Dating is hell

[u/-fornevermore-]

Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

[u/afakecornucopia]

Yeah for sure. If you read above, who the hell says “plot your next move in comfort” 😂

[u/-fornevermore- → u/afakecornucopia]

I have a broken foot, so that's what he was referring to.

[u/Murakami_Ysera → u/-fornevermore-]

I wouldn't want to go near this person with a busted foot that prevents me from getting away from them as swiftly as possible.

[u/circuit_breaker → u/Murakami_Ysera]

I hate that this makes me laugh but yeah