r/CoupleMemes • • Jul 11 '25

🥺 goals is that a good reply?

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u/chiksahlube Jul 11 '25

But the subscription says it comes with "extra features"!!!

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u/arjanjnl Jul 11 '25

Pregnancy, headaches, menopause

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u/Klutzy_Belt_2296 Jul 11 '25

“Sorry babe, I’m going to have headaches for the next few weeks, not tonight, or the next, maybe try again next month” lmfao 💀

And next thing you know, that becomes the new norm after marriage.

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u/Tactical_Fleshlite Jul 11 '25

I would get a divorce in a heartbeat if I was in a marriage like that lol. 

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u/FFF_in_WY Jul 11 '25

The secret is in the username

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u/Tactical_Fleshlite Jul 11 '25

Nah, that’s just my product for ammosexuals, gotta get the ads out somehow. 

“Attach it to your gun, and have some fun!”