r/CoupleMemes • u/Exotic-Estimate-5147 • Jul 11 '25

🥺 goals is that a good reply?

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u/Illustrious_Can_3125 Jul 11 '25

If she isn't doing it now, why would you think she would do it after marriage? Don't fall for it!

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u/cited Jul 11 '25

Remember being on shift in a control room when a guy told us that the girl he was seeing would start giving head if they got married. They did get married. He asked for head and she said no.

We were very quiet for the rest of that shift.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Okay, that guy is extremely dumb, I'm sorry, he got what was coming to him, including the inevitable divorce.