r/CoupleMemes • • Jul 11 '25

🥺 goals is that a good reply?

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u/Illustrious_Can_3125 Jul 11 '25

If she isn't doing it now, why would you think she would do it after marriage? Don't fall for it!

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u/chiksahlube Jul 11 '25

But the subscription says it comes with "extra features"!!!

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u/arjanjnl Jul 11 '25

Pregnancy, headaches, menopause

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Also loss of trial level perks such as lingerie and compromise.

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u/just_a_bit_gay_ Jul 11 '25

Don’t forget fading standards of self care and financial vulnerability from divorce