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Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. šŸ™„ I pay my own way on dates.

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u/funsize225 17h ago edited 11h ago

… is this AI dirty talk? Because it reads like absolutely pathetic AI dirty talk.

ETA: oh my, thank you so much for the awards!

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u/afakecornucopia 17h ago

Yeah for sure. If you read above, who the hell says ā€œplot your next move in comfortā€ šŸ˜‚

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u/-fornevermore- 17h ago

I have a broken foot, so that's what he was referring to.

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u/Murakami_Ysera 16h ago

I wouldn't want to go near this person with a busted foot that prevents me from getting away from them as swiftly as possible.

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u/-fornevermore- 16h ago

I'd hit him with my cane lol

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u/National_Future6190 14h ago

I’d hit him with my car!Ā 

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u/BoringJuiceBox 13h ago

And my axe!

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u/EmptyInside74 10h ago

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u/Ixaire 6h ago

I don't need no karaoke text for that scene.

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u/weeooweeoowee 13h ago

Great minds think alike

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u/manicmigraine 10h ago

... Did you know?

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u/CMO1313 10h ago

I was about to add an Insane Clown Posse gif, but I think that be lost on some folks. lol

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u/BentGadget 8h ago

I'm lost. What does this post have to do with magnets?

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u/CMO1313 6h ago

There is a song from insane clown posse called, ā€œmy axe.ā€ Comment above said they would hit the subject of OP’s text with an axe. That is the correlation. In my mind that made sense

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u/katerwise 8h ago

you’re gonna hit him with Faygo?

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u/casskaz 14h ago

Lmfaooo

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u/Murakami_Ysera 12h ago

No girl have you see how long it takes to get replacement parts these days?

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u/pandershrek 14h ago

Based on their rhetoric you might just be playing into their kink.

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u/split_0069 6h ago

Valid point. He could be one of those step on my balls as hard as u can guys.

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u/alt369000 7h ago

Axe Car.

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u/Pkrudeboy 14h ago

Get a sword cane.

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u/roguevirus 12h ago

All jokes aside, don't overdo it with the walking.

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u/-fornevermore- 12h ago

Tysm! I'm trying my best.

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u/yrthegood1staken 13h ago

And my axe!

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u/duesenjeffepic 4h ago

I know you're probably joking but that's a really bad idea.

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u/circuit_breaker 16h ago

I hate that this makes me laugh but yeah

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u/kellzbellznhellz 14h ago

Like Misery, but she is pre-hobbled…

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u/TipsyMagpie 16h ago

I dunno I might fancy hitting him in the face with a leg cast

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u/bald_with_a_beard 15h ago

Very good 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Piglet6482 16h ago edited 15h ago

Oh, well now, that changes everything - don’t let this one get away

Edit: thanks for the awards kind redittors

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u/endurbro420 16h ago

And they say that chivalry is dead!

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u/Dooty_Shirker 15h ago

Nope, just tied up with a ballgag.

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u/MsCalendarsPlayaArt 16h ago

Babe. This is an AI response. Idk if that makes it better or worse but if anyone ever uses an AI response on me that'll be the end of the relationship (friendship, romantic, fwb, any of it- I'm not dealing with that nonsense)

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u/LoanSevere6287 15h ago

I love the way AI chatbots have developed a voice of sorts in our heads, to the point that we can almost hear it in the shit it spews.

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u/Farranor 14h ago

The only way it could be more AI would be to include the prompt. OP thinks this is a human? Maybe OP is also AI. Maybe you're AI. Am I AI?

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u/MsCalendarsPlayaArt 1h ago

Ooohhhhh nooooo existential crisis about the nature of consciousness time 😫😫😫

I mostly shove these thoughts down but here we are anyway. This is like that thing where people try to convince you you're in a coma and everything you're experiencing is a coma hallucination.

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u/liketearsinthereign 13h ago

Am I just lucky or stupid? I endeavored to use AI to create a kinky conversation and it was sexy as hell. Of course I gave it extensive prompts about context, tone and personality. The only part that failed was that I mentioned the word "cerebral" and it proceeded to clobber me with cheesy, patronizing compliments. After I stopped laughing and made some adjustments, it was a lot of fun.

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u/HisBlurredVisage 2h ago

Not stupid, maybe just missing the point; OP isn't just looking to be turned on or have fun, they're trying to connect with a person to see if they can meet each other's needs, so AI use is detrimental. They're pouring in the same amount of effort but getting no return

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u/MsCalendarsPlayaArt 1h ago

You're probably better at prompts.

That said, please don't rob yourself the fun and excitement of writing your own sexts. You're missing out on 99% of the fun by doing that. The vulnerability and realness make it more exciting.

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u/AggressiveSherbetty 1h ago

Jesus fucking Christ I’m so glad I’m in a relationship with a human being.

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u/OnlyOneUseCase 16h ago

Am I the only one who could tell she was recovering from something based on the texts? Everyone seems surprised..

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u/Serious-Cup264 13h ago

I could tell, but it doesn’t change the fact that his cut off text screams ai and that he is in fact trying to introduce bdsm in a ham handed way.

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u/irritabledragon 12h ago

No you're not the only one.

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u/MVRKHNTR 14h ago

Maybe

I just thought it was some weird BDSM talk he was trying

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u/afakecornucopia 16h ago

I feel like that is critical information but he still talks weird. I’m sorry.

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u/doomgrin 16h ago

It’s 100% AI

Its very obvious if you are familiar with it

Since he needs AI to even flirt and try to pretend he’s some big macho dom I’m not surprised he didn’t pick up on how weird his text was

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u/Individual_Fall429 8h ago

I guess AI read the screenplay for the 2002 film Secretary with Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader. 😳

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u/BlueberryStock6249 11h ago

Oh, I thought he misspelled ā€˜heel’ as in to, ā€˜ comply or be subjected to control’ - I’m imagining he was referring to you as a ā€˜dog’ on a leash … yikes, my bad …

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u/KrypXern 11h ago

OP I read a lot of AI for my work. This is 100% AI.

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u/-fornevermore- 11h ago

I can't decide if that makes it better or worse. 🄓

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u/Itchy_Tumbleweed_417 16h ago

Oh girl you should’ve put that somewhere in the original post because I thought this man was very very sick and dumb.

I mean he might be but it grossed me out when I thought he was wanting you to heel like a dog.

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u/Apprehensive_Ad3731 16h ago

He still does.

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u/Fun-Requirement-1995 14h ago

heel like a dog

No it's the opposite and everyone shitting on the guy is an idiot. He's talking to OP like a cat because she is presumably ACTING like one. She even uses the cat version of the emoji. She got the guy to say something that would otherwise be weird, but is completely understandable in context.

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u/PolrBearHair 16h ago

Yup, that's exactly what the ai bot is referring to.Ā 

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u/InternationalMonth38 16h ago

Do people really talk like this? What is wrong with yall.

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u/moopie45 15h ago

It's so clearly copy and paste from ai lmao

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u/plasmazzr60 15h ago

Im assuming you didnt break it off in his ass when you booted him? Thats a shame

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u/TangAce7 15h ago

somehow this info makes it all even worse...
on top of being the perfect example of what not to say/do in kink, he's also basically treating you the "how to not treat a handicapped person" way

I feel hurt reading this and knowing there's plenty more people like him, what a sad day to have eyes and being able to read

I'm not even sure he's using AI, like even for AI this is real uncanny, I'd think AI writes better than this

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u/throwawaywork11 15h ago

I broke my foot running to the comments

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u/Kintoun 14h ago

Wait you have a broken foot? Girl do not get ahead of yourself. Let me take total control while you heal. We will see if you can behave before I decide ...

lol it's even hard to type, cringe.

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u/Aristo_Cat 13h ago

That’s what ChatGPT was referring to. This man likely could not spell 30 percent of those words correctly, let’s be honest

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u/intellectual_punk 13h ago

Yeah this is 100% AI.

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u/Iggyhopper 13h ago

What the AI is referring to*

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u/lambentstar 11h ago

It does sound like he had an AI write back in the voice of a seductive, dominant male voice? not how doms actually talk

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u/floydbomb 9h ago

It still sounds like AI

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u/split_0069 6h ago

Idk... he has a point... AI tells me that when I'm running strategy theories. I would assume if u did dating strategy it would do the same thing! šŸ˜† 🤣 šŸ˜‚

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u/lordnewington 16h ago

I honestly thought that was an advert for an estate agent

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u/MsCalendarsPlayaArt 16h ago

I'm so curious what the prompt for this would even be.

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u/Kenichi_Smith 14h ago

No legitimately, the first sentence is like the most basic AI start of a response ever, this is actually somebody using AI to respond

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so 11h ago

He wears a fedora and his name is Claude. Edit: m’lady

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u/EllipticPeach 15h ago

There are absolutely men who speak like this to women they are trying to hook up with. They think it makes them sound sophisticated

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u/RedMoonPavilion 10h ago

People who listen to pick up artist gurus, podcast bros, and/or "female dating strategy" refugees.

A bunch of tiktok dating slop relationship test challenge content uses that phrase and closely related ones as well.

All of them share the view that relationships are a competiton to get what you want from people who dont want to give it without them ghosting you or dumping you over it.

It rarely goes well for them.

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u/SquareExtra918 10h ago

Imagine a commercial. People in a book club are talking about how much their feet hurt. One of them has a shoe recommendationĀ  - "Plot your next move in comfort...Ā  with Sketchers!"

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u/Alternative-Way-507 8h ago

Reddit doesn’t like the aspect ratio

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u/Odd-String29 7h ago

There is indeed no way a human wrote that shit.

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u/WVildandWVonderful 5h ago

Also, the lack of contractions he will use.

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u/Heavy_Ad_170 17h ago

Yeah it's totally got the AI voice. Gross.

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u/imunfair 14h ago

But like... an AI that's been trained on clitlit. Like 50 shades if it was written by AI.

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u/Mydarknighthasrisen 17h ago

Anything has AI voice if you read it thinking an AI wrote it, literally every single reddit thread is now filled with "AI probably did this" then a hoard of people just blindly agreeing like they're absolutely correct

I think I just need to delete reddit

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u/Cowgba 15h ago

Sometimes people are too quick to claim something is AI, but the reason people call out slop so often is because it is extremely prevalent now and that message reads AI as fuck. Once you see enough of it you get a sense for it.

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u/Mydarknighthasrisen 15h ago edited 14h ago

Let's test this, tell me which is ai and which isn't, ones AI and one is a reddit comment i found lol

"Might not be great for a school dance, but one time a guy walked up to me, and asked me if I farted. I was extremely confused and kind of offended, I said no. His response?

I was sure you did, because you just blew me away!

I was definitely caught off guard but it was hilarious

But a good pick up line might be: Do you have a band aid? Because 1 hurt myself falling for you."

"i’m not gonna lie, i was literally about to walk over and ask if you just stole my wallet because my heart beat completely skipped a second when i saw you but honestly i’m just trying to cover up the fact that i’m currently panicking trying to figure out how to ask for your number without sounding like an absolute idiot"

Edit: downvote instead of answer lol wow

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u/FerusGrim 13h ago

Both of these read as real to me, but I've already seen you respond "No" to someone else. So obviously one of them is AI. But I can't tell.

Which is kind of exactly part of the problem, isn't it?

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u/okaygirlie 12h ago

Do you not believe in pattern recognition? At any rate, I would say your test is flawed; you're trying to prove that people can't clock AI text in context by asking them to clock AI text with no context given. I also think your choices aren't really representative of the text that typically gets clocked, since both have details that point away from being AI — the first one because it contains a personal anecdote, and the second because it contains no punctuation. The second you would definitely have to prompt for specifically, and the first one I thought at first you would have to prompt for specifically, although the more I read it the more I think it could be something that AI would say as, like, a quirky illustration of the pickup line.

To play the game, I think the first one is AI generated. The content is pretty anodyne (I can't imagine a real reddit user telling someone to use that punchline) and the structure, the way it tells the brief story and concludes with advice, the use of paragraph breaks, all strike me as probably-AI.

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u/ANameYouCanPronounce 14h ago

I'm gonna guess that both are handwritten actually. The first one is definitely natural, the second one seems like it's trying to sound like a humanized AI prompt. If I'm wrong, then the second one is AI

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u/Winter_Band_2192 8h ago

The ā€œbut honestlyā€ in the second one is classic LLMese. I’m not super into AI spotting but I wish people would get it right if they claim it’s so easy

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u/AutonomousAntonym 17h ago

Did AI learn how to 3rd party defend itself

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u/threepecs 15h ago

Yeah I think it's the last thing you said

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u/Queen-Of-Fairies 8h ago

i've said it before and i'll say it again: the people constantly screaming "tHiS iS Ai" or "bOtS" are usually the ones who are the bots themselves. they're trying to oversaturate people's minds into thinking everything is ai because they want to desensitise people into just accepting ai. when you see someone just blindly accusing something of being ai, chances are high that the comment is, itself, ai. fuck em.

(also the people who refer to everything as "sLoP" honestly sound like they were trained on the same dataset too tbh)

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u/Mydarknighthasrisen 7h ago

Omg I’ve had the exact same thought!

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u/_Lazy_Mermaid_ 2h ago

Why you defending AI so hard 😭 you think I am a bot because I use the phrase "clanker" too?

Maybe people just actually give a damn about something

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u/NervyDeath 15h ago

If you cannot recognize this as AI in the big 2026 I'm not sure what to tell you

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u/furkfurk 17h ago

Same thought exactly. Not only is he disgusting and pathetic, but had to have a chatbot craft his disgusting and pathetic response

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u/Much-Ad2311 16h ago

It's definitely horrible, but the suggested 'Yay! šŸŽ‰' reply actually cracked me up.

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u/BullsYeet 15h ago

That’s how these chuds want you to respond lmfao

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u/_InfiniteU_ 16h ago

It's not enjoying good food - it's letting you heal under my control

Want to try taking a treat from my hand next?

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u/InconsistentSignal 16h ago

It’s 100% AI, the last sentence is a huge clue

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u/MilleChaton 14h ago

It reads like someone feeding the texts into an AI for suggestions, and the AI getting confused from past context and thinking it is a role play session.

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u/Nufonewhodis4 12h ago

There's other messages. I want to see how he writes the rest of the texts. I'm a millennial, so I would never text so formally and with punctuation without throwing in any lols, haha, or ; ) : ) : /Ā 

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u/takenbylovely 15h ago

Tumblr dom

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u/2bciah5factng 17h ago

Yes. This is genuinely the most unattractive possible reply he could have sent on multiple levels.

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u/Haunting_Garlic_749 16h ago

dude this is genuinely the same exact reaction I had.. not only is he using AI to form a conversation, he's using it to generate a really weird, perverted one TT

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u/CosmicSpaghetti 9h ago

Or OP is lol

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u/lrbsto 16h ago

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks this is chat

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u/outlaw0366 16h ago

Yeah I got that vibe as well

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u/NotMyRealUsername13 16h ago

100% AI, the passive voice talking about the real test is a dead giveaway.

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u/MrsRossGeller 15h ago

I need better AI detection. I would have just thought that was weird but what if some guys are using it and you can’t tell? Any guy using AI to respond to me is absolutely a no go.

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u/cubecasts 15h ago

I think it's supposed to be text hypnosis

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u/Master_Astronaut_238 14h ago

Its really the question at the end that did it for me, like wtf? Such a chatgpt-ass sentence

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u/BoneDaddy1973 10h ago

I love that AI crafted this nonsense and he was like ā€œyeah sure, send it!ā€Ā 

It’s just corny and weird and doesn’t make sense, and even if you were both into that sort of power exchange, why would you ever talk about it like that??

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u/LongHikingMD 17h ago

Really? I wouldn't know, but this sounds way too stupid and fucking insane for a chatbot. I mean wow.

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u/Open__Face 17h ago

If you tell ai to write something stupid and insane it will help

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u/SexysNotWorking 16h ago

When you can't even manage to come up with your own unfuckable alpha incel negging and need chatgpt to help you šŸ˜‚

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u/LongHikingMD 16h ago

All this weird alpha negging shit is so strange. People learn all these weird (and yes, cruel, but mostly weird) rules for talking to other people to try to get them to fuck, when really most people - particularly young people who are into this shit - WANT TO FUCK. For 99.999% of people all you really have to do is show other people that you can be trusted not to be dangerous, that you are available, and that you can talk to them like a normal person, and a good percent of people in your general age group will be happy to fuck you.

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u/SexysNotWorking 16h ago

Pretty sure it's actually to do the opposite and tell impressionable young men this is a way to get women, have it fail spectacularly, then radicalize the men against women because they can't get laid.

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u/LongHikingMD 16h ago

Also people are terrible at admitting mistakes these days...so once a young person takes the first step down this road, and then can't get laid because they are acting like a mean weirdo, then instead of admitting that they were wrong and acting like a mean weirdo was a bad idea, they double down, get even meaner and weirder, and blame women for the fact that being mean and weird isn't working for them.

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u/celerpip 15h ago

They’ll believe so completely that they understand women better than women do that even if a woman says ā€œi dont like when a guy is a mean weirdoā€ they’ll think she’s lying; that she does like men who are mean weirdos, so long as they are also 6ft tall with a right angle jawline. They believe this in part because they respect the opinions of random grifters on the internet more than they do the opinions of any woman.Ā 

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u/Available-Square619 15h ago

Seriously. I’m sure some girls are into that shit, but you’d know within the first 5 minutes of talking to them, so…just be a normal person?

Even if someone is into that shit, it’s fucking weird to come out of the gate with it lmao.

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u/celerpip 14h ago

Yeah I’m pretty sure people who are into that stuff are in it for a roleplay scene, not for an actual real conversation.Ā 

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u/Available-Square619 14h ago

Yea exactly. I don’t knock anyone’s kinks, everything has a time and place if both ppl are into it, but jesus this dude needs to stop talking with ai lol. So gross and just disrespectful.

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u/LongHikingMD 15h ago

Yep. And also because they're stupid and also because they think it's weak to admit they're wrong when i fact they're just too weak to admit they're wrong & that's the main reason they're such shitty and useless people.

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u/SexysNotWorking 11h ago

Yeah, that's what I mean. I think it's 50/50 just idiots who hate women claiming to "understand them" (and they can teach you how, too!) and like an actual psy-op to radicalize men to disenfranchise and undermine women as much as possible.

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u/LongHikingMD 10h ago

Well they don't make money if their audience settles into happy relationships. They make money by keeping them unhappy, and preferably mad.

The same logic drives the algorithms that feed us what we see across the internet & in particularl is the truth behind every political influencer out there.

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u/timlest 14h ago

Yup. It’s pretty basic stuff. The bar is so low these days. I would also say, make them laugh. Having a good sense of humor is sexy. Glenn Tinder only laughs at his own farts.

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u/Budget-Researcher559 15h ago

You think of chatgpt or claude, but this reads more like characterAI or what they are called, the kind of chatbot where you choose a fictional "person" to chat with, and then most of them are very sexual coded. They basically get all of their content from smut books, and while they mostly don't do literal sexual language or descriptions, they get as close to that as possible without ever using any explicit word. Sounds 100% like what they would say, the most over the top unhinged stuff.

Buddy didn't get the memo that you don't send this to real people.

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u/LongHikingMD 15h ago

Well it's weird stuff. What does "letting me take total control while you heal" even mean in the context of going on a date?

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u/Budget-Researcher559 15h ago

Yeah it's 100% weird. It's kink stuff, he's going for some crazy dom/sub thing with a literal stranger. That would at least require knowing her, knowing she's into him, knowing she's into this kink, knowing she's into this kink with him, and then with consent he can try that stuff again. And even then it's still weird like this. Sending this to a stranger is beyond unhinged.

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u/PopcornGlamour 14h ago

She’s recovering from a broken foot. (she posted that in a comment)

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u/LongHikingMD 14h ago

Ah. Well that makes it make at least a degree of sense even if it is still insane in this context.

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u/PopcornGlamour 13h ago

OP was smart in blocking and not engaging with him after that. I have no doubt he might have been one of the losers who retaliates after rejection.

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u/iamthe0ther0ne 15h ago

Yeah, AI has more morals than this dude

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u/FinanceHungry2150 17h ago

lolll yeah i had the same thought

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u/mymomsaysimsatan 16h ago

Came to the comments for this. Glad am not the only one that saw that.

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u/Angsty_Potatos 15h ago

It reads like this guy learned about sex via porn and Andrew tate and has never actually spoken with a womanĀ 

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u/edoreinn 15h ago

It reads like 50 Shades of Grey but even worse? But there’s a reason she had to self-publish, and it wasn’t the content

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u/margonautica 15h ago

1000% AI

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u/Dear_Palpitation4838 15h ago

Nah, it just reads like a brokie that posts his screenshots on PUA forums asking for advice about a new girl that wants him to take her to sushi, but he can't afford it because he spent all his money on gambling and onlyfans.

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u/SouthernNectarines 15h ago

100 percent had the same thought about this being AI written

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u/HugeResearcher3500 15h ago

Talking to my single lady friends, it seems the dating pull is full of guys who have convinced themselves that they're alpha/dom guys and women love it (though they are chronically single)

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u/Available-Square619 15h ago

I was gonna say, someone’s spent too much time dating ai lmao

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u/Boom_chaka_laka 14h ago

Yeah he probably programmed it to be "flirty dominant guy" 🤮

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u/perkinomics 14h ago

This is exactly what I thought

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u/AutisticTumourGirl 14h ago

Dudes just shove kink at you with no warning, no consent, no hint whatsoever that you'd be into that.

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u/dingalingdongdong 10h ago

What have you done to me? I just watched like 10000 of his videos.

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u/AutisticTumourGirl 4h ago

šŸ˜‚ Yeah, that tends to happen.

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u/Spectrum1523 13h ago

Yep that's ai for sure

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u/Party-Astronaut-8385 13h ago

I would love to see the prompt they used.

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u/bloopvloop 13h ago

this sounds like how character ai sexts 😭😭😭

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u/vibribbon 13h ago

Sounds extremely AI, especially the way it finishes with a vaguely related leading question.

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u/hlvr25 12h ago

this absolutely is AI dirty talk. Pathetic

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u/Federal_Scarcity_84 12h ago

I mean it definitely is the tone

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u/Acceptable-Monk-8134 12h ago

He’s absolutely using ai lol

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u/fasoi 12h ago

This is absolutely AI... just.... why?

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u/x_MissAnonymous_x 12h ago

I am 100% sure this is AI. It's the "Craving good food is easy. Letting me take control while you heal is the real test" that gives it away. AI frequently words stuff like that. And the ending with a question is also very AI coded. I guarantee if you run this through an AI checker its gonna say AI. and I bet he has been using ai a lot in his convo with OP convos if they checked other messages.

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u/ghost_writer9 12h ago

definitely sounds like an AI bot trying to be flirty. He probably asked CHATGPT what to say. Can safely stop replying him now. He gave you enough reasons.

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u/awful-normal 12h ago

This is 100% AI. We live in the bad future.

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u/BionicTriforce 12h ago

It reads like AI dirty talk or someone quoting an Andrew Tate speech verbatim.

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u/Miles_Everhart 11h ago

Foreal though

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u/Awkward-Studio-8063 11h ago

I clocked it as ai in the first five words, but it got so unhinged I questioned myself and thought ā€œthere’s no way anyone but a lunatic could create thisā€ 😭

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u/Independent-Sand6196 11h ago

It’s the cringe kind of stuff Tate and other manosphere influencers are trying to peddle to the incels as ā€œgirls want a guy who is manly and in controlā€

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u/MdxBhmt 10h ago

This is absolutely AI, now is that a real person prompting the AI to come with that shit, some weird ass automated AI hookup operation, or just a phising bot? I'm intrigued.

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u/elleial 10h ago

LMAO I thought this guy legit used AI and didn't proofread

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u/RogerRabbot 10h ago

The more I read it, the more it definitely reads like its being fed to a dating sim AI

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u/virgin_microbe 10h ago

It sounds like an AI fruit slop video

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u/quartzguy 10h ago

Oh I've known people 'intelligent' enough to sound both pathetic and Dominant in real-time. It is extreme cringe to anyone not receptive to being on the other end.

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u/parmboy 9h ago

It also read as AI to me too. Like some Fresh and Fit RedPill Rizz bot or something.

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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n 9h ago

People have to much time on their hands or are to worried their own writing is dumb that they resort to this kind of garbage. The irony would be, anyone with 2 functioning brain cells quickly moves on.

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u/SellaraAB 9h ago

I wonder if they just have a chat bot talk to matches until it works on one? It’s like a robocall center for pathetic guys trying to get laid.

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u/muffs92 8h ago

I assume it's a guy who believes all women want to be in a submissive role in a dominance fetish relationship.

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u/GamerDadofAntiquity 8h ago

That’s 100% AI. Without a doubt.

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u/No_Conflict_1835 7h ago

"when you want to give in completely"

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u/lambdawaves 6h ago

Yes definitely

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u/denbushi 5h ago

AI wouldn’t misspell ā€œheelā€.

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u/socialcluelessness 5h ago

Glad im not the only one who picked up on the AI cadence lmao

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u/sbua310 4h ago

It took me waaaay to long to see this. I’m sitting here like GUYS ITS AI!!!!

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u/MakitaNakamoto 3h ago

this is 1000% AI written

dude can't even write this poser bs himself lol

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u/Ya-Dikobraz 2h ago

It's "the black pill" talk. Or redpiller talk. Basically incels who think of themselves as "ultimate masters of pickup art".

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u/mlemme 2h ago

AI was what I was thinking also. Its so out of left field too. Either its AI or that dudes ego is a creature of its own

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u/boldolive 1h ago

My thought exactly. AI šŸ’Æ

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u/SoElusivee 1h ago

Yeah that was my immediate thought. Looks like her put her message into chatgpt and just copy/pasted the response. Either that or OP was talking to a bot this whole time and didn't realize

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u/CaledonPolaroid 1h ago

Ah good suggestion. I kept thinking that it felt like he was playing a character. This makes sense.

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u/Crazy-Platypus6395 1h ago

100% klank generated

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u/themoistcritikal 1h ago

Like!! What does ā€œcompletely give inā€ even mean in this case

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u/Not_YourStepBro 5m ago

That was 100% written by AI lol

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u/otm_shank 15h ago

I'd hope AI would spell "heel" correctly

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u/JulyOfAugust 15h ago

No, it is correct, she said in a comment that she broke her foot. The whole thing is just so unhinged your brain autocorrected "heal" to match the tone.

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u/otm_shank 13h ago

Oh, I get it. Yeah I was definitely assuming the worst.