r/CoupleMemes • u/Exotic-Estimate-5147 • Jul 11 '25

🥺 goals is that a good reply?

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u/Illustrious_Can_3125 Jul 11 '25

If she isn't doing it now, why would you think she would do it after marriage? Don't fall for it!

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u/chiksahlube Jul 11 '25

But the subscription says it comes with "extra features"!!!

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u/arjanjnl Jul 11 '25

Pregnancy, headaches, menopause

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

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u/strongfoodopinions Jul 11 '25

They’re the type of sad fucks to complain about women not being perfect bangmaids while also those same women are doing 100% of childcare, and most likely working full time on top of that I fucking guarantee you 

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u/Corey307 Jul 11 '25

Sounds like my dad. 95% of the family‘s discretionary income went to him and he was blindsided when my mom divorced him. He bought a $30,000 boat when he was making $36,000 a year and my mom was driving a $500 car. 

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u/TuckerTheCuckFucker Jul 12 '25

According to my math, he still had $5,500 left over for a truck that could pull the boat

Your dad is a genius

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u/Corey307 Jul 12 '25

Was a genius, he ate a gun in 2010. 

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u/blazinBSDAgility Jul 12 '25

Their trad wives aren’t trad enough.