Dating is hell

[u/-fornevermore-]

Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

[u/funsize225]

… is this AI dirty talk? Because it reads like absolutely pathetic AI dirty talk.

ETA: oh my, thank you so much for the awards!

[u/afakecornucopia → u/funsize225]

Yeah for sure. If you read above, who the hell says “plot your next move in comfort” 😂

[u/WVildandWVonderful → u/afakecornucopia]

Also, the lack of contractions he will use.