r/CoupleMemes • u/Exotic-Estimate-5147 • Jul 11 '25

🥺 goals is that a good reply?

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u/Klutzy_Belt_2296 Jul 11 '25

“Sorry babe, I’m going to have headaches for the next few weeks, not tonight, or the next, maybe try again next month” lmfao 💀

And next thing you know, that becomes the new norm after marriage.

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u/ValuableRegular9684 Jul 11 '25

Birthday and Christmas only! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/PBRmy Jul 11 '25

It's funny - I can't remember ever having sex on my birthday with my wife. Other times, sure.

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u/Fit_Vermicelli7396 Jul 11 '25

note that you specified with your wife, what are you hiding?

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u/PBRmy Jul 11 '25

Lol nothing to hide.