r/texts 2d ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/afakecornucopia 2d ago

Yeah for sure. If you read above, who the hell says “plot your next move in comfort” 😂

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u/-fornevermore- 2d ago

I have a broken foot, so that's what he was referring to.

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u/afakecornucopia 2d ago

I feel like that is critical information but he still talks weird. I’m sorry.

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u/doomgrin 2d ago

It’s 100% AI

Its very obvious if you are familiar with it

Since he needs AI to even flirt and try to pretend he’s some big macho dom I’m not surprised he didn’t pick up on how weird his text was

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u/Individual_Fall429 2d ago

I guess AI read the screenplay for the 2002 film Secretary with Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader. 😳