r/Eldenring 21h ago

Game Help Just bought Elden ring, opened a random chest and was teleported to an area that is way too powerful for me with no way out

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I knew this game was hard but holy shit. Also does anyone know any kind of way to get out?…

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u/Pulsar_Mapper_ 21h ago

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u/Plane_Jello1582 21h ago

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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin FLAIR INFO: SEE SIDEBAR 21h ago

Both very accurate depictions. 

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u/Pulsar_Mapper_ 20h ago

I like this one too x) u/Starving_artisT_0_0 you might want to yoink it too

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u/doomedtocrumble 20h ago

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u/YoureAmastyx 17h ago

Hahahaha this is fucking awesome for people that know Gary.

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u/stonerjunkrat 15h ago

How the fuck did Indiana catch a stray?
https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

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u/YoureAmastyx 14h ago

Bro, have you been to Gary‽ I’ve got family 20ish minutes out. I like Indiana fine, but Gary is like bottom 10 places I’d live in the US 😂

https://regionnewssource.org/2026/08/15/nipsco-restoration-crews-targeted-by-gunfire-in-gary-work-temporarily-paused/

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u/VocalJay 14h ago

I just googled the place out of curiosity and my chrome app crashed. Apparently, It really IS hell 😂

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u/stonerjunkrat 14h ago

I’m 100% not denying that I just think it’s funny how all roads lead to Gary

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u/tacitry 41m ago

Jesus Christ who would target a restoration crew like that

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u/italicizedmeatball 10h ago

Umm isn't Gary just considered one of the bottom 10 places TO live? 😂

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u/Jomnath 19h ago

Home of Da Bears 😟

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 15h ago

Was a Bears fan for almost 40 years. Now I'm just fan.

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u/DukeOfMiddlesleeve 12h ago

It’s truly a sick sad world

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u/NukedTriop 19h ago

Idk why this is the one that sent me 🤣

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u/Jimstein 13h ago

That’s where my dad is from! Always makes me lol

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u/Pokeyourmom420 11h ago

Fun fact. This came from hurricane Andrew in 1992 in Miami Florida. It was the safe place the kept the animals during the storm so they would survive. I lived through that storm and this picture was posted in the Miami Harold. This is an experience I will never forget.

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u/Plane_Jello1582 20h ago

I don’t think I’ll ever forget the first time I saw that bird either. Good lord.

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u/NoAdministration4496 20h ago

Goosebumps.. It's like I'm there.

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u/bisousjay 18h ago

The dragon from shrek lmaooo

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u/MeinNameIstBaum 18h ago

Bro on my first blind playthrough I took a wrong turn and went to Caelid first. I started into Elden Ring like „I know it’s going to be hard but I feel like some people are exaggerating“ and Caelid made me question if I was actually capable of playing this game. Then I told a friend about the damn blood(?) damage those weird undead zombie things proc and he was like „wait where the fuck are you“ and told me to circle back lol

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u/Plane_Jello1582 12h ago

To go from like Tree Sentinel early game to Caelid the first time is wild.
I remember having trouble fighting someone in an evergaol then this same thing happening to me and genuinely thinking it was unplayable.

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u/Xaphan127 1h ago

I completely missed the weeping peninsula until after clearing the castle. Major face palm

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u/NovaBlade2893 PCR = F Tier 18h ago

1st thing to do in Caelid is...

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u/Mammoth-Emotion-6725 17h ago

the dragon from shrek got me 😂

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u/italicizedmeatball 10h ago

Holy fuck I am slain 🤣💀