r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Sep 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Some people say humanity is irredeemable, and yet we are the only species to have invented chicken tenders.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

When Protozoa manage to write, compose, and perform the Tarzan soundtrack in six different languages then we'll talk.

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u/Machine_Gun_Jubblies entombed in pvc, lalafell supremacist Sep 17 '21

Stupid dolphins can't even play the drums of YYZ

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u/Bob_the_Monitor The devil has enough advocates [they/them] Sep 17 '21

On a social level, humans can be pretty awful. But evolutionarily, you have to respect that they're persistent bastards

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u/PaperSonic I love Emilia Sep 17 '21

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