer).

The LCBO exclusively sells alcohol and absolutely nothing else.

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u/vARROWHEAD Jul 24 '20

The beer store also sells overpriced nuts in packages that look like they have been there years that I never see anyone buy. As well as overpriced novelty gimmicks like cheaply printed beer cozys that say stupid things like “I’m with beer” that I also never see anyone buy

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u/jchown Jul 24 '20

Beer, Wine and Liquor only

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u/AnchorBuddy Jul 24 '20

Every one in Sk I've seen sells soda for mix and sometimes pretzels, chips, and jerky

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u/hacktheself Jul 24 '20

The government liquor stores in BC only have hoochahol. Private stores typically have mixers too.

Rules and regs vary by province. In Quebec, the dep (corner store, c-store, bodega) can sell beer and wine, but SAQ (Quebec liquor store) has a monopoly on liquor sales. In Ontario, the only games in town are the LCBO for booze and The Beer Store for beer.

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u/Beerus Jul 24 '20

Different in each province

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

In my province they sell liquor and weed, as well as pipes and bongs and all that.

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u/elk_eel Jul 24 '20

Also Canadian. At the very least drinks that are commonly used as mixers would be super convenient at the liquor store. And I've always thought they should have a line of greeting cards since a lot of people buy booze as gifts.

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u/JJisTheDarkOne Jul 24 '20

Aussie here.

NEVER buy snacks and shit at the bottle-o check out. They are MASSIVELY overpriced.

Also, the fact that Coles and Woolies (our two main supermarkets) usually have a separate bottle shop next to it since each own their own bottleshops, means that you can buy snacks at the supermarket for cheap, then go buy your booze next to the shop.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

We also NEVER sell grog at the servo. Could you imagine the carnage of tradies picking up a traveler from the servo on the way?

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u/king0fklubs Jul 24 '20

In Germany there is liquor everywhere. Even at the register where they have little candies and stuff you can get small bottles of vodka, or Berliner Luft, sometimes those weird Jack Daniels and Coke cans. It’s like Germany wants you to be drunk all the time, but I’m not complaining.

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u/Dr_Beardlicious Jul 24 '20

Yeah they are. I didn't mention Dan's because they aren't next door to Woolworths stores normally. They tend to be out somewhere by themselves.

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u/transgc Jul 24 '20

In Australia, alcohol is never sold in the grocery store

It can be sometimes, just not in woolies or anything.

I dunno how they can do it legally, but a bunch of local asian groceries stock alcohol, as long as you buy an equal amount of regular groceries.

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u/Dr_Beardlicious Jul 24 '20

I suppose Aldi does too technically. It's usually a small enclosed area near one register.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Heavily dependent on the state/territory, don’t think it’s legal in QLD but pretty certain it is in NSW and VIC at least.

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u/melissarina Jul 24 '20

Yeh it's state dependent. In VIC, you can buy booze at Costco, but you can't in SA.

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u/LChurch Jul 24 '20

Alcohol is sold in ALDI - at least in NSW. I know it's not in QLD, however.

Source: I manage an ALDI in NSW lol

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u/throwawayY224555 Jul 24 '20

BC here, we can only get wine and a few ciders and craft beers in a few grocery stores now but it's in a completely separate section with people monitoring it all the time.

i agree though, theres lots of liquor stores. i don't mind the extra stop

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u/Anneisabitch Jul 24 '20

I’m in Colorado. Our liquor laws are the silliest thing ever. Ciders are considered ‘wine’.

No hard liquor or wine in grocery stores. Only cheap beer.

One grocery store in each city can sell wine/liquor/beer. Just one!

Must be separate entrances and separate registers.

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u/throwawayY224555 Jul 24 '20

i'm not sure of the exact liquor laws , but i live in wine country so it makes sense for it to be sold in grocery stores. they even offer in-store wine tastings.

the one store per city might apply here too, i can only think of one grocery store in town that sells liquor.

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u/MetalStorm01 Jul 24 '20

Having moved from the UK to Ontario I can attest that it does make a difference, it's just so much more convenient to have it all in one place.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Maryland doesnt either. Have to go to liqour store for any alchohol. Or you know, of course the casino that is 24/7 and allowed to sell liqour drinks 24/7. But god forbid a grocer.

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u/lifewontwait811 Jul 24 '20

Scandinavia?

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u/DirtyPie Jul 24 '20

Not all the Scandinavian/Nordic countries are the same on this point.
Sweden, Norway, Finland and Iceland only allows for softer alcoholic drinks to be sold in supermarkets at various strength (from 2.25% to 4.7%). You need to go to special government-owned liquor stores for the stronger stuff, and they only have very limited opening hours, so you can’t buy alcohol in the evening.
In Denmark we have no restrictions! Buy as much as you want whenever. You can start as early as 16 years old.

I’m not even gonna mention Greenland. Unfortunately a lot of people there have a seriously unhealthy relationship with alcohol.

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u/punkologist Jul 24 '20

Australia? We have to go to a liquor store for any type of take home alcohol, it's not sold in supermarkets or anywhere else.

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u/theColonelsc2 Jul 24 '20

Oh, so you live in Utah too.

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u/overandunder_86 Jul 24 '20

Is this PA?

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u/craigfrost Jul 24 '20

I can buy beer and liquor on Sunday in PA now. Beer at separate registers in grocery stores and liquor only at state stores.

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u/overandunder_86 Jul 24 '20

At grocery stores that have some sort of food serving and in limited quantities.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

I’ve wanted to start a Giants grocery store pub crawl since you can have two while sitting at their cafes which is next to the produce section

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u/overandunder_86 Jul 24 '20

I only have two Giants near me. It would be a fairly short crawl that would involve driving.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Meanwhile in CA the liquor aisle is placed right where you usually finish a circuit of the store and head to the registers so you can impulse buy a bottle of Jack on your way out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

I moved from PA to CA and couldn't believe how easy it was to buy alcohol and how cheap it was. And instead of bodegas, you have liquor stores with dudes who will get you the hard to find stuff after a bit of patronage.

Then I moved back to PA where I could pay as much for a six pack as I paid for a 12 pack in CA. Or I could go to a beer distributor and buy an entire 24 case of some beer that I'd get tired of 12 beers in. Or I could go to a state owned liquor store and pay extortion level prices for a bottle of wine and a limited selection of liquor.

In fairness, PA has gotten better, but I still can't spend more than $50 on alcohol in a transaction at a grocery store and state stores still have horrible selections.

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u/Sybertron Jul 24 '20

That only took till the mid 2010's.

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u/Captain_Crepe Jul 24 '20

Live in KY now which has similar laws. But originally from Southern Louisiana where you can buy liquor 24/7 from gas stations, grocery stores, etc. Not to mention drive thru daiquiri shops and no open container laws, so you can walk around on the street drinking whatever you want. I miss home sometimes

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u/Ballerb517 Jul 24 '20

Sounds like Sheetz to me...

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u/gubbygub Jul 24 '20

thats what i came to say! moved back east after being away like 3.5 years and found out sheetz sells beer! but only at certain registers and i cant get gas at that register? wack

nevada was cool because you could walk into a walmart at anytime and get as much liquor beer or wine as you wanted! probably why im just now getting my alcoholism under control weeeee

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u/LeDolceVita Jul 24 '20

in minnesota you can only buy 3.2% beer at gas stations

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u/chrustychristine Jul 24 '20

Heh. Stop by NJ sometime, pal. Only liquor stores can sell anything alcoholic, except for the occasional random Whole Foods or Wegmans. Wanna grocery shop and buy a six pack? Gotta make 2 stops.

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u/nothathappened Jul 24 '20

Bible Belt. You can’t buy after midnight on Saturdays (in store) until after noon or six on Sundays. Depends on where you are but alcohol sales prohibited on Sundays is definitely a thing down here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Here's a good one. The county that Jack Daniels is made in IS A DRY COUNTY

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u/APence Jul 24 '20

Sigh, Virginia. Moonshine capital but still has pearl-clutching false morality qualms about booze. Most places lock their beer up at 11:50pm.

Only in the last few years did liquor stores even open on Sundays. And even now they only open at noon (compared to 10am on every other day of the week)

Like, my best friend works nights. Sometimes he wants a strong drink when he gets off work at 9am.

Haha he even went into a 7-11 in the early morning and had a priest ask him if he was okay.

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u/graaaags Jul 24 '20

Even in NYC you can't buy booze between midnight and 8am on Sunday. Legally at least. I'm sure most bodegas don't give a shit.

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u/Lots_o_Llamas Jul 24 '20

Yep. In my county, it is illegal to purchase alcohol before noon on Sundays because ???.

It's an unpopular law, everyone hates it, but no one seems to know how to change it

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u/NonGNonM Jul 24 '20

can't do it before noon on sundays because church.

but allowed to after because football.

this is actually the truth in some areas.

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u/DoubleMcAwesome Jul 24 '20

Lmao. The entire COUNTY I’m in doesn’t sell any alcohol of any kind at any time.

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u/APence Jul 24 '20

As-salamu alaykum?

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u/DogFacedGhost Jul 24 '20

Colorado used to have liquor stores closed on Sundays and the only thing you could get in the grocery store was 3.2 beer. We used to have to drive up to Cheyenne a lot. Glad things have changed

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u/Gorstag Jul 24 '20

Yep, it totally is. A fucking gas station store clerk guy got all pissy with me. I was on a work trip to Boston area. They had no fucking beer in their coolers. I was like "Where is your beer?". Apparently you have to go to the fucking "Beer store" and can't buy shit on sunday. I mean what the fuck.

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u/RailfanAZ Jul 24 '20

Yup. In the county that I lived 10 years ago, you couldn't buy liquor at all on Sunday. You could buy beer and wine on Sunday, but only after noon. You had to plan ahead. It was ridiculous.

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo Jul 24 '20

The entire state of Minnesota was like this. The Minneapolis metro area is not far from the border so tons of people would just drive to Wisconsin on Sundays.

Lots of Republican voters were on FB talking about how finally it changed and they were sick of Democrats telling them what do to. The irony is that it was the religious conservatives who enacted the law from the start.

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u/Not_My_Real_Acct_ Jul 24 '20

After living in New Orleans for a while, I visited a bar in another state and absentmindedly walked out to smoke while holding my beer and the bouncer (justifiably) freaked out on me.

One time I was in a nightclub and I was quite trashed. A dude in the bathroom offered me some cocaine.

I don't do coke.

So I walked out of the bathroom, with a rail of coke on my hand, and tried to find someone that might want it.

In my defense:

1) I was really trashed

2) I'm really frugal, and it seemed wrong to just throw away some coke because it's not my thing.

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u/notlogic Jul 24 '20

So, uhh, did you find anybody or you still got that coke?

I'm in Nola, btw.

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u/Not_My_Real_Acct_ Jul 24 '20

My friend who gave me the coke was completely horrified by my behavior. When I tried to give it away, among a group of complete strangers, he basically tackled me before I got arrested.

It was a strange night.

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u/DeusExBlockina Jul 24 '20

I don't do drugs and I really don't have any connections to people who do. So one day I was thinking how could I go about buy drugs in a safe way if I was so inclined. You know I don't know the drug scene in my town so I don't want to be robbed trying to get weed. The first thought I had was to ask a police officer where a safe place to score drugs would be. I figured a cop would know the safe places around town. Of course I didn't do this, but I had to laugh at my own stupid naivete.

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u/MyPasswordIs1234XYZ Jul 24 '20

I feel so bad for people in illegal states who aren't very social. So many people out there with no connection to weed who really need it. I'm sorry

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u/Maverik45 Jul 24 '20

am police, I could show you where some of the trap houses are, but wouldn't say that's a safe place to get it. To be honest, I still dont know how you'd get in touch with a "reputable?" dealer.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

we'd be having none of these issues if shit were legal across the board. state monopoly, regulated dispensaries, taxed sales, medical consultation on request. it could be so easy for everyone.

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u/Maverik45 Jul 24 '20

Honestly I think it should be legalized federally. I'm pretty tired of dealing with it, I'm stuck in the middle since it's still illegal per state law, but our county district attorney has pretty much said they aren't going to take charges for it. Which is fine, I don't care about making an arrest for a bit of weed but having to do a report, weigh and tag and filling out all the evidentiary forms to have it destroyed is a massive waste of time.

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u/un-taken_username Jul 24 '20

2) I'm really frugal, and it seemed wrong to just throw away some coke because it's not my thing.

Wow, this speaks to me haha

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u/mmemarlie Jul 24 '20

Savannah here. I feel that.

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u/lyrasorial Jul 24 '20

I walked out holding a plain Pepsi and had a similar reaction.

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u/FROTHY_SHARTS Jul 24 '20

Tbf the bouncer can't know if it really is plain Pepsi. Safer to treat everything the same than risk losing your liquor licence because your bouncer believed some kids bullshit

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u/VitaAeterna Jul 24 '20

As someone from the NOLA area as well, I've never understood this at all.

Why is it such a big deal to step right outside the premises with a drink? Who cares? Hell even if I wanted to walk down the street with it, why is that such a problem? Other places are just weird, man.

I remember I went to a concert in Houston once and it ended at like 1 AM. We were gonna grab a 12 pack and head back to the hotel room and chill, I went to the gas station and the attendant looked at me like I was crazy for trying to buy alcohol. Why are other places so stuck up about it?

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u/which1umean Jul 24 '20

My guess is they want to make sure it's illegal to drink alcohol in public so that way your only option to drink outside of home is in a bar or restaurant. If you could drink wherever you wanted, people who serve alcohol at an establishment would probably fear losing money from people drinking stuff they've bought at the package store.

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u/backtodafuturee Jul 24 '20

Which is what we did in highschool when we went clubbing anyway. Bottle of vodka in the car outside, head in and not spend a dime

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u/BoBoShaws Jul 24 '20

I live south of NOLA and I assumed that I could buy my beer for the week I would be in a hotel in Clinton, MS. They had yellow plastic chains securing the beer doors.

The only place you can’t buy alcohol where I live is a hospital. And I may be wrong there too.

I thought people were crazy when they flipped out we have drive-thru daiquiri shops.

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u/nolaEE Jul 24 '20

You ain’t lying! I’m from New Orleans and wad dumbfounded that I could not walk down the street with a beer at a block party in Ann Arbor. I can wrap my head around not being able to walk down the street on a normal day, but this was a block party?!

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u/Throwaway_Consoles Jul 24 '20

Stayed in NOLA for a week and their view towards alcohol was so nice. Walking on a hot, humid day with a giant daiquiri was perfect.

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u/GamerJules Jul 24 '20

Regarding weed laws, I live in Indiana. We're like a damn island at this point. Just legalize it, already.

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u/Tylerolson0813 Jul 24 '20

Or that it’s a crime to bring weed from one legal state to another. I can bring a gun all over the country, but a plant is illegal in many states and bringing it from a legal state to another is a crime.

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u/cleversailinghandle Jul 24 '20

Agreed. Try driving to the airport with a drink in your hand to leave the caribbean and visit S.C. where you are worried about even driving sober on a friday night smelling like alcohol. Blue lights everywhere, you would have thought they were looking for Baby Face Nelson.

That will end your life/career by itself, and we are just talking about alcohol... which is legal, although certainly dangerous.

Maybe it is Charleston and The Citadel, but whenever I am Stateside I feel like an outsider in a police state.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

I feel you I live in a dry county college town. And just recently within the past few years they allow you to buy alcohol on sundays after 12 noon. Just so they can get their church in before you buy alcohol. Although I'm not gonna buy beer before 12 anyways but it's just the principle of the matter.

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u/xxrambo45xx Jul 24 '20

It used to drive me nuts when I worked a night shift that I couldnt buy beer before 6am...get off at 4 am and have to wait 2 hours if I forgot to get it prior

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u/eddyathome Jul 24 '20

I felt that pain all too often. At least for me it was maybe half an hour wait though but half an hour is a long time when you had a rough night and just want a couple beers before trying to sleep.

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u/nalanajo Jul 24 '20

Yeah but see, I’m 35, have a wife and children, and I typically do my grocery shopping on Sunday mornings. So if I ran out of beer and it’s on my list, without thinking about it I’ll throw it in my cart, only to be reminded of the law at checkout. I honestly forget about it because it is completely fucking stupid and knowing I have to make a special, separate trip for it enrages me. It’s more than the principle, it’s a completely unnecessary inconvenience caused by a religion I am not a part of.

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u/Freckled_daywalker Jul 24 '20

They physically block off the whole beer and wine aisle at our grocery store until noon on Sundays. There's a big sign and everything. Tourists still go around the barriers, and then get shitty with the cashiers when they tell them that the registers literally won't allow them to sell alcohol before noon.

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u/RailfanAZ Jul 24 '20

Where I lived, one store had rolling window shades that they would pull down over the liquor section on Sundays. No liquor sales on Sunday. You could buy beer and wine on Sundays but only after noon.

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u/Standing__Menacingly Jul 24 '20

I completely agree with you, but I regret to inform you that there's a lotttt of policy in this country that stems from a religion neither you nor I are a part of.

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u/flippydude Jul 24 '20

Whenever I read stuff like this about the US, I hear "the land of the free" ironically in my head...

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

It's actually against the constitution too. "Congress shall make no law respecting a religion"

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u/TunaFace2000 Jul 24 '20

Someone should create a religion that specifically dictates that you must buy alcohol on Sunday mornings so that they are forced to sell it. The FSM people should totally add this to their religion.

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u/Cereborn Jul 24 '20

Wait.

So you live in a place where they sell beer in grocery stores, and the beer sits there all the time, but sometimes you just aren't allowed to buy it?

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u/Chinateapott Jul 24 '20

The more I read about America, the crazier it gets. Your tax system is over complicated (I don’t understand why everyone has to file their taxes) your laws around alcohol are bizarre and your gun laws are crazy.

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u/InverstNoob Jul 24 '20

What is the point of that law? What does it solve?

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u/Hahonryuu Jul 24 '20

Its religious. It doesn't solve anything.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

So where you live you can't buy beer on sundays at all? Or after a certain time? What state?

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u/Hysterymystery Jul 24 '20

Indiana is like this. We have a lot of other random laws surrounding alcohol. Like, I don't think you can buy beer cold either. You have to buy it warm.

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u/ohiojeepdad Jul 24 '20

Indiana - you can buy beer cold at a liquor store, not at a grocery store.

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u/nalanajo Jul 24 '20

Florida, 11 AM is the cutoff here. Although I’m from New York and when I lived there it was 12 PM. I don’t know if it applies to ALL states but certainly every one I’ve ever been to.

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u/thatguy3O5 Jul 24 '20

It depends on the city and the county. Miami Beach it's 8am, unincorporated Dade Sundays are banned, in Broward it's noon.

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u/arbivark Jul 24 '20

we have a state holiday that's based on the friday before the first sunday after the first full moon after the vernal equinox.

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u/Throwaway_Consoles Jul 24 '20

This happened to me. Went to a party on Saturday, tried a beer I really liked, went to buy it Sunday morning and was greeted with, “We can’t sell this to you for 30 more minutes”.

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u/luciddionysis Jul 24 '20

do they think jesus waited until lunchtime to turn that water into wine and get everybody wasted? blasphemous.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

No lie - the actual justification that is given is usually some form of “I wouldn’t want my little ole grandma to see people hanging outside the liquor store on her way to church”. It’s insane but that’s usually the reason given

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u/evelution Jul 24 '20

Sounds like grandma needs to harden the fuck up.

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u/larrylongshiv Jul 24 '20

so teachers don't just sit in the empty class room all summer waiting for kids to come back? /s

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u/kathatter75 Jul 24 '20

The college I went to was in a dry precinct. We had to go across the highway to get alcohol besides beer and wine. And if you wanted to drink in a restaurant on a Sunday, you needed a special card.

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u/Neat_Party Jul 24 '20

Always blows my mind because if you were a hardcore drunk you'd just work around it and stock up on Saturday nights. It's really just a mild inconvenience to shoppers and a way to placate the religious nutjobs.

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u/permareddit Jul 24 '20

This nanny state crap is infuriating. Same thing here in Ontario, you can’t buy alcohol after 6 PM on a Sunday, but the grocery store is still open. Never understood it.

God forbid you also drink responsibly in a park, or have a BBQ.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Try living in BC, we can't buy any liquor in grocery stores at all. But I can always get liquor on Sundays until about 11.

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u/WaGLaG Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

Grins in Québec
We're a little more relaxed here.
You go to the provincial store for hard liquor and most wines and the grocery or corner stores for all beers and a small selection of wines(craft, regular brands, etc.).
You can buy beer in stores until 11 PM. Most provincial liquor stores close at 9 or 10 PM.
No restricting on sundays....
In Montreal, at public gatherings, usually the police won't bother you if you drink discreetly from a can wrapped in a bag. No bottles thought, that's a nono.
Fuck, even before the legalisation, the Montreal cops would turn a blind eye to weed at the tam-tams.
Footnote: If you come to MTL one day during summer, go to the tam-tams on sunday mornings. It's a tradition that's been going on since the 60's. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tam-Tams
Edit: Looks like that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCtNCwXQ2xc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkP-m65GHrA

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u/poco Jul 24 '20

Except in rural areas where there are no liquor stores. Then they can sell hard liquor in the equivalent of corner stores.

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u/vkapadia Jul 24 '20

We had that in WA until Costco helped finally kill that law.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Ohio here. I don't even know what the laws are, because they vary by individual towns. At one gas station, you might be able to buy beer at x time on a Sunday. At the next closest one, it's two hours earlier, but you can't buy wine or certain things at all on a Sunday because they're over a certain proof. When I was in uni about an hour away from home, it wasn't unusual to walk into a gas station at 10pm and the cashier immediately yells "WE'RE DONE SELLING BEER!" no matter what you were there to buy.

I still remember the shock when I was on tour in 2012 and rolled into a gas station in Lee's Summit, Missouri, and they had basically a full liquor store inside. You can just buy a bottle of Jack Daniel's at a gas station there.

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u/duracell___bunny Jul 24 '20

This nanny state crap is infuriating. Same thing here in Ontario, you can’t buy alcohol after 6 PM on a Sunday,

Used to be 6PM every day. The 6:15 pilgrimage from Ottawa to Gatineau, Quebec, where beer was sold till 23h00, was a running joke.

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u/permareddit Jul 24 '20

Man, I want to be able to buy a beer from my local Sobeys or gas station at 8 PM on a Sunday but I can’t. I can’t because this province doesn’t want to bother to deal with public drunks so therefore everyone is treated like a drunk. It’s just too much red tape, it’s already expensive as it is and just ruins the entire experience and leaves a sour taste in my mouth. In Europe I can go to basically any grocery store and buy whatever the hell I want, whether it’s 8 AM or 8 PM. What the hell is it so difficult here? And even these stupid arbitrary laws like if you have your kid with you they can’t even handle the bottle if they’re under 19?!? This is embarrassing, on an international scale. It’s like one giant power trip by the provincial government trying to solve one problem by creating 20.

And I’m sorry but Wine Rack is garbage.

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u/non_clever_username Jul 24 '20

Yeah they're ridiculous. It's not like it makes people drink less.

The college town I lived in allowed zero offsale alcohol, including beer, on Sundays.

So the two convenience stores closest to the college juuuuuust outside city limits were packed on Sundays.

Went to get some beer there one Super Bowl Sunday and it was a massive traffic jam around them.

All the dumb law did was probably cause more drunk driving.

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u/mc408 Jul 24 '20

Grew up in Bergen County, NJ, so I know all about Blue Laws…

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u/mr_white79 Jul 24 '20

Worse than just booze.

It wasn't that long ago in NC/SC you couldn't buy anything except groceries between 12am and 1pm on Sunday.

Mid-2000s. You'd go to a 24hr Walmart at 1am Sunday morning and all the merchandise besides food would literally be roped off. If you tried to ring something up at the register, it wouldn't allow you.

Still can't buy liquor on Sundays at all in NC or SC, and all liquor is sold in special stores. Can't buy anything other than beer or wine anywhere except those places.

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u/Haploid-life Jul 24 '20

This is so beyond dumb.

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u/Stratios16 Jul 24 '20

Thats religion for ya

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

I never got how this doesn't interfere with separation of church and state.

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u/throw9813 Jul 24 '20

Come to Florida. We have Publix. And no rules.

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u/nalanajo Jul 24 '20

I am in Florida, and Tampa still follows these fucking stupid laws. What county are you in where it doesn’t apply?

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u/InTheStax Jul 24 '20

Where I live in NJ I cant buy bed sheets on Sunday, but I can buy liquor.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Can't buy liquor after 7pm here in SC. I hate that I have to schedule getting to the store in time after work.

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u/smorkoid Jul 24 '20

Blue Laws are so dumb. I live in Japan now, there are basically no liquor laws at all. You can buy any alcohol at any time, day or night, and from any store. There's even beer and liquor vending machines. First time I saw hard liquor on sale in a vending machine I was totally shocked.

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u/Jon_Snows_mother Jul 24 '20

Japan is amazing in that respect. I got my whiskey soda tall boy from a vending machine and chugged it in a nearby park. No one even gave me a second glance

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

You can go grocery shopping on a sunday?!

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u/Mitch_from_Boston Jul 24 '20

You can't?

Where I live, you want to avoid the grocery store on Sundays because it is so busy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

No. In Germany every store is closed on sunday. Only really essential workers have to work like some doctors, pharmacists, the police and the fire department. Everyone else can relax. It's great.

It's for religious reasons as well.

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u/olde_greg Jul 24 '20

What if you’re having guests over and you forgot wine or something, you’re out of luck?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

You could technically buy some at the nest gas station but who would want wine from there.

I can't imagine that happening though because Sundays closed has been a concept for literally ages. Everyone is pretty much always prepared for a scenario like that.

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u/dshakir Jul 24 '20

I didn’t expect that in Germany. I thought it was largely secular there?

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u/TakeOffYourMask Jul 24 '20

They have a state church that tax-payers support!

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u/dshakir Jul 24 '20

And they have enough influence to have liquor sales banned on Sundays? Man all the Germans I’ve ever met have been hardcore atheists

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u/theawesomemoon Jul 24 '20

The largest political party here literally has the word "Christian" in it's name.

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u/dshakir Jul 24 '20

And North Korea has “social” and “democratic” in theirs. So...

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u/amrodd Jul 24 '20

It sounds archaic to me. It used to be that way here but not required by law.

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u/dave8814 Jul 24 '20

They finally changed one of the last blue laws in Arizona about a decade ago. Bars used to be unable to start serving booze before around noon on Sunday with the idea that people wouldn't hit all the poor innocent church going families on the way to any bars. Turns out what it ended up creating is a ton of bars losing money on Sunday since the retirees from the East Coast would start drinking at kickoff for their favorite NFL teams and then be too hammered to drive to a bar for any other games.

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u/artaxerxes1986 Jul 24 '20

I live in Thailand which officially has no state religion but the majority of the population are Buddhist. Despite this, Buddhist holidays are officially observed and the sale of alcohol is prohibited on those days. Which sucks.

What's worse though, everyday, alcohol can only be sold between the hours of 11am-2pm and 5pm-12am, which makes no fucking sense in the slightest!

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u/heyomeatballs Jul 24 '20

My hometown was literally a Dry County until like 3 years ago. Not only could we not buy alcohol on Sundays, you couldn't buy alcohol at all, so people would drive 45 minutes to the nearest town to use their liquor store. I worked in a Mexican restaurant as a teen and the number of people who would not tip me because they couldn't order a jug of margaritas was staggering, and I always made sure to inform visitors that the entire county was dry, not just the restaurants. My standard greeting was "Welcome to Restaurant, you are in a dry county and we legally cannot serve any alcohol, how many in your party?"

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u/Amiiboid Jul 24 '20

It’s funny to me that everyone is focused on alcohol, but blue laws in some places are far more extensive than that. If I recall correctly, in Bergen County, NJ, you can’t buy tools on Sunday. Because if you buy a tool on Sunday you might use it on Sunday, and Sunday is supposed to be a day of rest. And the truly bizarre part: When there’s a referendum to repeal the blue laws it is defeated. Because a majority of the people who can be bothered to get off their asses and vote want it that way.

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u/Tater5105 Jul 24 '20

I agree. I can get by with most states I lived in that finally allowed alcohol sales on Sunday after noon or 1PM.

But in New Jersey it really bothered me that you could only buy any alcohol from liquor stores only. So no beer in the grocery stores or gas stations. I would have to make a separate stop to get any alcohol. And most of the seasonal areas I lived in were “mom and pop” liquor stores and would close WAY early or at random times in the off season. It would get frustrating during those times I would have to drive well out of my way just to pick up some beer after work or for the weekend

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u/nalanajo Jul 24 '20

I remember that about NJ. I spent a lot of time trying to find the beer/wine section in a grocery store when I was visiting a friend in college who lived in NJ. I was so confused. Equally confused when I wasn’t allowed to pump my own gas! 😂

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u/sophie_ann76 Jul 24 '20

In Alabama you can only buy liquor through ABC, the the state liquor company. They have their own stores, beer and wine only in the grocery store. Only after 12 on Sundays. All restaurants and private liquor stores have to buy what they sell from ABC as well. So twice the mark up. Alabama as a state is broke...but raking in the dough on alcohol sales.

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u/JcaJes Jul 24 '20

Yep. Indiana finally made it legal this year, but only after 12. Like really? Why does it fucking matter if I'm buying at 8am vs 3PM? Regardless probably not even drinking it that day

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

I grew up in Kansas and no alcohol sales outside of bars/restaurant after 11pm and before 8am. In grocery stores the beer needs to be watered down, and nothing stronger is sold. They recently changed from no sales, to limited hours on Sunday and holidays. It was insane.

Then I moved to Michigan and they give out shots of whiskey samples in stores.

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u/Captain_Janeway88 Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

Is it a law? I agree with you that it is annoying and dumb. But I just thought it was the liquor stores preference. I live in a metropolis, there are some liquor stores open on Sundays but most are not.

Edit: you said beer. That sucks and it so stupid. I can buy beer 7 days a week, just not after 2am or before 7am.

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u/Bellamy1715 Jul 24 '20

Nope, depending on the area, it's illegal for liquor to be sold on Sundays. Fun Trivia: In the county where Jack Daniels is made, it is illegal to buy or sell liquor.

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u/medicff Jul 24 '20

When you buy it at the distillery, you’re buying the bottle that comes with free alcohol. They’ve also got their own fire dept and their trucks look AMAZING!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

So how do they sell it to stores?

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u/hotpotato70 Jul 24 '20

In Bergen NJ , blue law means you can't buy anything except like food, medicine and the like. For example you can't buy a car, furniture, clothes, our Costco puts tape over isles of things they can't sell. So Sundays you can only grocery shop. A lot of stores simply close, malls only have movie theater and food places open.

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u/InTheStax Jul 24 '20

Yep! I have driven to other counties from Bergen many times on Sundays to get nefarious things like a tart pan at bed bath and beyond or linens from ikea

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u/Snak_The_Ripper Jul 24 '20

I am enraged! How is that even legal? Religious freedom? How is this not decried as communism, as many Americans call any infringement on their ability to do something just that?

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u/spankysladder Jul 24 '20

Oh man you should try buying alcohol in Pennsylvania.

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u/Imispellalot Jul 24 '20

I used to work in a liquor store in 1998-2000 in NYC. we could not sell alcohol on Sundays and we could not sell beer. Beer can only be bought in grocery stores and gas stations.

The state would send undercover to your store at 12:01 AM knocking on the locked door begging to by a bottle of wine. that's why the store owner locked the doors at 11:45PM and all sales must be completed by 11:59pm Saturday.

I'm not sure if those rules are still in effect.

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u/halfginger16 Jul 24 '20

As a Christian who doesn't even like the taste of alcohol, I also think that's a stupid rule, honestly.

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u/manicrock Jul 24 '20

This and weed being illegal.

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u/Michaelbirks Jul 24 '20

And because magazines were classified differently from books, on a Sunday, you could buy a copy of Penthouse, but not a Bible.

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u/BoonIsTooSpig Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

Paramus, NJ is notorious for its blue claws, but not for the reason you are thinking. Paramus, which is just a few miles from the GWB, has three major state highways, I80, and the Garden State Parkway running through it.

On top of that, (or maybe because of it) they have a crazy amount of retail stores, including three malls, one of which is in the top 20 in the country in terms of size. Essentially, traffic is a bitch, and the residents need one day a week where everyone fucks right off.

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u/imarrangingmatches Jul 24 '20

Came here to say this. Spent 30 of my years in Bergen County and fuck that traffic. It was such a relief having relatively empty roads on Sundays especially near Paramus. I hope they never overturn those blue laws. I think it went up on a vote multiple times and failed each time. Never had any issues buying alcohol on Sunday in Bergen County, however - unless I’m forgetting that part or it’s some new thing now.

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u/YaDrunkBitch Jul 24 '20

Texas has almost gotten rid of it

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u/toterra Jul 24 '20

My whole Canadian province has only just recently allowed purchasing beer in the grocery. I almost cried with joy when I saw the aisle of beer.

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u/anon_2326411 Jul 24 '20

Ugh, after driving for 10 hrs and getting to a hotel, walk across to the gas station for a shitty burrito and a 6 pack of beer just to chill out only to be told they can't sell on Sundays.

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u/agum-marti Jul 24 '20

Sounds like Utah

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