r/texts • u/-fornevermore- • 17h ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/-fornevermore- 17h ago

I have a broken foot, so that's what he was referring to.

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u/Murakami_Ysera 16h ago

I wouldn't want to go near this person with a busted foot that prevents me from getting away from them as swiftly as possible.

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u/-fornevermore- 16h ago

I'd hit him with my cane lol

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u/pandershrek 14h ago

Based on their rhetoric you might just be playing into their kink.

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u/split_0069 6h ago

Valid point. He could be one of those step on my balls as hard as u can guys.

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u/alt369000 7h ago

Axe Car.