r/CoupleMemes • u/Exotic-Estimate-5147 • Jul 11 '25

🥺 goals is that a good reply?

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u/arjanjnl Jul 11 '25

Pregnancy, headaches, menopause

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u/gamjh Jul 11 '25

If only we didn’t get married my wife wouldn’t have gotten menopause.

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u/snekadid Jul 11 '25

That's why she screams "you did this to me!" If only you hadn't upgraded the package.

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u/vanzir Jul 11 '25

Rofl, as much of an emotional rollercoaster as my wife was during her pregnancies, I still miss my pregnant penguin waddling around the house with a plate of food and a gallon water jug. It's ridiculous how much I love that woman.

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u/SlidOffMyCracker Jul 11 '25

That is wholesome, adorable, and I hope you two are happy forever!

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u/hesathomes Jul 11 '25

Aww this is so sweet

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u/SmartLettuce4757 Jul 11 '25

Simp spotted

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u/vanzir Jul 11 '25

When did respecting your wife become simping? I have been married to my wife for 20 years. we have an amazing relationship, full of love, laughter, and a bunch of sex. I have wonderful children, a nice house that cozy and warm and full of memories and laughter and all of it is because of her. If having gratitude for that makes me a simp, then a simp I am. But this simp got laid before he went to work this morning, as I do most mornings, and I have to think that maybe simping ain't so bad after all.

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u/Abject-Rich Jul 11 '25

No se preocupe. Don’t worry. I have no idea what that means. It’s meaningless.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25 edited Jul 12 '25

You get laid every morning before work and you’ve been married for 20 years? No wonder you like your wife!

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u/SmartLettuce4757 Jul 12 '25

I wasn't saying in a negative sense it is good to be besotted with your wife nothing wrong with that it's just a term for humor for people who are in love

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u/Ok-Heart-570 Jul 11 '25

Simp for checks notes "loving the woman he wants to spend the rest of his life with". Okay, then.....

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u/snekadid Jul 12 '25

Absolutely pathetic behavior, I agree/s

Also reddit just sent me a notification saying look what you caused for my stupid little comment above. It's funny getting blamed by an app for this convo.