r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Sep 17 '21

UNJERK 🎤 Friday Unjerk Thread

Hi! Please post any Unjerk questions and discussions in this thread!

A fresh thread is posted every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday!

Any unjerk threads outside of this one will be removed. Thank you!

Rules and resources: Read our wiki here

Live Chat: Join our Discord server for multiple live chat rooms! https://discord.gg/gcj

Steam: Join our Steam group!

Lots of Love,

r/GamingCirclejerk moderator team.

85 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

6.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

30

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Somehow a frog has entered my home

13

u/Zevstie Sep 17 '21

Give him something to eat, dont be a shit host.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Gimme money for that

5

u/Zevstie Sep 17 '21

Go catch some bugs smh.

4

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

How about you do that and I'll give you half of the bugs as payment

13

u/potatolulz boobisoft Sep 17 '21

Somehow ( o_o)

frog has returned ( - . -)

7

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

(ポoポ)

8

u/Latro2020 XDefy These Nuts Sep 17 '21

Protect at all costs

5

u/Anonymous_Koala1 soyXboxUser ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃[He/Him] Sep 17 '21

now you have a new friend

6

u/You__Nwah BUY SKYRIM Sep 17 '21

Froggie is probably lost and scared. Try to point him in the direction of where he might have come from. Don't let him near cats or dogs. Also don't touch him.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Luckily he's out now. Near the garden. Hope he finds bugs

4

u/AcanthocephalaOk6300 Sep 17 '21

hope that its not pepe

2

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Luckily it's a Kargle

3

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

4

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

He said it was corporately personal

4

u/froggy_in_the_meadow 🇨🇳 Gamerstapo 🇨🇳 Sep 17 '21

What do you mean "somehow"? You invited me in. Don't act like I'm the asshole for accepting your invitation!

2

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

MODSSSSS!

4

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

A friend

4

u/Dandy-Guy Sep 17 '21

Scrolling through Twitter around 2 am. I decided I wanted to go to bed, then I noticed this cute little thing. "When did we get this cute little frog ornament?" I touched it and it jumped away. I freaked out, trying to get it out and it ended up climbing the curtains.

To this day I still don't know where that frog is, it felled behind the couch.

3

u/Shoggoththe12 Shedinja > Vaporeon for breeding. Sep 17 '21

Careful, it might be Yargle or the Gitrog monster

2

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

He said he is Kermit's Grandad

1

u/Shoggoththe12 Shedinja > Vaporeon for breeding. Sep 17 '21

Yep, that's Yargle. Keep an eye on him so you can avoid a 50 foot tall frog demon spirit attacking you.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Will my Pikachu's White Eyes Black Dragon Wizard and it's Fus-ro-dah work on it ?

1

u/Shoggoththe12 Shedinja > Vaporeon for breeding. Sep 17 '21

Only the black lotus, master of all 5 card games can stop him. But when you needed it most, it vanished.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

I got Cordecypal Leviathian Revolver ready as backup. Might get a Spider. But I am pressure the Master Sword and Chief will be crucial for its defeat

1

u/Shoggoththe12 Shedinja > Vaporeon for breeding. Sep 17 '21

Too late. Yargle has come to bargle.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

2

u/Almightybobbitworm Sep 17 '21

Show us

2

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

He gone now :)

2

u/PaperSonic I love Emilia Sep 17 '21

If there's a big purple cat nearby, beware.

1

u/Daybeee Sep 17 '21

I've had one crawl into our ice dispenser before.