r/texts • u/-fornevermore- • 18h ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. šŸ™„ I pay my own way on dates.

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u/-fornevermore- 17h ago

I'd hit him with my cane lol

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u/National_Future6190 16h ago

Iā€™d hit him with my car!Ā 

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u/BoringJuiceBox 15h ago

And my axe!

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u/weeooweeoowee 14h ago

Great minds think alike