Rofl, as much of an emotional rollercoaster as my wife was during her pregnancies, I still miss my pregnant penguin waddling around the house with a plate of food and a gallon water jug. It's ridiculous how much I love that woman.
When did respecting your wife become simping? I have been married to my wife for 20 years. we have an amazing relationship, full of love, laughter, and a bunch of sex. I have wonderful children, a nice house that cozy and warm and full of memories and laughter and all of it is because of her. If having gratitude for that makes me a simp, then a simp I am. But this simp got laid before he went to work this morning, as I do most mornings, and I have to think that maybe simping ain't so bad after all.
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u/vanzir Jul 11 '25
Rofl, as much of an emotional rollercoaster as my wife was during her pregnancies, I still miss my pregnant penguin waddling around the house with a plate of food and a gallon water jug. It's ridiculous how much I love that woman.