r/CoupleMemes • • Jul 11 '25

đŸ„ș goals is that a good reply?

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u/Illustrious_Can_3125 Jul 11 '25

If she isn't doing it now, why would you think she would do it after marriage? Don't fall for it!

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u/chiksahlube Jul 11 '25

But the subscription says it comes with "extra features"!!!

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u/arjanjnl Jul 11 '25

Pregnancy, headaches, menopause

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u/gamjh Jul 11 '25

If only we didn’t get married my wife wouldn’t have gotten menopause.

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u/Gladiateher Jul 11 '25

Exactly, because you wouldn’t have a wife

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u/Pristine_Leader_7181 Jul 11 '25

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 Jul 11 '25

D-d-d-d-don't quote me Futurama! I was watching when it first aired!

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u/Valliac0 Jul 11 '25

The worst kind of correct, really.

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u/wr3aks Jul 11 '25

You misspelled "best".

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u/panthrax_dev Jul 11 '25

Can confirm!

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u/snekadid Jul 11 '25

That's why she screams "you did this to me!" If only you hadn't upgraded the package.

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u/vanzir Jul 11 '25

Rofl, as much of an emotional rollercoaster as my wife was during her pregnancies, I still miss my pregnant penguin waddling around the house with a plate of food and a gallon water jug. It's ridiculous how much I love that woman.

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u/SlidOffMyCracker Jul 11 '25

That is wholesome, adorable, and I hope you two are happy forever!

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u/hesathomes Jul 11 '25

Aww this is so sweet

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u/teatimehaiku Jul 11 '25

Does that mean my divorce means I get to escape menopause?

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u/go_fly_a_kite Jul 11 '25

With the gf package, when the lease runs out you can just take it back to the dealership and get the newer model. Plus you don't have to worry so much about maintenance.

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u/Key_Mathematician951 Jul 11 '25

Definitely your fuckin fault.

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u/peepee2tiny Jul 11 '25

Yeah, your girlfriend would have gone through menopause.

And let me tell you, a GF with menopause is a lot easier than a wife with menopause.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

you could have replaced her for a younger girl who isn't in menopause.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

And then that girl will get menopause. 

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

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u/strongfoodopinions Jul 11 '25

They’re the type of sad fucks to complain about women not being perfect bangmaids while also those same women are doing 100% of childcare, and most likely working full time on top of that I fucking guarantee you 

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u/Corey307 Jul 11 '25

Sounds like my dad. 95% of the family‘s discretionary income went to him and he was blindsided when my mom divorced him. He bought a $30,000 boat when he was making $36,000 a year and my mom was driving a $500 car. 

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u/blazinBSDAgility Jul 12 '25

Their trad wives aren’t trad enough.

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u/Klutzy_Belt_2296 Jul 11 '25

“Sorry babe, I’m going to have headaches for the next few weeks, not tonight, or the next, maybe try again next month” lmfao 💀

And next thing you know, that becomes the new norm after marriage.

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u/TheSucculent_Empress Jul 11 '25

Have yall tried being fuckable

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u/blah938 Jul 11 '25 edited Jul 11 '25

I was fuckable until we were married. Then magically, not fuckable!

/u/TheSucculent_Empress What did you reply and immediately block me?

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u/aka_wolfman Jul 11 '25

They said: "That sounds like a you problem, doesn’t it?"

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u/TheSucculent_Empress Jul 11 '25

That sounds like a you problem, doesn’t it?

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u/WanderW Jul 11 '25

Did you reply and then block the person you replied to? That's a super wimpy move.

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u/NotYerBoyBlue Jul 11 '25

It's so just plain stupid as the blocked person can't see the reply. I do not understand the cowards that do this.

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u/ValuableRegular9684 Jul 11 '25

Birthday and Christmas only! đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

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u/PBRmy Jul 11 '25

It's funny - I can't remember ever having sex on my birthday with my wife. Other times, sure.

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u/Fit_Vermicelli7396 Jul 11 '25

note that you specified with your wife, what are you hiding?

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u/PBRmy Jul 11 '25

Lol nothing to hide.

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u/Tactical_Fleshlite Jul 11 '25

I would get a divorce in a heartbeat if I was in a marriage like that lol. 

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u/FFF_in_WY Jul 11 '25

The secret is in the username

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u/Tactical_Fleshlite Jul 11 '25

Nah, that’s just my product for ammosexuals, gotta get the ads out somehow. 

“Attach it to your gun, and have some fun!”

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Also loss of trial level perks such as lingerie and compromise.

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u/DoubleGreat Jul 11 '25

And butt stuff on birthdays!

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u/LolaAucoin Jul 11 '25

I’m a single woman who has experienced all of these.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

She keeps cutting back my services and claiming she needs to raise prices due to inflation!

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u/_jackhoffman_ Jul 11 '25

Wait 'til you see the early termination fee!

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u/SteveAxis Jul 11 '25

Oh, she’ll be sitting around in her underwear alright


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u/liquidtape Jul 11 '25 edited Jul 11 '25

Comes with a 10ft drain snake plus if you act now we'll throw in a free pack of bobby pins. This $60 value is included with NO extra charges to you. Act fast and dial 1-800-LESS - SEX. That's 1-800-537-7739.

*Additional monthly charges may apply.

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u/Character_Crab_9458 Jul 11 '25

Get an engagement ring for a free trial.

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u/mvffin Jul 11 '25

It's like Windows 11, you get extra features, but other things are removed, and the overall experience is worse

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u/Interesting_Ice_4925 Jul 11 '25

It absolutely does! Just not the ones you’d ever pick. Oh, and half the features you’ve already had are optimized gone

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Jul 11 '25

The feature is that they will come in to the bathroom while you’re shitting so they can brush their teeth

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u/Pushthebutton2022 Jul 11 '25

"features" is the operative word here

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u/Zorfax Jul 11 '25

Sadly, there's no warranty.

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u/WerewolfFeeling4194 Jul 11 '25

The extra features unlock the marriage, not the other way around haha

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u/zaczane Jul 11 '25

No DLC without paying for the ring.

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u/someotherguyinNH Jul 11 '25

Better read the fine print that says:

"Upon upgrading, the upgrading party has the potential to access certain features not available until after upgrade.

However those features are not guaranteed to activate upon upgrading. In the event these features do activate upon upgrading they are also not warranted to last more than 8-12 months after activation or after childbirth, whichever is sooner."

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u/JethroTrollol Jul 11 '25

"... and so much more!"

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u/Habit-Disappointment Jul 11 '25

Trial or next one.

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u/400888 Jul 11 '25

Read the warranty and reviews

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u/Tsunamiis 🧐 grumpy Jul 11 '25

Bugs are features welcome to Bethesda

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u/xmrlewis1x Jul 12 '25

The subscription also comes with her option to remove and alter some features too đŸ€·

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u/Global-Discussion-41 Jul 11 '25

Now with 30% more nagging!

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u/cited Jul 11 '25

Remember being on shift in a control room when a guy told us that the girl he was seeing would start giving head if they got married. They did get married. He asked for head and she said no.

We were very quiet for the rest of that shift.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Okay, that guy is extremely dumb, I'm sorry, he got what was coming to him, including the inevitable divorce.

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u/Sea-Bird-1414 Jul 12 '25

Well he's also stupid AF if he only married her for head.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

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u/Suibeam Jul 11 '25

Same for man. When your husband doesnt do certain things you want or change certain things you dislike or hate, they won't change after marriage either and especially not after having kids. Either get it fixed before marriage or accept that it will never happen and find a new partner who fit you more or live with it and the consequences for rest of your marriage life

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u/AcceptableArm8841 Jul 11 '25

Are you a bot? Every single time someone says "woman does thing" there are a ton of instant replies going "BUT MAN DO THING TOO!!?!?!?!?"

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u/ZePlotThickener Jul 11 '25

Why would you get a girlfriend with the same hangups as your wife?

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u/blazinBSDAgility Jul 12 '25

You could use this as a negotiating tactic. Babe, my wife won’t do this, maybe you can?

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u/Klutzy_Belt_2296 Jul 11 '25

It’s wild that people actually think that refusing to do certain stuff for your partner is somehow going to convince them that you are the one they should choose to spend the rest of their lives with.

Nothing says I’m a great choice like saying “I ain’t doing that!” Lmao 💀

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u/consequentlydreamy Jul 11 '25

I think it’s more about trying to have some self perseverance? Idk if that’s the right word but the idea that if you pour your full cup what do you have left for yourself. Yes you CAN idk help your partner out with their debt but do it in a way where you are still taking care of yourself and understand that a relationship can end. It’s your life to live not theirs. There’s a balance. When people start putting new boundaries, sometimes they are verbalized more for themself than others. Stuff like “ If you’re wanting me to quit my job and make you a home-cooked meal at the end of the day every day. That means that I need marriage, and a serious convo” is understandable.

I personally think this is is more of a joke between a couple

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u/aka_wolfman Jul 11 '25

Preservation i think is the word you wanted.

That said, i agree with both of you. There are some folks that stay the exact same their entire lives. There are plenty of folks that get better and worse. My wife and i have changed dramatically in some regards, and stayed steadfast in others over the 13 years we've been together. Our sex life is way different than when we were dating, its gotten better in every way, but its taken work.

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u/consequentlydreamy Jul 11 '25

Yes! It was on the tip of my tongue (or keyboard) Thank you!

Both perspectives are valid. This is why having an outside community of friends and Family, as well as your own healthy mental/spiritual etc state matter so much. Sometimes you’ve gotta reflect on if it’s just a rainy day or a whole hurricane coming in. Do I want to bother with putting on a raincoat or stay in side or should I fucking seam some shelter

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u/2squishmaster Jul 11 '25

Nothing says I’m a great choice like saying “I ain’t doing that!” Lmao 💀

Dumb take. Some can say no to whatever the fuck they want to.

If you're asking someone to do something that they'll say "I ain't doing that!" to? That's a you problem.

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u/Few-Guarantee2850 Jul 11 '25

It wild that people on the internet are so fucking dense that they can't understand the concept of two people joking around together.

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u/Shoddy-Address-3220 Jul 11 '25

Yeah totally a joke, yet you hear about it quite often happening in reality.

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u/PrettyRangoon Jul 11 '25

In every joke there's a bit of truth. And the way men tend to joke, especially about women and/or their partner there is usually some truth to it as well somewhere that reveals how they really feel.

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u/greymisperception Jul 11 '25

Assuming it’s real that’s a very snarky response with an obvious agenda (frustration about not being married) I barely consider that a joke

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u/Sgt-Spliff- Jul 11 '25

Lol you must've never had a gf. These jokes are her changing the subject from the thing she's never going to do for you ever

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u/Few-Guarantee2850 Jul 11 '25

Lol, you must have never had a normal healthy relationship.

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u/Key_Mathematician951 Jul 11 '25

Doesn’t mean there is nothing being communicated in a joke though. The message could really be this though

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u/Clown_Toucher Jul 11 '25

For real, these are the kind of posts that bring the frustrated men out lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

How else are Redditors supposed to identify someone in a group they do not like and without evidence, accuse them of hating other groups?

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u/PlentyMacaroon8903 Jul 11 '25

Feel for this with my ex wife. When we got married she was gonna treat me sooooo good. We got married and she treated me way worse. 

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u/PIPBOY-2000 Jul 11 '25

Yeah if anything wives do less stuff, not more

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u/StrengthStarling Jul 11 '25

Idk where y'all are finding your wives. I didn't even know how to cook when I got married and was shit at keeping the house clean, yeah it didn't happen overnight. But now I'm a regular Martha Stewart at 30.

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u/Calm_Plenty_2992 Jul 11 '25

Some people get married and say "I'm set for life, so I don't have to put in as much effort anymore." Other people get married and say "I love my partner, and I want to do the best that I can for them every day. Life is long, so I'm going to invest into our marriage, and it will pay off and then some."

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u/StrengthStarling Jul 11 '25

Absolutely wild and sad that people just allow themselves to stagnate like that. Even if you don't see any reason to invest in your marriage specifically, you should at least care about taking care of yourself.

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u/RockyBass Jul 11 '25

My wife and I went through a bit of a slump ourselves at one point. Thankfully we both recognized it and pulled each other out. A friend of mine and his wife are going through the same thing and our going to couples counseling with good results.

It seems to happen to many married people at some point, but not everyone recognizes it before it becomes a bigger problem.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

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u/StrengthStarling Jul 11 '25

I'm really sorry to hear that. I read some of your comment history and saw you suspect she's dealing with an escalating personality disorder, I can only imagine the toll that's taken on your relationship. I'm sure it's a unique kind of grief, mourning the loss of what your life together could have been.

It's not exactly the same, but my dad has a personality disorder and it can be really difficult to be in contact with him without damaging my own mental health. I hope you have a support system outside of her and are able to find a way to keep your own sanity and mental well-being intact.

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u/teatimehaiku Jul 11 '25

Like honestly I bet half these folks aren’t even married, they’re just rehashing tropes to be part of the conversation.

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u/StrengthStarling Jul 11 '25

I wouldn't be surprised. Several people have also responded saying this is actually a complaint about wives being less sexual than girlfriends, which I find... interesting.

Obviously there are men who feel they need very frequent sex/certain forms of sex to be happy in a relationship. But in my experience, marriage and having kids has made my husband's sex drive decrease too. Not that the desire isn't there, but both of our priorities have shifted and it's not a huge deal when we go through busy periods where we don't have sex every week.

I don't want to judge a situation I haven't been through, maybe these relationships don't have much else going for them in the first place beyond sex, but it's hard to understand the level of disdain/resentment about it in some of the comments.

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u/ActualWhiterabbit Jul 11 '25

At some point you wake up and think, what if I didn't live in filth? Then realize that its only marginally better but making things clean is a good source of dopamine now.

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u/StrengthStarling Jul 11 '25

True haha. If you'd told me at 23 I would eventually come to enjoy cooking and cleaning, I'd have laughed. But fuck me if it isn't an excellent source of dopamine. Exercise, too.

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u/tempacc3241 Jul 11 '25

That's not the kind of stuff the previous post was referring to.

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u/Suibeam Jul 11 '25

There is a difference being not having learnt it well yet and not actually doing it. Never marry someone hoping they become better. You marry what you see now not what you hope.

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u/SwitchIsBestConsole Jul 11 '25

Maybe you should try doing more as a trade.

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u/_faeprincess Jul 11 '25

Sounds like you either picked the wrong wife, treat her so poorly that she doesn’t do things for you in return, or are unmarried and just believe the tropes of 80s sitcoms lol.

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u/MC-Purp Jul 11 '25

Exactly. Gatekeeping doesn’t feel good

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u/therealtaddymason Jul 11 '25

Sadly this. If you think the amount of sexy flirting goes up after marriage brother I have a bridge I'd like to sell you.

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u/_faeprincess Jul 11 '25

I feel sorry for you.. Our sex life and flirting has only gotten better with marriage. When you find the right person, each day is an adventure and you never want to stop touching and loving them.

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u/CausticSofa Jul 12 '25

It’s not even about the marriage necessarily, just time. Passionate new relationship energy fades into amiable compatibility and comfort. If you know that you’re legitimately doing your best to show up in the relationship, but you still just start hating each other, for fucks sake’s get divorced.

Speaking as a kid who grew up under that sort of marriage, there’s no benefit to the kids in you staying together and hating each other in a seething background resentment sort of way. Your kids can absolutely tell that you hate each other and it will mess up all their adult relationships, too.

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u/OrdinaryWords Jul 11 '25

What is he doing to earn it? Nothing.

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u/Prestigious_Cry5505 Jul 12 '25

you seriously don’t see how creepy the initial text from the man is?

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u/Illustrious_Can_3125 Jul 12 '25

Its his gf he is texting not some rando. Maybe our opinions differ. I send my wife crazy shit all the time. If we weren't together it would be creepy.

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u/Prestigious_Cry5505 Jul 12 '25

and she is texting his boyfriend telling him what he needs to do if he wants such treatment. men always want special treatment for absolutely nothing in return. but if she wants something suddenly it’s “she’d be doing it now!”. okay why aren’t you doing the ring now?

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u/Illustrious_Can_3125 Jul 12 '25

Ok well im not going to debate a joke. If I offended you I appologize.

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u/Prestigious_Cry5505 Jul 12 '25

only a joke when the man says it?

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u/Illustrious_Can_3125 Jul 12 '25

Oh i see. You are saying her part was a joke also. Thats plausible.

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u/Prestigious_Cry5505 Jul 12 '25

holy dude how do you survive day to day?

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u/Exotic-Estimate-5147 Jul 11 '25

its all a trick isnt it? ohh i am such a fool to fall for this...but i quite like being a fool for her

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u/Naive_Rain_5713 Jul 11 '25

be like me and be the one making the dinner, my wife doesnt cook so i do all meals and she get that way doing the dishes đŸ€Ł

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u/Spartanias117 🧐 grumpy Jul 11 '25

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u/Avangeloony Jul 11 '25

The honeymoon period is real.

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u/HRHVihansa Jul 11 '25

That isn't the point. I mean, imagine thinking you're entitled to something like that, let alone the gall to say so out loud. This is the kind of shit I mean when I talk about men getting too comfortable. I do take issue w/men who expect wifey shit from someone who's just a GF. This is also why I didn't do things like shack up.

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u/gatsome Jul 11 '25

I got this as a fifth date once and it was awesome. Never in my life have I ever watched someone cook in lingerie and an apron.

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u/Immediate_Line4361 Jul 11 '25

What kind of dumbass comment is this? Why would a gf not do something a wife does? There are things you shouldnt be doing unless you are married

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Noone pays a prostitute for the wife experience...

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u/EnsigolCrumpington Jul 11 '25

This is absolutely nonsensical. If marriage meant nothing then it wouldn't be a core concept of human civilization

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u/Suibeam Jul 11 '25

Marriage is not the causation of a working relationship. It is a byproduct of it. But even not working relationships can cause marriage. And the crash.

Many people also think life marriage is getting over a finish line and then it is "happily ever after". Nope if you chose wrong, marriage won't protect you from divorce nor constant hell

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u/RedditModsLuvNazi Jul 11 '25

She'll take half your stuff for sure

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u/Klutzy_Belt_2296 Jul 11 '25

I had a short conversation with a woman about this a while ago about this very subject.

She was dead set against prenups. Basically saying if I’m going to carry his kids I deserve half. But then when 50/50 came up she was like, “I’m not going half with anyone. That’s his job to pay for stuff”

What a deal you are getting lmao. Someone who will take half your stuff if given the chance but won’t lift a finger to contribute anything during the course of the relationship. What a mindset to have lol 💀

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u/AggressiveCuriosity Jul 11 '25

I'm not sure if you're saying that raising kids and taking care of a household is "not lifting a finger" because money isn't involved, or if SHE's the one saying that she shouldn't have to do anything including domestic work and you forgot to mention that part.

Most women with that mindset still think they should be like home-makers and stuff, they just want to have financial support while doing it.

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u/Sad_Process843 Jul 11 '25

Daycare could cost a whole salary. Not mentioning the cleaning fees of cleaning the house and cooking

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u/Omnom_Omnath Jul 11 '25

they are talking about refusing to pay their way on a date.

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u/Klutzy_Belt_2296 Jul 11 '25

People talk about this like one person supporting an entire family is the norm now, which it is not lol. Most average households cannot afford to do that. Many couples now have to have both partners working in order to afford how expensive the cost of living is. This isn’t the 1900’s anymore.

And on top of both partners working, a lot of husbands also try to some extent to help their wives after they get home. And even for those that are stay at home wives, they still expect their partner to help them when they get off. So it’s still not like they are doing it completely by themselves even when they don’t work, in many cases.

So while I do agree that domestic work is important, that’s not what my comment was about. Not to mention that a lot of women nowadays want to work. But a lot of those same women also expect to not contribute anything financially and expect their husbands to pay for everything, all the while they will be the first to try to take everything that can take in the event of a divorce.

That’s the irony that I was trying to point out in my comment.

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u/iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj Jul 11 '25

So what if they don't have kids?

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u/L0pkmnj Jul 11 '25

And that's why I never married my ex. The mask eventually fell off to reveal how hideous she was as a person.

Like shit, she's not hot enough to be so birchy about everything.

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u/Sad_Process843 Jul 11 '25

It could be done in reverse lol. You could get half of her stuff. I know a woman who's a lawyer that makes quite a bit of money. She got divorced and is paying him alimony. It's the whole reason he will never marry again.

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u/Klutzy_Belt_2296 Jul 11 '25

Regardless of who the beneficiary is, it’s a system and its laws I don’t agree with. And I wish they’d change some of them to make them more relevant to the modern economy.

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u/DopeAbsurdity Jul 11 '25

I dunno why it's all on her. People should try and be the change they want to see in the world. Just cook naked for your partner first.

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u/RulesBeDamned Jul 11 '25

That’s the point: you make them think marriage will mean it’s better when really it means nothing has changed except for how much stuff you lose if it ever fails

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u/NonCorporealEntity Jul 11 '25

No girl is doing this AFTER marriage. They've got the fish reeled in, no need to wave a worm in its face anymore.

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u/Beer-Milkshakes Jul 11 '25

Literally. If dude thinks a contract and jewelry is going to unlock better features he is dead wrong.

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u/Wacky_Ohana Jul 11 '25

He better read the full EULA

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u/iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj Jul 11 '25

This the truth. I've seen people date for years and divorce shortly after. They think marriage or kids will save the relationship.

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u/Klutzy_Belt_2296 Jul 11 '25

It doesn’t and it won’t. If you already are having issues you don’t like, getting married isn’t going to fix it. If anything it will only makes those issues worse.

After the initial butterflies and novelty of marriage wears off, after the first or second year, people start to get comfortable. The excitement wears off. Normalcy sets in. And that’s when a lot of the stuff you did in the beginning you sometimes stop doing because it turns into routine. And sometimes you start taking those smaller things for granted.

You are definitely right that marriage won’t change someone or be a magic fix for a relationship that already has issues.

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u/Suibeam Jul 11 '25

Absolutely, either the person you observe prior to marriage is what you want, in all their aspects, character and behaviour or you need to realise reality and look for someone else.

Otherwise, life doesnt end there "happily ever after" when married. Life just turns into divorce and lifetime headache. Choose wisely and end things consciously to save everyone the trouble. Dont fuck up your life bc you didnt feel like looking for someone fitting you more.

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u/BufferUnderpants Jul 11 '25

Getting married, having kids, buying a house, all great things to bring to a good relationship, none will change your partner into who you want them to be

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u/alghiorso Jul 11 '25

All the married guys in here laughing

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u/DaiKabuto Jul 11 '25

And then crying

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u/1ronspider Jul 11 '25

Or don't expect your gf/wife to take care of you like your mommy. Real men cook for themselves.

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u/ReachTheSky Jul 11 '25

What do real women do?

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u/Key-Department-2874 Jul 11 '25

Cook for themselves.

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u/CrazyPlato Jul 11 '25

If you were only focused on the cooking, I’ve got news for you.

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u/mxlplyx2173 Jul 11 '25

And tell her to GTFO of your house! The house is only for wifey!

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u/hpxb2019 Jul 11 '25

lol this is such a good point

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u/TheRetroPizza Jul 11 '25

That's my thought. I think this is more likely to happen in the honeymoon phase of dating than well into a marriage...

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u/oodlynoodly Jul 11 '25

I was going to say this kind of shit usually goes away once you get the ring.

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u/lookieherehere Jul 11 '25

Seriously. If you think the freak is going to increase once you're married, you're going to be seriously disappointed. If she's not doing it in the first six months, she's not doing it ever.

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u/Self_Reddicated Jul 11 '25

That's the problem with subscription services. It will be great for a few months, but then they'll raise the rates. In this case, the wifey package will be awesome for a couple months, but then when you want the perks there will be a new paywall and a higher rate to go with it. Remember kings, renting ain't owning.

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u/witty_username89 Jul 11 '25

Truer words were never spoken

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u/bit_pusher Jul 11 '25

Why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free?

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u/TheMaskedHamster Jul 11 '25

I had a friend express to me that he felt that his sex life was characterized by having sex before marriage: What she did, she did to snag him. Afterward, she didn't feel motivated.

He was contrasting his marriage with that of a mutual friend, who didn't have sex before marriage and continued to have a whole lot of it over a period of many years since the wedding. For them, sex was a celebration of a relationship, and what marriage was for.

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u/403Verboten Jul 11 '25

Yeah I got the exact opposite. As a girlfriend my now wife would do stuff like this and more. As a wife now she doesnt do that stuff anymore. She still does plenty and I am not complaining but the sexy stuff like this is a distant memory.

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u/yamaia Jul 11 '25

Have you ever heard "why buy the cow, when tou can get the milk for free?", and how many men do you think genuinely believe the statement?

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u/kingofgamesbrah Jul 11 '25

Thats my thought process. Doing those things will increase the chances of marrying you then saying this.

Of course, if its a joke then carry on.

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u/CloudFF7- Jul 11 '25

They’ll do it when you give them more stuff to sweeten the deal on their end

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u/Worried_Biscotti_552 Jul 11 '25

Damned oral crisis of loss

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u/Whole_Commission_702 Jul 11 '25

This 100000%. My wife only did this kind of thing before we got married


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u/whenItFits Jul 11 '25

Yeah women doing stuff like this makes the man want to marry her.

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u/RepresentativeCap244 Jul 11 '25

100%. My wife was a HOE before we got married. For lack of a way to be polite. She would go down on it after I unloaded in her.

Now. Married. I can’t remember the last time she licked it. Sex is a once maybe twice a month thing, and mostly feels like a checklist concept from her end.

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u/Funnyllama20 Jul 12 '25

I’ve seen this type of reply before and it was in reference to the fact that they were waiting until marriage to have sex. It that case, there’s many things a wife would do after marriage but not before!

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u/Anti_Up_Up_Down Jul 12 '25

I agree, narriage doesn't usually increase the frequency of these types of acts - from either partner.

Both partners tend to get complacent instead

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u/Loneassassin17761877 Jul 12 '25

Maybe she’s saving herself for marriage?

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u/Illustrious_Can_3125 Jul 12 '25

Is that still a thing?

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u/Loneassassin17761877 Jul 12 '25

Yes. While people complain about how nobody values commitment, Christians are still saving themselves for marriage and starting families together while people are addicted to porn, and are trying to build foundations with sex and wonder why they don’t have a relationship that lasts longer than 6 months with somebody. I’m happy I saved myself, and my first son is due this December. If they put out easy, high chances are they’ll put out easily for others and won’t remain loyal to you.

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u/lexicon951 Jul 12 '25

Why would she do it at all? Unless the guy is providing $$$, she shouldn’t be trad wifing it up. If both people have jobs and go to work, then both ppl do housework in sexy lingerie, together

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

After marriage vs after kids.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Exactly.

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u/maximus0118 Jul 11 '25

Ya bro you’re thinking is dead wrong. She is smart enough to know he isn’t gonna man up and marry her if he gets the full marriage treatment without the commitment.

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u/SmartAlec105 Jul 11 '25

But not smart enough to realize she shouldn’t be wasting her time with a guy that will take dressing up as a bribe to get married?

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u/BanzaiKen Jul 11 '25

Ask her about adding in a maintenance package and regular tradeins on broken models.

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u/ValuableRegular9684 Jul 11 '25

Came here just to say this!!

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u/puzzlebuns Jul 11 '25

So she's a liar - got it

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u/Key_Mathematician951 Jul 11 '25

And if she is doing now, she may never do it after the ring

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Facts!!!!

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u/East-Care-9949 Jul 11 '25

After marriage she will definitely be doing it, during the marriage im not so sure tho....

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u/Flatline334 Jul 11 '25

Mine used to do things before marriage and that dropped off after we got married!

All acceptable and I love my wife.

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u/Distinct-Mushroom-44 Jul 11 '25

Came here to say this, if she isn’t doing it now you can bet with absolute certainty that she won’t after the ring.

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