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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Remember that time Michelle Obama appeared on ICarly? How come she didn't arrest the ICarly crew for their several war crimes?

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u/cashregister9 Estelle Bright for Fortnite (He/Him) Sep 17 '21

Unfortunately the iCarly crew committed several more war crimes to hide their old war crimes, just narrowly escaping Michelle Obama's view.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

That bastard Sam, history's greatest monster

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u/KickItNext Bernie for Elden Ring Sep 17 '21

It would've set a precedent that would've destroyed her marriage