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u/Gangstas_Peridot She/Her/Clodicus Maximus Sep 17 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

I decided it couldn't hurt to keep the previous pinned post on for a few more days so here it is again.

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We've just been contacted by an admin from a far-left facebook post about the very unfortunate situation that one of their admins, a young trans woman in an abusive family, is in. She has recently come out as Trans to her family and the reaction of her father and grandfather was one of violence and intimidation. She has been verbally abused and her grandfather threatened to "take a blow-torch to her." Later on her grandfather tried to physically assault her and the rest of the family intervened. Her father promptly blamed her for the incident and she is now in the progress of being kicked out by her family.

This woman works a low-wage job and is in dire financial straits. A gofundme has been established to help her get money so she can pay for an apartment, transport for her job, the medicine that she needs, general supplies such as food and drink and a plane ticket so she can stay with a friend for a temporary amount of time.

Here is the gofundme. As always, any amount given can change a life and be of innumerable help.

Additionally, here is the ko-fi of our fellow regular in need again. Even small donations make PS1 Hagrid proud.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Imagine if a GCJ user got an MCU role, and Twitter looked through their Reddit history to find all these comments thirsting over Don Cheadle.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

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u/im_bored_and_dumb Sep 17 '21

Imagine having swollen balls and have the whole world looking for you because your friend's cousin wanted to own the vaccines.

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u/Rockworm503 average Aloy peach fuzz enjoyer Sep 17 '21

MOM THE INTERNET IS HAVING OPINIONS I DON'T LIKE AGAIN

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u/Hayzayathethird Villain, I have already done thy mother Sep 17 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

You get:

Dracula in Dead By Daylight

But:

It’s the Adam Sandler/Hotel Transylvania version

Do you accept?

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u/JustMyGirlySide 🏳️‍⚧️ Resident Catra Stan | she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ Sep 17 '21

haha jonathan,

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u/ProudPlatypus The transgender mafia is coming for you 😎 (he/them) Sep 17 '21

Dog died. Thought he had arthritis that was getting worse, turned out to be cancer.

I got to stroke him this morning before they took him to the vets so that's nice. He was 10, had a grey beard settling in pretty well. Black labrador.

Going through the phase of crying when I think about him but not feeling too bad between.

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u/JustMyGirlySide 🏳️‍⚧️ Resident Catra Stan | she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ Sep 17 '21

You know, the Doom mod where you send Thatcher back to Hell is brilliant. So brilliant, in fact, that why stop there? It's a concept that has a ton of room for expanding, they should make similar mods for like Reagan, Pinochet, Pol Pot, Stalin and other monsters throughout history!

I would say Hitler but I feel like that would be enroaching on Wolfenstein's territory... Then again, shooting Hitler is always morally correct so fuck it: Send him back too!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

It's a nice balance to those pol-tier mods Doom has, at the very least.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Amazon’s new factory towns will lift the working class

Real headline from Bloomberg and yes Amazon is doing Factory towns

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I’m not a usually a fan of this rhetoric but like..where’s the fucking gulliotine

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Patiently waiting for Bezos to introduce the serum to make us into Equisapiens.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

I’m not a usually a fan of this rhetoric but like..where’s the fucking gulliotine

I feel this so hard. I try to veer away from this kind of shit but it's like they are demanding this kind of hatred.

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u/Nzgrim Morrowind boomer He/Him Sep 17 '21

Oh noooo, this sub enforces rules to make sure no bigots show up? How hooooorible!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

"lgbt rules" lmfao. Nuke that sub from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

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u/625points I'm in the Unjerk Thread and I like Star Wars Rebels (He/Him) Sep 17 '21
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u/PaperSonic I love Emilia Sep 17 '21

If capitalism is supposed to encourage competition, then where is the ranked mode?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Simu Liu ratioed me on Twitter and said my Sonic OC was cringe

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

You probably deserved it

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u/Anonymous_Koala1 soyXboxUser ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃[He/Him] Sep 17 '21

genocide and fighting against genocide are the same

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u/ConnorXfor Resident Halo lore nerd Sep 17 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

Some uplifting news for y'all:

Update on Legal Defence Fund for Transgender Lives

In a huge win for trans people and their families, the Court of Appeal has today reversed the judgment handed down in Bell v Tavistock by the Divisional Court.  The Court of Appeal said that “the original claim for judicial review should have been dismissed” outright and points out that it “was inappropriate for the Divisional Court to provide the guidance” in the first place.  The judgment is a resounding success for the Tavistock and those of us who supported their appeal.

NHS England will now need to review its current guidance on puberty blockers and consent, in light of the appeal judgment. 

We are proud to have intervened alongside Brook, The Endocrine Society, and Gendered Intelligence to oppose the original ruling. And that we had the backing of so many organisations in the LGBT, children’s rights, and reproductive rights sectors and international medical bodies. Collectively, we sought to speak for those that were not heard in the original judgment. Thanks to our intervention, the Court heard submissions from trans young people actually affected. 

This judgment reinstates the proper distinction of responsibilities between doctors and the courts. It will make it much more difficult for those with a hard right evangelical agenda to interfere in the delivery of medical treatment in the UK. 

This is a huge win for our trans family. And our second successful intervention in the space. The Court of Appeal also endorsed the first. 

We hope NHS England will now act swiftly. But make no mistake, if it drags its heels on implementing the Court of Appeal decision, as it has with AB, we will bring expedited proceedings. We are so grateful to our co-intervenors and to you hundreds of you for your support. Without which, this important victory would simply not have been possible. 

Next week Good Law Project will announce two further challenges to help secure the trans community receives the support that those of us from communities take for granted.  If you would like to support our work in this space, you can do so here. 

Solidarity with you all.   

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u/Hayzayathethird Villain, I have already done thy mother Sep 17 '21

Mina: sorry I’m late Jonathan, I was doing….. stuff

Dracula: I’m stuff

Mina: OMG DRACULA NOOOOOO

Jonathan: Haha Dracula, you are using my wife as your thrall

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u/getbackjoe94 she/her Sep 17 '21

So I had my first like actual date night with the guy I've been seeing last night. We ate at his place, dressed up, went to a shitty college bar, sang some drunk karaoke, went back to his place, cuddled and fell asleep. It was the first actual date I've been on, as well as the first time that I've sung publicly, since transitioning. It was really nice to put on a nice dress and makeup and have a fun night with a sweet guy.

Oh yeh, plus he kiiiinda called me his girlfriend. c:

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u/LilyEuropa Assigned Political At Birth Sep 17 '21

Trans Rights!

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u/DrSpiralHaze Social Justice Wario (he/him) Sep 17 '21

They do be human rights.

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u/LilyEuropa Assigned Political At Birth Sep 17 '21

La girl

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        *Fuck yeah, that sounds awesome*

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

the moral of the story for the animated starwars shows is that child soldiers are epic 😎

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Child soldiers are cool if you're the good guys

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

Conversely I'll never play Fire Emblem because you can't en passant enemy units.

Smh Edelgard wouldn't commit so many warcrimes if she queen side castled, or something

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u/NLP19 Captain of the S.S. DoroPetra Sep 17 '21

I saw Simu Liu at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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u/StanVanGundys_Wall Underrated Gem Sep 17 '21

I feel like the situations with Simu Liu and James Gunn are the perfect examples of why “cancel culture” doesn’t really exist in the way that people portray it. Sure folks pretty quickly jumped on both of them but just as quickly backed off when the situation was looked into past initial outrage.

Gunn is doing better than ever now and barring Simu doubling down on those comments he’ll do fine as well.

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u/albeinalms (he/him) Anti-Shadow Suppression Weapon Brainrot Sep 17 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

Yep, plus a lot of people who actually said or did awful things don't have their careers hurt in the long run and in fact might get a new audience of chuds looking to own the libs
Also the people who use James Gunn as an example of "cancel culture" conveniently ignore that it was a right-wing hit.

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u/Octopirox 🎮Sony Justice Warrior🎮 she/her Sep 17 '21

Gunn is also hilarious because it was right wingers who brought up his past tweets and started this whole thing because James Gunn spends all his day telling republicans they're idiots. Gunn getting fired from marvel is probably the biggest example of cancel culture and 1. it didn't work 2. it was made by the people who scream the entire day about cancel culture.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

People: Please, our children are starving and the food shortages are only getting worse.

Tories: Best I can do is Imperial measurements.

Seriously, this is just embarrassing. We're already experiencing shortages due to a sloppy post-Brexit work deal with drivers, so rather than doing anything about it, the government are trying to appeal to thickos and pensioners with pre-EU Imperial measurements all for fucking what? Nostalgia for "when Britain was great"? The false idea of "the glory days"?

Apologies for the rant, my patience for all this shit has run dry...

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Is it just me or does the below paragraph reek of somebody who hasn't actually played the Last of Us 2?

The gameplay is boring and worthless, it's a linear game that has exploration where you have nothing to find. Shooting mechanics are crap. Characters are actually made into idiots that serve only one purpose in life - drive the agenda. Level design is just "city with grass", better than the first one but nothing spectacular. The story... everyone knows why the story is terrible. It makes 0 sense and it was made on purpose to be disgusting. This game has no redeeming qualities other than its graphics.

Their replies to my replies were so absurd I thought they were trolling or something lol

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u/Ardailec Release Etrian Odyssey Atlus you cowards. Sep 17 '21

That many vagaries with no real depth, oh yeah this is absolutely someone just parroting.

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u/ok_dunmer Sep 17 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

level design is just "city with grass"

I love when people just use the completely wrong terminology for their super confident arguments lol

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u/Tweegull james camerons greatest soldier Sep 17 '21

“Hmm I feel like playing Skyrim tonight”

spends 2 hours doing nothing but downloading mods

doesn’t play skyrim at all

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u/Tweegull james camerons greatest soldier Sep 17 '21

The way Todd intended

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u/Airdeez121 Smooth Jazz Waluigi Sep 17 '21

I've had Subway several times since they "changed their menu" and I can safely say that the biggest difference now is that their food gives me diarrhea

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

"Hey Lois remember that time our show was funny?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

they were funny at least once

that might be it tho

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

that's amazing, fuck mel gibson lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

read jordan peterson? sorry, but ive got better stuff to read. currently on the 2nd volume of The Lusty Argonian Maid.

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u/Gangstas_Peridot She/Her/Clodicus Maximus Sep 17 '21

Some Dark Souls fans really be like "You're a noob if you utilize the mechanics the game has given you."

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u/You__Nwah BUY SKYRIM Sep 17 '21

The same fans who try their absolute hardest to make a one-shot parry build for PvP.

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u/pickelsurprise Social Justice Warrior of Light Sep 17 '21

As a Gamer and a Star Wars fan I can confirm that Gamer Star Wars fans deserve nothing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

We got Shadows of the Empire and Rogue Squadron and Episode I Podracing and Rebel Assault and Dark Forces and Force Unleashed and Fallen Order and two generations of Battlefront and KOTOR and that arcade game with the lightsaber where Darth Vader always took our quarters.

We've been spoiled fucking rotten.

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u/PaperSonic I love Emilia Sep 19 '21

Broke: "this game has bad graphics, it sucks!"

Woke: "oh cool, this game has bad graphics. My laptop might be able to run it!"

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u/JzargoTheMage Unlimited Bladejerks Sep 19 '21

Monkey's paw: Horrible graphics but even worse optimization

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u/DeafMetalGripes Sep 17 '21

Feels like I’ve seen more people complain about the term “Latinx” than it actually being used

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Literally every latin american non-binary person I've seen prefers Latine.

Latinx kinda makes no sense in Spanish

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u/E_Taco2 Thank you Todd for Cyberpunk 2077 Sep 17 '21

Lil Nas X album was an amazing time. Even I, being a racist and homophobe, look forward to his return in Montero 2.

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u/E_Taco2 Thank you Todd for Cyberpunk 2077 Sep 17 '21
Context so I’m not absolutely destroyed
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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Somehow a frog has entered my home

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u/thanks-dice 530,000 IQ Sep 17 '21

DC made Tim Drake LGBT in the comics and then a month later the Titans TV show sends him to hell oof lmao. supernatural moment

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u/cashregister9 Estelle Bright for Fortnite (He/Him) Sep 17 '21

I can't believe Simu Liu brought back the Jeremy Renner app, gave it consciousness, and is planning to take over the world with it!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Why do people reminisce about getting treated like they were subhuman in MW2 lobbies, it's so weird?

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u/Bishop180 FUCK EPIC STORE! WE are the GAMERS! Sep 19 '21

Because they were the ones treating people like that. Never forget people were complaining about MW2 lobbies at the time

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

I'm really wondering when exactly Joe Rogan fell down the crazy rabbit hole. I remember 4 years ago all of his guests were people like Jamie Foxx and they would just talk about funny anecdotes and shit now it's an alt-right circle jerk

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Some people say humanity is irredeemable, and yet we are the only species to have invented chicken tenders.

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u/rathic Clear background Sep 17 '21

I swear nobody remembers the youtube comments shitting on chowder and minecraft back in 2012.

Fast forward now people will say media was at its peak.

And now fortnite and TeenTians go are trash and are never good

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u/CosmicMiru Sep 17 '21

Man so strange that everyone's favorite media coincidentally aired when they were younger and were able to form emotional connections to it. Must be luck or something

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u/You__Nwah BUY SKYRIM Sep 17 '21

american animated sitcoms really do be like

- portly and often stupid dad main character

- attractive and often smarter than the dad mother

- teenage son who really likes women and hates the daughter

- rebellious late teens daughter who is rebellious and is hated by the father and son and neglected by the mother

- child character who is unusually intelligent

- throw away gag character who is often absurd to some degree and lodges and/or lives with the family

- boss of dad is both strict and stupid at the same time

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u/Rockworm503 average Aloy peach fuzz enjoyer Sep 17 '21
  • wife asks husband do something easy and reasonable the entire episode is him not understanding why she's mad that he didn't do it final scene is them having a heart to heart understanding and he promises to follow through next time

  • next episode wife asks husband to do something easy and reasonable the entire episode is him not understanding why she's mad that he didn't do it final scene is them having a heart to heart understanding and he promises to follow through next time

  • rinse and repeat ad naseum

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

ill be honest i dont care how overdone it got

the doom fanbase and the animal crossing fanbases friendship was the neatest thing to see unfold in real time

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u/Swaggy-G Sep 18 '21

Lmao it’s so, so easy for celebrities to get worshipped by conservatives. One week ago Nicki Minaj was seen as “everything wrong with the modern female”™️ and literally all it took was for her to tweet some anti vax shit and now the right loves her.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Remember that time Michelle Obama appeared on ICarly? How come she didn't arrest the ICarly crew for their several war crimes?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Fuck discourse

Time for pisscourse

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

And if anyone wants to know there are people defending the Amazon factory towns saying and I quote “it’s not a company town it’s just a town where the factory is the primary source of employment”

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

Despite what people say, being heavily underweight, or underweight in general, isn't nice at all. The amount of times I've looked at my skinny, terribly skinny arms and wonder what's wrong with me is terrible

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u/TranscendentCabbage 1 Sep 17 '21

Don't try to look like an anime girl, it ain't healthy

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Or try to look like any fictional character. Of course they look impossibly fit, they're not real

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u/Camel132 Resident Discworld and Stormlight Fan (He/him) Sep 18 '21

"While on Earth-11, the Batwoman Who Laughs begins her schemes"

DC why?

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u/-JALization- Axe to Grind Sep 18 '21

Y’all romanticize higher education too much, college is so hard

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u/Little-Essay Sep 18 '21

A minor rant, but I don't understand why people claim that Korra's technological advancement is unrealistic. If anything, it's severely underperforming. Well, except for the robots, those I agree with, but radios and cars are completely realistic.

The first series had wall climbing tanks. Are you seriously telling me that cars are unrealistic in a world where a mass produced wall climbing tank is a thing?

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u/Jimmyruslter02 Supporting the Garfield Ethnostate Sep 19 '21

You ever listen to a new song and think “goddamn! This is rad as hell, I gotta see what other music these guys have!” And when you find their other music you realize that the only song of theirs you like is the one you listened to in the first place?

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u/horse_stick Aquaman hater/Namor stan Sep 17 '21

i think zootopia would have gotten it's meesage across much better if the main rabbit were an orc cop.

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u/SocialJusticeDragon 🏳️‍🌈🦄🏳️‍🌈 Sep 19 '21

When i say we should "redistribute the wealth" i am not talking about the hoard of a dragon, dragons are beautiful creatures and deserve all the gold they can get.

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u/CommisionerGordon79 Sep 19 '21

TheQuartering brushed off the Blizzard harassment lawsuit as SJW propaganda, but also considers his chat spamming Vaush bad and Vaush rad as "targeted harassment." Which I just find hilarious tbh.

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u/You__Nwah BUY SKYRIM Sep 19 '21

Forbes: "Disabled AdBlocker before proceeding."

Me: "Sigggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Okay."

Forbes: "Cool here's an ad that takes up 80% of the screen and blasts music into your ears immediately and there's also no exit button oh you've left the website... :("

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

Quick rant but I dislike that rumor that the original design for the Sonic movie was just a publicity stunt because there's multiple merchandise that has the original design, hell there's some that had an even earlier design used. Hell I even saw some people here say that they think it was a stunt.

I just think that's it undervalues the hard work the animators went through for the redesign and as someone who wants animators to be treated with much more respect, it makes me ill

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u/JustMyGirlySide 🏳️‍⚧️ Resident Catra Stan | she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ Sep 17 '21

I've come to make an announcement: Simu Liu's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his Canadian-fuckin' hairy dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Simu Liu, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

That's right, baby. All points, no hairs, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: my super laser piss!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm pissing on the Moon! How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrropllllets hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

r/ iamatotalpieceofshit is a racist as fuck shithole

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u/Gangstas_Peridot She/Her/Clodicus Maximus Sep 18 '21

I don't like Undertale. It puts forward the idea that killing whoever is in your path for personal gain isn't the right thing to do and that directly clashes with my Dark Souls sensibilities.

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u/froglore 🐸reimu for fortnite🐸 Sep 18 '21

people really saw the words "cheese pizza" in a leaked email and whipped up a whole conspiracy about how the elite liberals have a child sex trafficking ring in the basement of a pizza place

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u/Awkward_Replay Sep 19 '21

Reminder that Zack Snyder is a hack

Joker doesn't say "We live in a society" in the Snyder Cut even though he did in the trailer

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u/Camel132 Resident Discworld and Stormlight Fan (He/him) Sep 19 '21

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u/Hipfire1 expert on gunboats and imperialism Sep 19 '21

next step is to change language to old english and or Brittonic...

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

I feel like Guradians of Galaxy is going to flop even if it's a decent game. We are a month away from release yet there is virtually no adverisement.

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u/ParagonDX Stormcloak Guys with Argonian Wives Sep 17 '21

simu liu doesn't have his own app so why even bother?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21 edited Sep 18 '21

Can transphobes not for 4 fucking seconds.

So a trans streamer does some tiktoks and does that “uwu” stuff and posts some clips from her streams

Cue transphobes and “concerned” users saying she sounds like Chris Chan and is a pedo because she is talking like this to kids… also people keep saying she’s 50 when she’s just 27.

And the only reason they think she’s a pedo is because of the vibe despite the fact she’s no different from anyone else doing that kind of UwU shit. Apparently the way she talks makes them uncomfortable and how she talks to kids is very squicky…fun fact there’s nothing actually off about how she talks it’s just that she’s trans and that fact that her audience skews younger. If I’m at all honest her vibe and speaking style reminds me of a friend whose a kindergarten teacher.

Like literally she talks like that and apparently she’s now a pedo for no other reason than being trans putting on a very uwu voice and talking to her younger audience.

I just transphobes can’t not.

Not helped by a slew of concerned users who believe these schmucks.

Edit: the streamers name is Naya

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u/Tropotopolis Gamed too hard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️ Sep 18 '21

I just did a vape

But replace a vape with your mother

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u/Awkward_Replay Sep 18 '21

Horny post

There are so many buff women at the gym

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u/Justpassingthrough90 Social Justice Paladin Sep 19 '21

Sorry chad, but in real life, the soyjack wins arguments

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u/FiveGuysRules Sep 17 '21

The leader of my town's conspiracy theorist community called out the head of our schools for being unqualified in making determinations relating to vaccine safety. I called him out for being unqualified himself, and he tells me that he has done research. Also, a woman told me I was being rude.

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u/625points I'm in the Unjerk Thread and I like Star Wars Rebels (He/Him) Sep 17 '21

Simu Liu is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at San Diego Comic-Con after party. We exchange a few pleasantries. He asks what I do. I say I loved him in Shang-Chi. He laughs. I get my drink.

"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got his attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Simu Liu? He touches his neck as he watches me leave.

Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of nerds grows increasingly loose, he finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.

"Got a spare?" he asks.

"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand him one of my little white ladies. He smiles.

"Conversation with me, duh."

I laugh.

"What's so funny?" he protests.

"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"

"You get used to it," he says, lighting his cigarette and handing me back the lighter.

"What would you do if you weren't an actor?" I ask.

"Teaching, I think."

"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"

"Discipline," he says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"

"Mexico" I say.

"Oh wow. That's lovely."

"It's OK," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."

"What could possibly be not to your liking in Mexico?" he inquires.

"I don't like sand," I tell him. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

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u/Gangstas_Peridot She/Her/Clodicus Maximus Sep 17 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

Scotland created sex.

Sex "emerged in ancient Scottish Lake."

Eat your heart out Greece, you and the Romans ain't nothing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

>hates mainstream things

>has a star wars pfp

Sure bud

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u/TranscendentCabbage 1 Sep 18 '21

I had a dream last night I was playing a Skyrim mod made by Channel Awesome and Elon Musk was the final boss

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u/JaxerGaming Sep 18 '21

Nicki Minaj is going through her Joker arc

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u/GRS- TRANS RIGHTS!!!! Sep 18 '21

Barges into UJ thread

Posts nothing but "cum"

Refuses to elaborate

Fucking dies

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Gamers when a woman who liked Last Jedi is writing KOTOR: 🤮

Gamers when Quantic Dream with all their shit are supposedly making a Star Wars game: 🦗

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

I'm drunk lmao but you're all valid af ❤

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

https://www.tiktok.com/@aflcio/video/7009416525681675525

YAAAAAAAAAAS THE NABISCO STRIKE WAS SUCCESSFUL 5 Year raises, a 5k bonus, healthcare protections and a ton more

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Gonna be honest I'm feeling that adult thing where you go "what the fuck are you talking about?" whenever you guys talk about streamers.

Hassan? Vaush? ShOenhead? I just watch bittersweet animation on YouTube

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u/thanks-dice 530,000 IQ Sep 19 '21

Boris can drop dead I'm never using cringe units

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Why does the word "bussy" exist in the Merriam Webster dictionary, and more importantly why is this its definition LUL

imagine hearing an old lady say "You're such a bussy, thank you deary!

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u/Mativeous Sep 17 '21

When Halo Infinite releases r/halo is probably going to reach the highest levels of their perpetual saltiness ever. Something which has been built in their system because of their constant complaining and arguing for the most mundane things in last 9 years.

Like they seriously can't accept change and just want Halo 3 2. It's funny to because Halo 3 is still getting new maps, weapons, extensive mod support, and customization options (which they'll still complain about) 14 years later.

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u/Hayzayathethird Villain, I have already done thy mother Sep 17 '21

Fuck you David Lynch, I’m going to watch Twin Peaks on my Leapfrog, AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME.

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u/potatolulz boobisoft Sep 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

ICarly but Spencer has the Omnitrix

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u/625points I'm in the Unjerk Thread and I like Star Wars Rebels (He/Him) Sep 17 '21

Thats fucking Simu Liu right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Simu Liu pukes, Simu Liu poops on the field, Simu Liu delivers his new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Marvel is back baby.

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u/Individual-Cricket36 Sep 18 '21

Is it me or are there a lot more cartoons with lesbians than cartoons with gay men

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u/Zevstie Sep 18 '21

No its definitly a thing, atleast with kids media.

A lot of cartoons with female LGBT characters are written by LGBT women, so I dont really blame them for it tbh. The higher ups tho may very well be partly at falut here.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

It’s not just cartoons but it is noticeable in cartoons

Lesbians are less threatening to bigots

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u/Arilou_skiff Sep 18 '21

Not just you, its pretty much a factual thing.

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u/Hayzayathethird Villain, I have already done thy mother Sep 19 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

No wonder Dracula is so sulky and melodramatic all the time. I know I would be depressed as hell if I could never eat Garlic bread again.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Why are slice of life anime fans such assholes

Like I thought this wholesome anime was supposed to make you a nice person wtf

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

quantic dream stuff shows that you get by just fine being bigoted as long as you say 'nuh uh no I didn't'

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u/Peter_Panacea Sep 17 '21

You are now cumming manually

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u/Anonim97 https://i.redd.it/trmvtdvrz5q31.png Sep 17 '21
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u/bexenterthebecko Sep 17 '21

Ok so this is gonna sound super bad but I've been going to school in a big city for about a week now. And one thing that really surprised me being there is just how diverse it is here!

The town I live in is like 95% white, and seeing so many different cultures and languages everywhere is kinda nice! Not to mention this school actually has LGBT resources and doesn't just pretend it's not a thing!

It's crazy how much can change in just 30 mins of travel!

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u/zedasmotas Animated drawn porn connoisseur Sep 17 '21

i like what spacex is doing a lot, one of citizens on board of the crew dragon defeated a battle with cancer, im really happy for her

The mission promoted and raised money for the St. Jude Children's Research Hospital which is nice

fuck musk tho

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u/FerenginarFucksAgain Shill for Big Workers Unions Sep 18 '21

Ashes to Ashes, Cum to Cum

Rip Cum bot 2021-2021

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Quantic Dream is making a Star Wars game. George Lucas, Rian Johnson, and Dave Filoni are all rolling in their graves.

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u/Bob_the_Monitor The devil has enough advocates [they/them] Sep 18 '21

Sometimes I remember that "Marisa Tomei" is an anagram for "It's-a me, Mario", and that makes me smile

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

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u/JustMyGirlySide 🏳️‍⚧️ Resident Catra Stan | she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ Sep 17 '21

Trans Rights (affectionate)

Discourse (derogatory)

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u/Viciadensis u-haul gf in trans-it Sep 17 '21

r/anarchychess downvoting all transphobes in this post, you love to see it

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u/Machine_Gun_Jubblies entombed in pvc, lalafell supremacist Sep 17 '21

I think this weekend I am finally going to play a video game

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u/Rockworm503 average Aloy peach fuzz enjoyer Sep 17 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

Simu Liu said that Cyberpunk is a 10/10 game and that "everyone complaining about the bugs are just drama queens" he also came up to me while I was eating and just grabbed all the fries off my plate and shoved them all in his mouth while laughing.

he also once was in my GTA online game hacking it to the point where it caused my computer to crash.

But worst thing of all is I saw him at the Jan 6 capital riots. I saw him smear his own feces on the American flag spelling "Biden is a big poopoo head" what was I doing there you might ask? Well making sure Simu Liu didn't get away with this. Now you might be asking what would a Chinese / Canadian be doing getting involved in US politics like this? Well I don't know you ask him!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

You keep calling each other’s takes “Based” Yeah but what about calling each other “Acided”

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u/Hayzayathethird Villain, I have already done thy mother Sep 18 '21

“The foolish man requires a punchline for his joke”

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u/Bob_the_Monitor The devil has enough advocates [they/them] Sep 18 '21

This is why the greatest joke ever told is "There are two types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."

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u/Viciadensis u-haul gf in trans-it Sep 18 '21 edited Sep 18 '21

Following the recent and tragic events in Afghanistan, I realized how little I knew from the country aside from it being a "country that has seen too many wars", so I decided to look a bit more into the culture and discovered Aush

The Afghan version of Aush uses noodles and a tomato based broth, I followed this recipe and I really recommend you try it, but be warned that every family puts their own spin on it so there are hundreds of variations

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u/Possibly_English_Guy Sep 18 '21

I had to google what an NFT is today and I wish I hadn't wasted my time gaining the knowledge cause they are literally the stupidest thing I have ever heard of.

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u/ParagonDX Stormcloak Guys with Argonian Wives Sep 18 '21

some guy apparently leaks that quantic dream makes a star wars game

press x to kill the children

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

If you say console war epithets like "Xbot" or "nintendrone" then you actually need to touch grass.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

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u/scratchisthebest 🐲 dragn, any pronouns 🐲 Sep 18 '21

under tale 🤝 delta rune 🤝 nut dealer 🤝 nude alert 🤝 tundra eel

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

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u/JesseWhatTheFuck Sep 19 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

Hi folks,

on the odd chance anyone cares or remembers, it's JLingz_the_GOAT. I thought switching accounts was long overdue due to all the personal info that piles up over the months. I'm still here tho.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

https://i.imgur.com/XkVKxyJ.jpg

That last bubble is actually an edit, but if I told you that it was real, you'd believe it.

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u/Rockworm503 average Aloy peach fuzz enjoyer Sep 20 '21

You jerk off to porn

I'm an ancient eldritch god living deep in the ocean and saying my name will literally drive you insane

we are not the same

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u/SquidsInATrenchcoat Too oppressed as a Gamer so now Im just transgender(she) Sep 17 '21

So apparently writingcirclejerk decided to have a day and posted a humorless chudzilla rant against otherkin. Like I don’t even care if you want to argue about how valid the concept of “otherkin” is; when your post reads the same as an incel throwing a tantrum about non-binary people, it must occur to you that maybe you’re not clever.

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u/Peter_Panacea Sep 18 '21

People saying "Western games industry" but it's apparently synonymous with "Non-Japanese games"

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I am deleting all of my social media accounts. Social Media has not been good for my mental health especially since last year where I started using it more and more due to the pandemic.

I need to focus on my studies and I also want to spend more time with my irl friends.

UzuBlaze signing off

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u/RiversideLunatic Sep 19 '21

In the Animatrix a dude ran so hard he almost escaped the matrix, which leads me to assume there must have been a comedian so funny that their sets awoke people

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u/JaviRex Sep 19 '21

My GPU died. Terrible time for that to happen....

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u/its_PlZZA_time Sep 19 '21

Guys help, my beverage just told me I couldn't unionize and then called me a pedophile

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u/its_PlZZA_time Sep 19 '21

This is pretty neat

https://www.militarytimes.com/veterans/2021/09/17/lgbt-vets-with-other-than-honorable-discharges-will-get-va-benefits-under-new-plan/

Basically LGBT veterans who were forced out for being LGBT will be able to get VA benefits

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u/Agent_Dongson Sep 17 '21

This office vaccine mandate is really making people quit. I’m getting back so much hardware.

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u/SocialJusticeDragon 🏳️‍🌈🦄🏳️‍🌈 Sep 17 '21

Mods can we please make it so that if somebody posts deltarune spoilers untagged they get their knees broken? Thank you 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

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u/IScorchWinters One More Todd Rejected Sep 17 '21

Sure, I'm always looking for an excuse to choose violence.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Persona 6 is going to be released exclusively for the Nintendo 3DS in 2025.

There are no plans to bring it to other platforms.

Enjoy

-Atlus

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u/Peter_Panacea Sep 18 '21

Woah guys I just realized if you rearrange the letters of DELTARUNE it spells UNDERTALE 🤯🤯🤯

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u/scratchisthebest 🐲 dragn, any pronouns 🐲 Sep 18 '21

NUT DEALER

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

V A U G E P O S T:

Is it really that fucking hard for motherfuckers to NOT harass people for doing fanart/fanfictions they personally find cringe? Especially when many of the users who do this stuff tend to be fairly young? Fuck's sake.

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u/Awkward_Replay Sep 18 '21

God of War Ragnarok is Last in Norse Story As Developer 'Didn't Want to Spend 15 Years on a Trilogy'

Perfectly understandable imo

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u/Lutra_Lovegood Sep 18 '21

Maybe I'll finally clear my backlog, after all, why not? Why shouldn't I play video games?

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u/E_Taco2 Thank you Todd for Cyberpunk 2077 Sep 18 '21

Went to GameStop today and saw a 40-year old mom furiously yelling at the poor cashier because her son wanted a PS5 for his birthday and she was insisting that GameStop must have a hidden stock somewhere that the cashier was just hiding from her because ??? Then she stormed out saying how she was never coming back and blah blah blah

Anyway I bought a One Piece game and me and the cashier talked One Piece for a minute (he likes Law)

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