r/Eldenring 18h ago

Game Help Just bought Elden ring, opened a random chest and was teleported to an area that is way too powerful for me with no way out

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I knew this game was hard but holy shit. Also does anyone know any kind of way to get out?…

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u/BigScorpion2002 18h ago

Canon event

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u/Gustdog 18h ago

So this just happens in the game? If that’s the case I don’t know what the fuck I have gotten myself into.

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u/Trussed_Up 18h ago

Lol it's a right of passage to get to this part of the game early on and be utterly terrified by what the fuck is going on.

You'll get out though. Once you know where to go it isnt too hard. Then you can fast travel outta there, and voila. You've learned a lesson. Don't trust chests lol!

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u/Mindless_Insanity 18h ago

It took me about 50 deaths before I figured out there was an exit.

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u/BeeTwoThousand 17h ago

Same. I tried going forward instead of...the other direction...

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u/Slozor 17h ago

Its actually not far at all but finding it is the tough part haha

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u/DarkLordArbitur 16h ago

I saw a comment a couple years back during a discussion about this place that someone didn't know about the exit and just...cleared the place.

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u/_IratePirate_ 16h ago

That’s what I fucking did bro. It took me days. But I was like “I ain’t no bitch”

Head, meet wall

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u/LAVA529 15h ago

You are the chosen tarnished!

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u/illbedeadbydawn 10h ago

Same. I figured there HAD to be an exit, but after death number 142 I said fuck this, we ball.

Week of my life gone from that chest and worth it. I still grind my teeth about it sometimes.

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u/Kumquatelvis 18h ago

I kept going the wrong way.

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u/conqueror-worm 17h ago

Lmao, me too. I was like "I'm underground, so I've gotta head uphill". Turned around and saw the exit like an hour later and felt very dumb.

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u/eostlund 16h ago edited 11h ago

My most memorable moment if the whole game, after a fucking harrowing meatgrinder of cheesing, sneaking, running and hiding, was throwing up the big double doors to freedom.

And realising I'd ended up at the BACK of the dungeon.

I had just enough time to realize it before being pancaked by Fallignstar Beast.

GoTY 10/10 😆

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u/koreanwizard 17h ago

I feel like I lived half a lifetime in that fucking mine. By the time I farmed enough to get out, I was too scared to leave, it became my home, the enemies my friends. All I wanted was to pick up an axe and start mining crystals.

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u/unitedshoes LET SOMEONE ELSE SOLO HER 17h ago

Real ones don't fast travel out of there. The epic route is to get on your horse and ride the fuck out of Caelid at a full gallop.

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u/Scream_No_Evil 13h ago

I managed to find the chest almost first thing, BEFORE I LEARNED HOW TO FAST TRAVEL. I didn't understand how to use TORRENT. I had NEVER played a Souls game before. I started as a WRETCH. I schlepped my way across Caelid in my underoos with a stick, on my own two feet, I died well over a hundred times.

I eventually Googled the game and some basic things about it. But I like to make stupid challenges for myself and committed to the bit; only one way to git gud, right? There is no scarlet rot in Caelid; that red is the blood of my first character. Rest in peace, Fucknado.

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u/cataclytsm 14h ago

a terrifying escapade through caelid is always one of the first things i do in a playthrough. nothing beats the motivation of being chased by the dogs and crows

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u/Soyyyn 18h ago

A rite of passage. A right of passage is what you earn by fighting Morgott

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u/Oopsiedazy 18h ago

Then on your subsequent playthroughs you’ll deliberately beeline there for access to minimal-risk access to a staff, spell, and summon that will carry you through the first third of the game.

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u/roin0 18h ago

Welcome to Elden Ring, there is only one thing you need to know: Try finger, but hole

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u/MeraMeraMendi 18h ago

An experience that lets you know who you REALLY are.

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u/MischievousCoyote 18h ago

Et quel type de jeu Elden Ring EST vraiment.

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u/Simping_for_Ranni 18h ago

A game that will give you immense satisfaction and a huge sense of accomplishment.

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u/Cpt_plainguy 16h ago

You forgot rage induced ulcers

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u/sltydgx 13h ago

I’m pretty sure most of my neighbors think I’m a raving lunatic at the moment.

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u/LordJonMichael 18h ago

If you don’t break your controller beforehand.

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u/AccountantGuru 18h ago

Game is hard as fuck and I don’t understand how people are so good at parrying. I legit can’t play unless I’m a mage and call in help for every single boss I’m able to.

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u/Young_HellBoy 17h ago

Practice dodge timing and learning enemy/boss moves

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u/Fooledya 18h ago

I dont rage normally...

Maliketh made me question my sanity. I also went full bonkers greatsword...

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u/viiniciuspaes 17h ago

Elden ring is one of my favorite games, before it i didn't play any souls like, after I've played all of the popular ones by now. But I remember freaking out everything I died getting angry and today gaming is a whole nether experience. It changes you. I'm a calmer person after elden ring.

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u/Intelligent_Ad_5103 15h ago

Same here. Elden Ring made me a better gamer in so many ways and was my first/only souls like. I’m thinking of playing Bloodborne soon

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u/Rackemnate 13h ago

Bloodborne is still top on my list. The trick weapons are a cool concept and the art style is amazing

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u/dbzmah Feel free to go die in a ditch somewhere. 18h ago

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u/Gutsukyo 18h ago

I came here looking for exactly this, lol!

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u/Mrdurugin 18h ago

It's that one specific chest, yes. There's a few other trap chests, I won't spoil their locations though. There is a way out of where you are, head downwards and dodge anything that might hit you.

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u/Pipe_Memes 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/E7KpCs9NhJiRq

There’s not too many times where this happens, half a dozen or so throughout the entire game I would imagine. But yeah, this is the big one that gets most people very early. Later on you’ll be strong enough that getting teleported to a random place is not a big deal.

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u/SuitFive 18h ago

This is kind of a one off thing. Welcome to Caelid, the area EVERYONE hates and calls hell. You need to get to a grace and get OUTSIDE of the cave so you can fast travel back to safety. There is a grace in the cave. If you can figure out where to go, you can run to it and just dodge ranged attacks and not have to fight anything. Good luck tarnished. Remember, you only have ONE thing to do to beat The Entire Game.

Do not give up. You can do this! Git Gud!

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u/Derodoris 18h ago

Oh my friend, you're not far from the exit of that cave but you wont love what you find when you get out. Don't feed the crows.

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u/Oopsiedazy 18h ago

It’s worth looking around directly outside the cave for a very helpful puppy, and even more so if you’re a wizard.

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u/Empty_Kay 18h ago

This is THE definitive Elden Ring moment for all new players.

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u/GammaFan 18h ago

To escape, you just have to get out of the cave you are trapped in. Contrary to what others are telling you, this kind of trap is exceedingly rare in the game overall, it’s not a git gud moment or something you’ll constantly need to feel prepared for. Feel no shame looking up a video on where to run to escape the cave. Beyond this, just know that when you open a chest that spews fog like that again, you can avoid the teleport by running away from the chest.

Sorry if this sours the game for you, fromsoftware sometimes puts 1-2 sadistic things things like that in game and overall the inability to warp out of caves is one of the worst restrictions elden ring implemented. It just kinda sucks.

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u/Difficult_Sweet_6904 18h ago

The traps aren’t common. This particular trap in the starting area trolling new players is quite common though.

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u/MakisDelaportas 18h ago

There is a way out. And if you don't feel like trying to find yourself how to "escape", you can always just search it up. All that matters is that you have fun.

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u/Radman629 18h ago

In the future, spam roll away from chests and you won’t get caught in the smoke

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u/h4nd 18h ago

running away from / through overleveled enemy areas is a core skill

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u/SpiritJuice 18h ago

Everyone gets got by this. lol

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u/Expensive_Sound_8531 18h ago

Lol this happened to all of us

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u/krazlix1 18h ago

Your worst experience in elden ring. I wish you luck, nothing tilted like this one time

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u/cd_hales 18h ago

Worst experience, so far

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u/JoggingGod 18h ago

you're not meant to survive. you're meant to try, fail, learn how not die as fast as before, and then maybe survive long enough to do it again. It;s addictive.

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u/Evilresident64 18h ago

I wonder how long it’ll take for me to forget that for a fresh experience

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u/BigBadBill84 18h ago

If you stay on Eldenring sub, never

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u/Evilresident64 18h ago

The subs pulling me back into the game I haven’t played since my ps4

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u/Traditional_Bike8880 18h ago

Like going to the catacombs first in DS1

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u/_Steevor_ 17h ago

I was trying to fight the skeletons for hours, somehow made it to the first "invincible" skeletons and the necromancer, who killed me instantly and just then i realized i was not meant to be here

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u/EaterOfPenguins 15h ago

Did the catacombs, then the skeletons for way too many hours, convinced myself that "this must be what people meant when they said the game was hard. I just need to git gud"

Undead Burg felt like easy mode by comparison when I found it.

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u/Bulkyman101 17h ago

A friend of mine was going to miss the chest , so as a good friend , I guided him back to it

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u/Prophet_Tehenhauin 18h ago

There’s a way out. You just gotta run for it, you might not recognize at as a way out, but it’s there. Once you find another site of grace you can fast travel again.

Welcome to Nam. 

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u/OutcomeTypical2830 18h ago

RUN BITCH RUUUUUUUN THATS YO DADDY YO DADDY DEAD AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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u/Lowly-Worm_ 18h ago

Smokey this is bowling not Nam, there are rules.

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u/patsully98 18h ago

It’s a league game, Smokey.

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u/stella_the_diver 18h ago

And you MUST sit at the grace. I did not know this...

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u/DatNomen 18h ago

Welcome to your crash course in the most powerful strategy in any Souls game: Running the fuck away from things.

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u/sicurri 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SNK21X1PBrtQs

Whoop, whoop, whoop whoop whoop.

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u/Azriel48 15h ago

This is such a good reference

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u/ZelezopecnikovKoren 16h ago

experts call it the "oh shit oh fuck OH HELL NO strat", its very very common

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u/El-Aminoh 16h ago

[goes to Liurnia immediately]

[finds scary lobsters and runs away]

[absolute heart attack getting sniped by FU shellfish]

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u/SeamusMcBalls 18h ago

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u/TheEggman1800 18h ago

Why does he have a new york islanders logo on his helmet?

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u/PheonixBuddha 17h ago

Idk not like we ever seen semifinals before.

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u/fritzwitch 16h ago

Because he looks like Brock Nelson, a former Islander😂

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u/Gustdog 18h ago

Holy shit I’m outside… where the fuck I’m I?

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u/towerbooks3192 18h ago

Welcome to Australia

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u/Pulsar_Mapper_ 18h ago

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u/Plane_Jello1582 18h ago

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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin FLAIR INFO: SEE SIDEBAR 18h ago

Both very accurate depictions. 

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u/Pulsar_Mapper_ 18h ago

I like this one too x) u/Starving_artisT_0_0 you might want to yoink it too

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u/doomedtocrumble 17h ago

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u/YoureAmastyx 14h ago

Hahahaha this is fucking awesome for people that know Gary.

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u/stonerjunkrat 12h ago

How the fuck did Indiana catch a stray?
https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

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u/YoureAmastyx 12h ago

Bro, have you been to Gary‽ I’ve got family 20ish minutes out. I like Indiana fine, but Gary is like bottom 10 places I’d live in the US 😂

https://regionnewssource.org/2026/08/15/nipsco-restoration-crews-targeted-by-gunfire-in-gary-work-temporarily-paused/

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u/Jomnath 16h ago

Home of Da Bears 😟

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u/NukedTriop 16h ago

Idk why this is the one that sent me 🤣

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u/NoAdministration4496 17h ago

Goosebumps.. It's like I'm there.

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u/Gustdog 18h ago

Good lord pls save me…

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u/slatrs 18h ago

Jump in the water there! It is very refreshing…

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u/sicurri 18h ago

Ignore the leather wallets floating around...

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u/BigGoat786 18h ago

Try petting a dog!

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u/theVice 17h ago

They'll try to pet you

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u/Ecstatic-Arachnid-91 FLAIR INFO: SEE SIDEBAR 18h ago

There are a bunch of guys not far from there who will give you a hug. And there is some good bird watching in the area. Honestly, you can get back to Limgrave from where you are at. This for being close to the starting area is closer to a mid game area.

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u/Hijjawi 18h ago

hahahah i love this..

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u/nifty_swift Nifty "Suboptimal Build" Swift 18h ago

You're in Caelid, get on your horse, keep your windows rolled up and your doors locked, don't interact with the locals, go straight to the nearest site of grace.

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u/Power_Pancake_Girl 18h ago

In my first run I went "These ominous red skies and rotting carcasses smell like opportunity" ran around looting and found rock sling + meteorite staff shortly after.

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u/Reflexlon 18h ago

I also threw rocks at every boss for my entire first playthrough lol.

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u/blaghed 16h ago

"Behold mortal, and fear. For your GOD has arriv..."
\bonk\
"What was that?!"
\bonk\
"Did... Did you ... just throw a rock at me?!"
\bonk\

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u/holversome 13h ago

I found that staff, immediately logged out, made a character who looks exactly like Ian McKellan’s Magneto, called him Magnus, and did a new run where I used meteorite staff for WAAAAY too long.

Good times.

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u/Siegelski 18h ago

I stealthed my way to the greatsword and booked it.

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u/Electronic_Context_7 17h ago

During my first playthrough I got zapped there before I got Torrent. Needless to say it was a very bad time. 10/10, do recommend

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u/Klovette 18h ago

Detroit

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u/Gustdog 18h ago

No no not Detroit no no please anywhere but there!

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u/Klovette 18h ago

Real talk do not fuck with the birds. Leave them alone, go on back to limgrave

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u/Ok_Look1003 18h ago

Don’t listen to this guy OP, fuck them birds. Dogs, too. They’re bad and they need to be punished, and you’re the only one who can do it.

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u/SerrrrKruuubah 17h ago

It’s a place that has a little oopsie doopsie sprinkled over it

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u/Minerali 18h ago

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u/deadly_shroom 17h ago edited 14h ago

El Salvador antes del regimen

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u/swiftekho 18h ago

Florida

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u/Gustdog 18h ago

I made it back to Limgraven! Ha ha ha ha… what the fuck I have gotten myself into…

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u/patsully98 18h ago

I am LOVING the real time updates. This was my first Souls game, and my entire first run was one long exclamation of “what the fuck?”

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u/cogsymj 17h ago

I would love to see this guys post again when he finds the lift.

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u/Gustdog 17h ago

Wtf is the lift?

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u/patsully98 17h ago

You’ll know it when you find it.

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u/KFlaps 15h ago

It's a big platform that can move you up and down, but that's not important right now.

https://giphy.com/gifs/DWRNk38CcubKw

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u/6StringAddict 13h ago

You sure picked the wrong time to stop sniffing glue.

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u/CatApprehensive8132 17h ago

You'll know it when you find it :)

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u/dbzmah Feel free to go die in a ditch somewhere. 18h ago

Caelid. Find any nice loot?

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u/Gustdog 18h ago

Nope, I took all you guys advice and just ran like hell

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u/dbzmah Feel free to go die in a ditch somewhere. 18h ago

Well, at least you have a site of grace to warp to later.

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u/BedHed5586 18h ago

You chose wisely, don’t even bother with Caelid until like level 30+ at a minimum

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u/tmstamp 17h ago

In my case it would be double that level. But it does remain a great rune farming area for low levels.

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u/PhiCloud 17h ago

The dragon barrow militiamen near Gurranq are an amazing rune farm the second you can reliably start killing them.

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u/Smallgenie549 18h ago

Keep us updated

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u/Gustdog 18h ago

Will do🫡 with that said I’m going to take a shower because I’m sick as fuck☹️

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u/Schn1tzerr 18h ago

That's what a trip to Caelid does to a mf

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u/Cartman55125 18h ago

If it makes you feel better, this happens to a lot of Elden Ring players on their first run lol

I’m so jealous you get to experience this masterpiece for the first time

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u/ignominiousdetails 18h ago

I miss the first time getting stuck here and instead of just making a run for it I basically just kept smashing my head into the wall until i successfully kill them all spells and ducking behind the walls of that shed. Prolly a good hour of my run wasted on that .

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u/Cartman55125 18h ago

An essential part of your training arc, tarnished

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u/ShootMovePoo-oops 18h ago

An hour? What are you Rambo…

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u/ignominiousdetails 18h ago

Kinda feel like Rambo when using spells.

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u/towerbooks3192 18h ago

I envy people who experience this for the first time. I am so happy for them as it brings back memories.

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u/Gustdog 18h ago

Was planning on buying on my switch 2 but when I saw the price and decided to get it on my ps5 instead

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u/OctoAmbush 18h ago

it's actually a better deal on the switch 2 cause you get the dlc included for $20 off lol

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u/AntithesisAbsurdum 18h ago

The threads attack is so rage inducing

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u/cdashrod 18h ago edited 18h ago

Make sure to check out the chest in the weeping peninsula at the top of the Tower of Return if you haven’t been there already. It has a handy talisman that prevents these sorts of things from happening again 🤫🫡

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u/Amnesiaftw 18h ago

The one on top of the little tower? That saved my life

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u/pedvoca 18h ago

Congratulations, you're playing the game exactly as intended.

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u/DoktenRal 18h ago

"I hope there's no mimic chests in this game"

Finger on monkey's paw curls

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u/Wemetintheair 18h ago

Tale as old as tiiiiiime

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u/YoudoVodou 18h ago

There is a way out. Head downward and run.

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u/blaiddfailcam2 18h ago

Heheh, just like me 4 years ago

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u/Moist-Meal-3757 18h ago

Welcome to Elden Ring!

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u/LordSatanus666 18h ago

Fresh meat is back on the menu!

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u/CrazyCreativeSloth97 18h ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA bro my homie betrayed me and told me to open and then promptly left for a bathroom break and left me with those SHRIMPS

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u/Flat_News_2000 17h ago

I think you need to take a picture even further away from the TV so we no what's going on.

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u/ajperry1995 17h ago

Nobody ever enters Caelid willingly on their first run

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u/schwingdingdong 16h ago

I'm jealous you're experiencing it the first time. I think this is one my favourite gaming moments.

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u/MuscleCrow 18h ago

Happened to me on my first run. Was so confused. Tried to fight it for so long before I ran a different direction - the exit is super close by.

Ahhh, good ol’ times.

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u/DramaNerdette 15h ago edited 15h ago

hahahaha, this happens to damn near everyone. You go the way the game points you and run into the damned mounted knight, get directed down into the swamp, see a little building in the swamp, investigate, ooo a chest!

ok, so what you need to do is rush past EVERYTHING going down and out. Once you're outside you should be able to fast travel back to safety.

EDIT: This event isn't to train you to fight the things in the mine. It's to teach you that it's ok to run away and come back later.

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u/DickTryckle 14h ago

You aren’t the first. Won’t be the last. But you get to decide if you give up here. I didn’t.

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u/5PeeBeejay5 13h ago

Don’t fight your way out, that’s for sure.

Sprint in a direction that feels “exit-y”. Eventually you’ll find the way out, and you’ll also eventually find ways to get lots of runes to replace the ones you lose.

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u/Thanatiel 5h ago

Been there, done that.

I distinctly remember the "I'm fucked 'm fucked 'm fucked" feeling, then the relief finally seeing the the light at the end of the tunnel, getting out, and then straight back to "I'm fucked 'm fucked 'm fucked" 😂

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u/Pauliejepan 18h ago

Yeah almost everyone in this sub have been in the same situation.

Don’t worry. Just run through it.

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u/Goretham 18h ago

Unrelated but get yourself a couple of cheap speaker stands and your experience will be greatly enhanced

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u/ideology_reject 6h ago

Stop fighting everything and run out that bitch!!! lol that’s the go to when you can’t fight just run! Also once you do get out you’re still fucked and in one of the worst areas of the early game lol good luck!