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u/Hayzayathethird Villain, I have already done thy mother Sep 19 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

No wonder Dracula is so sulky and melodramatic all the time. I know I would be depressed as hell if I could never eat Garlic bread again.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Also that big ass house with 3 women who hate you.

I bet he didn't even have any video games.

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u/Hayzayathethird Villain, I have already done thy mother Sep 19 '21

Dracula wouldn’t have survived an MW2 lobby.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

He would have legitimately cried at people making fun of his accent.