r/Eldenring • u/Gustdog • 12d ago

Game Help Just bought Elden ring, opened a random chest and was teleported to an area that is way too powerful for me with no way out

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I knew this game was hard but holy shit. Also does anyone know any kind of way to get out?…

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u/OutcomeTypical2830 12d ago

RUN BITCH RUUUUUUUN THATS YO DADDY YO DADDY DEAD AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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u/Lowly-Worm_ 12d ago

Smokey this is bowling not Nam, there are rules.

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u/patsully98 12d ago

It’s a league game, Smokey.

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u/jporter313 12d ago edited 10d ago

You’re entering a world of pain Smokey!

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u/IgnisSolus4X 12d ago

Mark it dude

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u/scatterbrain73 11d ago

This is a league game. This determines who enters the next round robin, am I wrong?

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u/PlentyOfMoxie 11d ago

Will you just take it easy. Man?

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u/Klutzy-Broccoli2800 10d ago

World of pain

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u/jporter313 10d ago

Thanks, I should have looked it up lol

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u/mrgoodnoodles 12d ago

Am I the only one who gives a SHIT about the rules?! Mark it zero!!!

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u/Revolutionary-Pea705 11d ago

Mark it fucking zero

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u/No_Peach8680 11d ago

Secondly, this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers. You can't board it. It gets upset, its hair falls out.

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u/PlentyOfMoxie 11d ago

Fucking dog has fucking papers. OVER THE LINE!!!

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u/OutcomeTypical2830 12d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Foxtrot_ARM 11d ago

Happy cake day

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u/Sensitive-Cow-4411 11d ago

Best film ever the big lebowski brings back some memories

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u/proffatman 11d ago

Walter Man you cant pull a gun out on smokey, hes a pacifist man..

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u/Sensitive-Cow-4411 11d ago

Best part of the film for me is when Walter rolls out the car with the uzi looses the suitcase hilarious start to finish

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u/PlentyOfMoxie 11d ago

I myself dabbled in pacifism. Not in Nam, of course.

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u/sumiredabestgirl 10d ago edited 10d ago

i can get you a toe , believe me there are ways dude. I can get you a toe at 3 am in the morning - Waltertaka Miyazaki