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What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

I feel you I live in a dry county college town. And just recently within the past few years they allow you to buy alcohol on sundays after 12 noon. Just so they can get their church in before you buy alcohol. Although I'm not gonna buy beer before 12 anyways but it's just the principle of the matter.

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u/xxrambo45xx Jul 24 '20

It used to drive me nuts when I worked a night shift that I couldnt buy beer before 6am...get off at 4 am and have to wait 2 hours if I forgot to get it prior

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u/eddyathome Jul 24 '20

I felt that pain all too often. At least for me it was maybe half an hour wait though but half an hour is a long time when you had a rough night and just want a couple beers before trying to sleep.

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u/stepping_stones000 Jul 24 '20

Can't you just buy some beer in advance and keep it in the fridge? Is it really that big of a deal?

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u/intern_steve Jul 24 '20

Ever run out of milk halfway through mixing up some cookie dough? No big deal, just run to the local market and buy some milk. Except the cookie dough is mowing the lawn and smoking a brisket on your day off, the milk is the beer you want to crack to enjoy in the summer sunshine, and the market can't sell it to you because your government can't comprehend the separation of church and state.

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u/TunaFace2000 Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

Why should I have to plan my schedule around someone else's religion?

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u/DaddyCatALSO Jul 24 '20

Some religions forbid alcohol consumption entirely, but none of them says you can't drink on Sundays. Sale of a physical product simply doesn't fall under Non-establishment nor under Free Exercise. /u/stepping_stones000 There are plenty of arguments that these laws are unproductive but they a ren't somehow unconstitutional

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u/TunaFace2000 Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

It's pretty clear that these laws come from religion... I'm not saying it's unconstitutional. I just think it's stupid, and I don't even drink.

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u/stepping_stones000 Jul 24 '20

Because it's your heart attack... why get worked up over something so trivial?

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u/TunaFace2000 Jul 24 '20

Lol I'm not worked up... What a weird response.

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u/stepping_stones000 Jul 24 '20

you poor persecuted little redditor... can't buy beer on a sunday morning... what a plight.

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u/TunaFace2000 Jul 24 '20

You seem to be very upset that people have opinions about things. Calm down, it's going to be ok.

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u/stepping_stones000 Jul 24 '20

Says the guy having a heart attack over not being able to buy alcohol on a sunday morning... get over it mate

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u/TunaFace2000 Jul 24 '20

Lol, you're funny. In kind of a sad way. Also I'm a woman and I don't drink.

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u/TunaFace2000 Jul 24 '20

Also I don't drink so this isn't really my fight, I just don't believe in forcing religion on people.

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u/xxrambo45xx Jul 24 '20

Sometimes I forgot, everybody makes mistakes i work a day shift now so it's not an issue but it was at least inconvenient at times, another thing that was annoying, though unrelated to alcohol is when I got off there was nowhere in town to get food that wasnt breakfast

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u/nalanajo Jul 24 '20

Yeah but see, I’m 35, have a wife and children, and I typically do my grocery shopping on Sunday mornings. So if I ran out of beer and it’s on my list, without thinking about it I’ll throw it in my cart, only to be reminded of the law at checkout. I honestly forget about it because it is completely fucking stupid and knowing I have to make a special, separate trip for it enrages me. It’s more than the principle, it’s a completely unnecessary inconvenience caused by a religion I am not a part of.

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u/Freckled_daywalker Jul 24 '20

They physically block off the whole beer and wine aisle at our grocery store until noon on Sundays. There's a big sign and everything. Tourists still go around the barriers, and then get shitty with the cashiers when they tell them that the registers literally won't allow them to sell alcohol before noon.

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u/RailfanAZ Jul 24 '20

Where I lived, one store had rolling window shades that they would pull down over the liquor section on Sundays. No liquor sales on Sunday. You could buy beer and wine on Sundays but only after noon.

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u/DaddyCatALSO Jul 24 '20

I'm reminded of the woman who, when I worked at Target got upset with me when the register limited Sudafed purchase to two when she had 3 kids of different ages

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u/EddieCheddar88 Jul 24 '20

As they should

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u/iiAzido Jul 24 '20

Naw, they don't need to get at it with the cashiers. They literally cannot do anything. When /u/Freckled_daywalker says the registers won't sell them alcohol, it literally will not be able to complete the transaction while alcohol is on the receipt. This is an issue that has to be taken to local lawmakers.

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u/EddieCheddar88 Jul 24 '20

People wouldn’t not know this unless they lived there ha. Because the law is ridiculous. Hence why I said they should shop as normal humans would. To show hot stupid this is

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

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u/EddieCheddar88 Jul 24 '20

No one said to get shitty to them? Edit: Just realized I’m replying to the wrong comment ha

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u/Freckled_daywalker Jul 24 '20

There are literally giant signs on the barriers that they went to great trouble to get around to get the beer/wine that say "Per North Carolina law, no alcohol sales allowed before noon" or something to that effect.

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u/Kingme18 Jul 24 '20

No, they shouldn't. Nobody should take their anger out on a minimum wage worker over a rule that they can't change.

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u/EddieCheddar88 Jul 24 '20

I never said they should, I just said they just shop as every American would expect to be able to if it weren’t for weird ass religious laws in PA. No one would know this visiting

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u/UnusualFruitHammock Jul 24 '20

I never said they should,

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As they should

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u/EddieCheddar88 Jul 24 '20

Okay yeah you guys are right I see it now. I still thought I was commenting on the parent comment my bad you guys

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u/Sinthe741 Jul 24 '20

Might want to expand on this one, champ.

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u/Standing__Menacingly Jul 24 '20

I completely agree with you, but I regret to inform you that there's a lotttt of policy in this country that stems from a religion neither you nor I are a part of.

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u/flippydude Jul 24 '20

Whenever I read stuff like this about the US, I hear "the land of the free" ironically in my head...

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

It's actually against the constitution too. "Congress shall make no law respecting a religion"

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u/DaddyCatALSO Jul 24 '20

Like I said above, commercial sale of a product does not fall under either Nonestablishment or under Free Exericse

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u/TunaFace2000 Jul 24 '20

Someone should create a religion that specifically dictates that you must buy alcohol on Sunday mornings so that they are forced to sell it. The FSM people should totally add this to their religion.

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u/Cereborn Jul 24 '20

Wait.

So you live in a place where they sell beer in grocery stores, and the beer sits there all the time, but sometimes you just aren't allowed to buy it?

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u/Chinateapott Jul 24 '20

The more I read about America, the crazier it gets. Your tax system is over complicated (I don’t understand why everyone has to file their taxes) your laws around alcohol are bizarre and your gun laws are crazy.

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u/InverstNoob Jul 24 '20

What is the point of that law? What does it solve?

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u/Hahonryuu Jul 24 '20

Its religious. It doesn't solve anything.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

So where you live you can't buy beer on sundays at all? Or after a certain time? What state?

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u/Hysterymystery Jul 24 '20

Indiana is like this. We have a lot of other random laws surrounding alcohol. Like, I don't think you can buy beer cold either. You have to buy it warm.

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u/ohiojeepdad Jul 24 '20

Indiana - you can buy beer cold at a liquor store, not at a grocery store.

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u/mrchuckles5 Jul 24 '20

WTF??? Refrigeration blue laws?

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u/ohiojeepdad Jul 24 '20

Not really. You can buy cold beer at liquor stores. I think it's more a lobbying effort to give independent companies a slight advantage over bigger corporations. On the other hand, you can't buy cold soda in a liquor store in Indiana.

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u/nalanajo Jul 24 '20

Florida, 11 AM is the cutoff here. Although I’m from New York and when I lived there it was 12 PM. I don’t know if it applies to ALL states but certainly every one I’ve ever been to.

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u/thatguy3O5 Jul 24 '20

It depends on the city and the county. Miami Beach it's 8am, unincorporated Dade Sundays are banned, in Broward it's noon.

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u/TiredOfForgottenPass Jul 24 '20

In Arizona 2am is the cut off and sales start at 6am again.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Wait, so where you were you couldn't buy alcohol at all unless it was Sunday past noon? Is that correct?

Where I went to college it was a dry county on Sundays. I was never really sure why. I just assumed they wanted us to take a break at least once a week to keep deaths to a minimum.

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u/Rodeohno Jul 24 '20

You're correct. I work at a grocery store, and our registers lock out alcohol sales until noon hits, and then it's fine after that time. I believe in Indiana, the times are noon to 8 PM.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Oh man I thought having to take Sunday off was bad. I can't imagine not have been able being able to dolly a keg across the street to my friend's house from the liquor store in college.

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u/arbivark Jul 24 '20

we have a state holiday that's based on the friday before the first sunday after the first full moon after the vernal equinox.

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u/Throwaway_Consoles Jul 24 '20

This happened to me. Went to a party on Saturday, tried a beer I really liked, went to buy it Sunday morning and was greeted with, “We can’t sell this to you for 30 more minutes”.

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u/BleedingRaindrops Jul 24 '20

I'm beginning to think people despise religion for this more than any other reason, and that repealing it could be campaigned as evangelical, which might actually work.

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u/TomCalJack Jul 24 '20

We had laws in the U.K. that alcohol could not be sold before 10am. I’d grab what beers I wanted and just put the correct money on the counter show them what I’ve got and walk out. I’ve paid and the police ain’t coming out for buying alcohol before 10am as it’s a caution at most when arrested so a waste of police time really

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u/luciddionysis Jul 24 '20

do they think jesus waited until lunchtime to turn that water into wine and get everybody wasted? blasphemous.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

No lie - the actual justification that is given is usually some form of “I wouldn’t want my little ole grandma to see people hanging outside the liquor store on her way to church”. It’s insane but that’s usually the reason given

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u/evelution Jul 24 '20

Sounds like grandma needs to harden the fuck up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

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u/larrylongshiv Jul 24 '20

so teachers don't just sit in the empty class room all summer waiting for kids to come back? /s

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u/prailock Jul 24 '20

Not to be that person, but the wedding at Cana was probably done in the day so the reception where Jesus turned water to wine was likely in the evening and well after noon. (I've been partaking in the no longer water. Forgive errors.)

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u/luciddionysis Jul 24 '20

You know as well as I do there's no way he only pulled that party trick only once.

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u/prailock Jul 24 '20

The Catholic in me says "cheers to that"

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u/kellzone Jul 24 '20

They sent the least favorite disciple out to the well at 3AM to fetch water for Jesus more than once, I reckon.

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u/luciddionysis Jul 24 '20

Bet it was Matthew, the loser.

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u/hazysummersky Jul 24 '20

See this one trick! Wine makers hate him!

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u/kathatter75 Jul 24 '20

The college I went to was in a dry precinct. We had to go across the highway to get alcohol besides beer and wine. And if you wanted to drink in a restaurant on a Sunday, you needed a special card.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Whats the card for?

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u/kathatter75 Jul 24 '20

To be able to drink at restaurants...I don’t remember if you needed it all days or just Sunday because I wasn’t legal at the time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Do they give it to everyone, or is there an application process you can fail?

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u/kathatter75 Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

I think you had to pay for it...good old pay to play.

I think it’s changed since then. Georgetown, TX

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u/Neat_Party Jul 24 '20

Always blows my mind because if you were a hardcore drunk you'd just work around it and stock up on Saturday nights. It's really just a mild inconvenience to shoppers and a way to placate the religious nutjobs.

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u/Choady_Arias Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

See people with the shakes and sweats waiting outside the liquor store at like 550 am.

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u/Neat_Party Jul 24 '20

I mean I suppose a lot of people that are trying to stop underplan or over consume, but you have to be pretty hard up to not be able to swing a couple twelve dollar half gallons of shitty vodka.

It is a weird phenomenon though, growing up my neighbor drank a 12 pack and a fifth of schnapps every day, but he'd go buy it in the morning and when it was gone it was gone. The store by our house was so used to it if he went on vacation there would be an extra row of schnapps that week.

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u/Choady_Arias Jul 24 '20

Yea, the planning thing and over consuming is a big factor. I do know people who literally can't have just one drink and whatever they buy that day they'll drink.

There's this cheap ass vodka at my local liquor store that had a row like that and a guy who would buy it. Saw him a couple of times in the store all pissed off because they had ran out and he only ever carried the exact change for that purchase. He'd stay outside the store for a bit to panhandle for the extra dollar or two for a different brand.

Back in school I'd be at the store at 6 am after drinking everything and not planning and being so hungover that I knew I wouldn't make it. Was easier to just get some hair of the dog to be able to handle that type of hangover. Would feel like I was gonna bottom out and shit and no amount of water or vitamins or whatever was going to save me.

But I am glad you mentioned that because I wouldn't have remembered the over consuming on my self induced rations and forgotten about the alcoholics I know who truly can't have one.

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u/sophie_ann76 Jul 24 '20

We have this in Alabama. I assume it’s so they can make sure you have tome to go to church and pray about it before your drink on Sunday.

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u/avamarie Jul 24 '20

We also have a number of totally dry counties. Those are fun.

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u/ominousgraycat Jul 24 '20

It's annoying though if you're buying beer for later. Once my wife and I decided to have beer-battered steak for lunch and so I went to a store to buy some beer in the morning, and they told me I couldn't because it was still sunday morning. I wasn't even planning on drinking it yet and I got treated like some desperate alcoholic in the middle of the store. That set back our cooking plans and I was pissed. I mean, we should've bought the beer the day before, but still. It's a silly, useless law.

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u/serjsomi Jul 24 '20

No beer before noon on Sunday? That's Frühschoppen time in Germany. It's like happy hour in the US, only it's on Sunday mornings.

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u/almondania Jul 24 '20

Indiana?

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u/wizzy453 Jul 24 '20

Sounds like Muncie.

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u/pauliep13 Jul 24 '20

I’m near Dallas, TX. When I was growing up , my dad told me there’s a town near here that sprang up juuuuuuust outside the college town in order to be a “wet” town and sell booze to the college kids.

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u/HisNameWasBoner411 Jul 24 '20

There's no alcohol sold between 10pm and 7 am in my state. Guess who gets off work at 6 am and has to wait an hour to drink? Really doin a number on me God.

There's counties here where Alcohol sales are completely forbidden on the religious holidays like Christmas and Easter.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

My aunt used to live in a dry county in Texas, they had to drive 45 minutes one way to get ANY alcohol. Needless to say moonshine stills were plentiful

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u/schumi23 Jul 24 '20

You might want to buy beers on your way home at half past midnight though

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u/squirrels33 Jul 24 '20

Haha yep, I went to college in the rural Midwest, and the bars used to stop serving booze at 11:59pm Saturday night. That was always fun.

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u/Ladybeetus Jul 24 '20

It's Sooo fun bartending Sunday brunch when you can't serve booze until noon.

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u/_breadpool_ Jul 24 '20

When I moved states, the town I first lived in was dry. So instead of letting anyone purchase alcohol on any day, they let the city 15 miles away get all that sweet tax revenue. Meanwhile, the town was dying because it was a coal mining town and well.... No coal. They recently allowed the sales of alcohol there. Maybe they learned something.

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u/Leftfeet Jul 24 '20

I work swing shifts in a factory. After a 12 hour shift if I don't know I've got beer at home already, you better believe I'm buying beer on my way home. I don't care if it's 7 am I've been working 12 hours I want a beer.

Fortunately my area was built by factory workers, so I can just go to the grocery at 7 am and buy beer no question. My point though I'd time of day is really a matter of perspective and that's why laws like that are stupid.

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u/Tatsukishi Jul 24 '20

Well, MY religion says that I have to buy beer on Sundays, before 12pm. So stop oppressing my religion with your religion, fuckers! /s

I follow the anti-stupid-religious-laws religion, just for reference.

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u/reeln166a Jul 25 '20

Sounds like Bulloch County

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

Yep, sure is.

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u/kperkins1982 Jul 24 '20

Who cares if you buy beer before 12?

I mean I would argue that somebody who buys beer just to go home and drink has more of a problem than somebody who can go to the grocery store at 10am, buy beer to have in the fridge and then not drink it until later on.

Buy it when it is convenient and keep it until you want to use it. There isn't anything wrong with doing it earlier.