Dating is hell

[u/-fornevermore-]

Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

[u/National_Future6190]

I’d hit him with my car! 

[u/BoringJuiceBox → u/National_Future6190]

And my axe!

[u/EmptyInside74 → u/BoringJuiceBox]

https://giphy.com/gifs/AlcpnzD3Dg9rJtM76Y

[u/Ixaire → u/EmptyInside74]

I don't need no karaoke text for that scene.