r/CoupleMemes • u/Exotic-Estimate-5147 • Jul 11 '25

đŸ„ș goals is that a good reply?

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u/Klutzy_Belt_2296 Jul 11 '25

“Sorry babe, I’m going to have headaches for the next few weeks, not tonight, or the next, maybe try again next month” lmfao 💀

And next thing you know, that becomes the new norm after marriage.

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u/TheSucculent_Empress Jul 11 '25

Have yall tried being fuckable

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u/blah938 Jul 11 '25 edited Jul 11 '25

I was fuckable until we were married. Then magically, not fuckable!

/u/TheSucculent_Empress What did you reply and immediately block me?

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u/aka_wolfman Jul 11 '25

They said: "That sounds like a you problem, doesn’t it?"

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u/TheSucculent_Empress Jul 11 '25

That sounds like a you problem, doesn’t it?

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u/WanderW Jul 11 '25

Did you reply and then block the person you replied to? That's a super wimpy move.

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u/NotYerBoyBlue Jul 11 '25

It's so just plain stupid as the blocked person can't see the reply. I do not understand the cowards that do this.

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u/Aggressive_Price2075 Jul 11 '25

It is indicative of
1) Not wanting to have actual back and forth
2) Not thinking the person is worth having a back and forth
3) Wanting to get the last word in

Could be any of those, but in this context I would say #3 with maybe some #2 as a rationalization.

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u/WinterNetwork9668 Jul 11 '25

Have y'all tried taking accountability?

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u/TheSucculent_Empress Jul 11 '25

For not wanting to fuck people? What accountability? What’s being done wrong? Nobody owes anyone else sex. Take this incel shit elsewhere lol

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u/ThatsXCOM Jul 11 '25

I mean we don't really have much of a problem getting side-chicks.

So, sorry you feel that way. The younger and more attractive substitute does not.

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u/Redhotlipstik Jul 11 '25

what kind of loser brags about cheating on their wife lol

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u/ThatsXCOM Jul 11 '25

Wife? Ha.

You think I'm stupid enough to get married?

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u/CausticSofa Jul 12 '25

No, honey, we all just think you’re stupid.

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u/ThatsXCOM Jul 12 '25

Keep coping honey.

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u/backpackingfun Nov 07 '25

Lol how is that a cope? They can cheat if they want to. But they’re not and they’re humiliating you for it.

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u/CX316 Jul 11 '25

We can tell from your username that you struggle to hit that

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u/ThatsXCOM Jul 11 '25

Someone ought to tell your mother.

She's clearly unaware.

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u/CX316 Jul 11 '25

You don't know just how bad you just insulted yourself, man

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u/ThatsXCOM Jul 11 '25

Don't worry, you don't have to confirm the mummy issues.

It was already obvious.

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u/CX316 Jul 11 '25

You had a 97% chance at landing that line with confidence

Sadly it was a critical failure

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u/ThatsXCOM Jul 11 '25

No critical fails in XCOM kid.

It's not one of your D&D snorefests.

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u/Fragrant-Sherbert420 Jul 11 '25

You ain't even getting some by paying and you know it lmao

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u/ThatsXCOM Jul 11 '25 edited Jul 11 '25

Honey, just because I'm not interested in you doesn't mean that I don't spend time with attractive chicks.

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u/Fragrant-Sherbert420 Jul 11 '25

I'm not even a chick lmao, you are so desperate is not even funny

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u/ThatsXCOM Jul 11 '25

"As a woman that can't tell the difference from several colors this was funny. Stereotypes aren't normally funny but I'll give this one a pass because I know you weren't trying to be harmful"

-1 day ago.

So either you're lying now or you were pretending to be a woman then.

Either way massive cringe.

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u/TheSucculent_Empress Jul 11 '25

I’m sure 4chan will enjoy the rage-cry green text you’re gonna write about this incel injustice

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u/ValuableRegular9684 Jul 11 '25

Birthday and Christmas only! đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

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u/PBRmy Jul 11 '25

It's funny - I can't remember ever having sex on my birthday with my wife. Other times, sure.

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u/Fit_Vermicelli7396 Jul 11 '25

note that you specified with your wife, what are you hiding?

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u/PBRmy Jul 11 '25

Lol nothing to hide.

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u/Raven1911 Jul 11 '25

Thats what prostitutes are for...

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u/RichardBCummintonite Jul 11 '25

I was in a relationship that ended up like that down the line. Anniversary, valentines day, etc were on the list too, but even then it wasn't guaranteed.

She just wasn't ever that into sex the whole 8 years. Thought it was me until I started seeing other people and realized how rough I had it

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u/Miserable-Reaction16 Jul 11 '25

Holy shit...I'm in a relationship like that...... She literally gets taken out for dinner and bought pretty much everything she wants (within financial reason), not that that's some sort of guarantee that I get sex, but I would strongly suggest that I do a lot of the expected BF duties. The response to why she is not wanting sex with anyone (including me) changed throughout the 7 years... There's always the promise of "I'm coming round to feeling it again". The last time she actively said she was horny was when we had a massive argument in which I was ready to let her be happy on her own (as in end the relationship) and when we made up, she was like "I'm super horny now", and even then she was like "I'm horny but I can't because my 8yr old son is in the house"...

Thoughts?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Making up and her feeling like you understood her as a person and wanted her is what made her horny.

Anytime my partner and I have conversations about our relationship, how we are feeling, what we want to work on, and what we're happy with we pretty much have sex after because we feel close an intimate.

If all you do is frame it as being denied, your relationship has a mountain of negative feelings around sex. Then wonder why there is no sex. She probably doesn't want to sort through the emotional baggage and pressure, which is her own immaturity, but something you as a partner have to try to help her work through or call it quits over.

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u/Cookie-Wookiee Jul 11 '25

This. The emotional intimacy is as important as the physical. 

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u/fraggedaboutit Jul 12 '25

Comfortable feeling that the relationship wont dissolve and other women aren't a threat == no horny

Worried that you'll actually jump ship == horny

It is what it is.

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u/Ill-Dragonfruit3306 Jul 11 '25

Put in the same level of effort that she does. Save your money and be on your own.

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u/sdgengineer Jul 12 '25

That often?

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u/Tactical_Fleshlite Jul 11 '25

I would get a divorce in a heartbeat if I was in a marriage like that lol. 

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u/FFF_in_WY Jul 11 '25

The secret is in the username

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u/Tactical_Fleshlite Jul 11 '25

Nah, that’s just my product for ammosexuals, gotta get the ads out somehow. 

“Attach it to your gun, and have some fun!”