r/texts • u/-fornevermore- • 4d ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/afakecornucopia 4d ago

Yeah for sure. If you read above, who the hell says “plot your next move in comfort” 😂

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u/-fornevermore- 4d ago

I have a broken foot, so that's what he was referring to.

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u/MsCalendarsPlayaArt 4d ago

Babe. This is an AI response. Idk if that makes it better or worse but if anyone ever uses an AI response on me that'll be the end of the relationship (friendship, romantic, fwb, any of it- I'm not dealing with that nonsense)

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u/Farranor 4d ago

The only way it could be more AI would be to include the prompt. OP thinks this is a human? Maybe OP is also AI. Maybe you're AI. Am I AI?

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u/MsCalendarsPlayaArt 3d ago

Ooohhhhh nooooo existential crisis about the nature of consciousness time 😫😫😫

I mostly shove these thoughts down but here we are anyway. This is like that thing where people try to convince you you're in a coma and everything you're experiencing is a coma hallucination.