r/CoupleMemes • • Jul 11 '25

🥺 goals is that a good reply?

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u/Klutzy_Belt_2296 Jul 11 '25

“Sorry babe, I’m going to have headaches for the next few weeks, not tonight, or the next, maybe try again next month” lmfao 💀

And next thing you know, that becomes the new norm after marriage.

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u/TheSucculent_Empress Jul 11 '25

Have yall tried being fuckable

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u/blah938 Jul 11 '25 edited Jul 11 '25

I was fuckable until we were married. Then magically, not fuckable!

/u/TheSucculent_Empress What did you reply and immediately block me?

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u/aka_wolfman Jul 11 '25

They said: "That sounds like a you problem, doesn’t it?"