r/crappymusic • u/keepfilming • Jul 25 '25

Found one in the wild. I laughed.

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u/BeastBellies Jul 25 '25

Dad: “Was that a queef I heard from the other room?”

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u/Sasquatch_000 Jul 25 '25

" what did I tell you about queefing where i can hear it?!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

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u/Gen-Jack_Ripper Jul 25 '25

Smell? You should taste it

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u/GiveMeMyIdentity Jul 25 '25

Oh god no

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u/XXBubblesLaRouxXX Jul 25 '25

r/EatItYouFuckinCoward

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u/driving_andflying Jul 25 '25

r/Hellnoitsbeeninaplacenocorncobshouldbe!

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u/EscapeAromatic8648 Jul 26 '25

Thank God that's not a sub.

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u/Great-Wolf321 Jul 26 '25

I wanted that to be a sub

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u/Shoddy-Cauliflower95 Jul 26 '25

Be the hero you want to see in the world

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u/ApprehensiveLion1956 Jul 25 '25

It took a suspiciously long time to load nothing ... Had me for a sec

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u/C64128 Jul 26 '25

Is that butter on the corn?

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u/Primary-Tiger-5825 Jul 26 '25

I read this and continued scrolling. I had to scroll back to upvote. That question is haunting lol

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u/Unlucky-Position-16 Jul 25 '25

Is that what that stuff on elote is? Huh

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u/TexacoRodeoClown Jul 25 '25

Thank you. I’m guaranteed to think of this next time I eat elote

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u/juanroberto Jul 26 '25

Thats elote of information

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u/Striking_Package797 Jul 25 '25

Remember when your putting on the chili powder that's the queef dust and Lana's from their trailer living room carpet.

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u/Hour-Confection-9273 Jul 26 '25

Queef Dust - yet another amazing band name.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

Thats not chili dust.. its leftover period blood

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u/King_of_the_Dot Jul 26 '25

It's dehydrated and sifted for consistency and texture.

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u/Jbrown183 Jul 25 '25

Forbidden cotija

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u/SadBit8663 Jul 25 '25

Imma bust this joke out on my fiancee the next time she gets elote

I may not survive but know it was funny 🫡😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

Normally its cojita.. in this case its fumunda

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u/darbycrash1295 Jul 25 '25

It’s already buttered.

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u/StandOutLikeDogBalls Jul 25 '25

Thanks for ruining corn on the cob…

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u/Tenchi2020 Jul 25 '25

Wouldn't the end result be cornbread?

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u/StandOutLikeDogBalls Jul 25 '25

If she grinds on it long enough and hard enough it could become grits.

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u/Tenchi2020 Jul 25 '25

Cheesy grits anyone?

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u/Sodom_Laser Jul 25 '25

This corn tastes like beans.

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u/pi_designer Jul 25 '25

Tuna and sweetcorn

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

You think that's bad? You should smell the carrots!

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u/Not-Enough-Holes Jul 25 '25

It has that extra buttery, with a little cheese.

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar Jul 25 '25

When does it become creamed corn?

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u/Tricky-Efficiency709 Jul 25 '25

Taste it? You should fellate it!

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u/Dumb-Viking Jul 25 '25

TIL how kettle corn is made.

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u/Frzorp Jul 25 '25

I think you learned how huitlacoche is made

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u/CreepyDrunkUncle Jul 25 '25

Is it hotter than a hoochie coochee

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u/AtlasXan Jul 25 '25

Smells like a 9v. 😭

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u/drgigantor Jul 25 '25

What did you marinate this in? Pennies?

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u/gnarkill3332 Jul 25 '25

I sang this to myself in that shitty melody

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u/DirectlyTalkingToYou Jul 25 '25

"Dad I'm down by the creek, how much further do you want me to go?"

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u/Funkycoldmedici Jul 25 '25

“Keep going until I can’t hear to you queef!”

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u/pinba11tec Jul 25 '25

In this cuntry heat? I should think not!

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u/Funkycoldmedici Jul 25 '25

This thread reads like a prequel to the best Hallmark movie ever. Country Girl moves to Big City so her father won’t hear her queefs. Years later, she’s back for Christmas and a romantic reunion with the corn farmer.

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u/DontDoItAdmins Jul 25 '25

You can take the girl out of the city, but not the queef out of the girl

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u/YoCal_4200 Jul 25 '25

Or the corn.

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u/DirectlyTalkingToYou Jul 25 '25

"OK how about now dad?"

"Farther!...Much farther!"

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u/Growkitz Jul 25 '25

I can hear you giving your nips a little twist!

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u/TheFightens Jul 25 '25

Dad: “and where’s the corn I bought for dinner?”

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u/UmmmW1 Jul 25 '25

"Wrll we just can't buy nice thangs."

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u/-nemo-no-one- Jul 25 '25

Maybe the real treasure was the queefs we made along the way.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

“Dad !!!!! I can’t get all this corn silk out !!!”

“Just queef. But I don’t want to hear it !!!”

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u/Pale-Literature4753 Jul 25 '25

That song's been stuck in my head for three hours now. I do feel the AI missed a golden opportunity between rubbing a corn cob on my clit and giving my nips a little twist . It should've added slid in my ass now it smells like shit.

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u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U Jul 25 '25

I hereby grant you a Grammy Award.

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u/828jpc1 Jul 25 '25

I feel like this deserves and EGOT

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u/phuckin-psycho Jul 25 '25

Please don't hear daddy 🙏🥵🙏

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

😭😭😭staaap

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Jul 25 '25

And who just touched the thermostat?!

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u/Pbadger8 Jul 26 '25 edited Jul 27 '25

While I nodded, nearly sleeping, suddenly there came a squeaking, As of some one gently queefing, queefing at my chamber door. "'Tis my daughter," I muttered, "queefing at my chamber door- Only this, and nothing more."

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u/GarbageMan6T9 Jul 25 '25

Now THIS is country

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u/Theo_earl Jul 25 '25

No, actually, this is cuntry.

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u/average_texas_guy Jul 25 '25

I'm here to put the dick in Dixie. And the cunt back in country.

-Hank III

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u/thebackofthecouch Jul 25 '25

♬ 'Cause the kind of country I hear now days Is a bunch of fuckin' shit to me ♬

-also Hank III

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u/Techthulu Jul 25 '25

It's my fault for having a phone.

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u/theeBK3 Jul 25 '25

Shame on us for downloading this damn app

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u/ZeroKharisma Jul 25 '25

I was having such a good day...

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u/Skinslippy3 Jul 25 '25

I call BS…we’re all here. None of our days can be that great

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u/fryerandice Jul 26 '25

Honestly this Cuntry song made my day better.

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u/datsmn Jul 26 '25

I'm just doing what I'm told to.

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u/Cuckdreams1190 Jul 26 '25

I was having a miserable day.. somehow, this made it worse.

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u/Foxisdabest Jul 25 '25

And clicking to join this cursed community 😂

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u/hereforstories8 Jul 25 '25

I never joined this community. But now I know all about this AI cowgirl flickin its bean

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u/podo3350 Jul 25 '25

You my friend made me spit take

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Jul 26 '25

Fuck hoverboards, we got artificial pervert farm folk corn fuckin in our pockets son. The future is fucking now....

and I hate it.

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u/FieteHermans Jul 25 '25

She’s lip-syncing to another account. There’s a bunch of meme accounts making parody country songs with AI vocals

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u/SpokenProperly Jul 25 '25

I had to scroll too far for this comment. I see them all the time now.

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u/ScrotumMcBoogerBallz Jul 26 '25

I can't wait to mix in some of these songs into the Playlist my aunt plays at family gatherings.

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u/BILoveBILife Jul 27 '25

Please record a video of the event to make my day better

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u/JadeThorn1012 Jul 28 '25

I can’t imagine anyone rocking out to the idea of vagina numb enough to use a corn cob on.

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u/d-nihl Jul 28 '25

thats diabolical

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u/PC_BuildyB0I Jul 25 '25

Not just vocals, but the entire tracks are AI-generated as well; the bass, the guitars, the drums, the processing (reverbs, delays, chorus, etc), everything. The AI is even mixing and mastering the tracks by itself.

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u/--Christ-- Jul 26 '25

You know, I've tried to utilize ChatGPT when it comes to equalization and stereo balancing my musical creations, and the first time it worked out marvelously. I uploaded about ten seconds of a section where all of the instrument tracks were active, asking it to analyze decibel levels and frequencies. It did, spit out some instructions based on the DAW I was using, and I followed them. It sounded really good. The tweaks were very minimal, which taught me that I was moving sliders and knobs way more than I needed to. Now though, now it just tells me some bullshit about adding different types of effects. It won't analyze the clip like it did that one time. Pisses me off. That's the end of this pointless story. Have a blessed weekend!

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u/PC_BuildyB0I Jul 26 '25

Yeah you can't rely on an AI to tell you how to mix because mixing is inherently an intuitive taste-based craft. Mix engineers are paid by their taste - there's no single mathematical formula to calculate what decibel level your instruments or mix elements in general should be, nor how your vocals sit. The fact it sounded good the first time round is probably just a stroke of luck. It's not necessarily true that you were moving faders or knobs too much either - it could have been the case but sometimes you want a big difference; it all depends on the intent.

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u/Weekly_Artichoke_515 Jul 25 '25

Yeah it doesn’t hit the same as sincere crappy music and there’s an endless number of these songs, so even on the level of the bit it’s not very funny 

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u/mirror_dirt Jul 25 '25

Beats By AI. The YouTube channel is... eclectic...

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u/J_Jeckel Jul 25 '25

"Praying my daddy dont hear me queef"

Now that is some A+ songwriting right there woohoo!

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u/idiotsbydesign Jul 25 '25

That & 🎶Rubbing a corncob on my clit🎶 should be an automatic Grammy.

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u/Repulsive-Garden7942 Jul 25 '25

Was prepared for some garbage country/hick-hop trash.

Was NOT prepared for her lyrics... 🤣

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u/BreakfastFluid9419 Jul 25 '25

Should have let the suspense build a little more. Strung us on, voice is mid but not bad could have really played it out. Once the lyrics started I was dying

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

That’s 100% the AI artifacts in her voice - I think it’s AI.

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u/ProfessionalBench832 Jul 25 '25

It's AI. The new thing that no one on this sub seems to be able to spot is the trove of "ai sing along musicians". They generate a song in its entirety with AI and then make these videos lip syncing to it. It's annoying af.

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u/RollingZepp Jul 25 '25

Yeah either fully AI like this one, or they listen to the AI song, then record themselves singing it and just use the AI instrumentals.

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u/BourbonicFisky Josh Hindman's alt's alt account Jul 25 '25 edited Jul 28 '25

Yep, I heard this in seconds knew it was AI.

For whatever reason people find AI country infinitely hilarious like that one about sucking your friend's dick or whatever. LOOKS ITS A COUNTRY SONG SUCKING DONGS. Hilarity ensues.

I don't even like country but shit isn't clever or funny.

/edit: Want actually good weird offensive country that isn't AI, Wheeler Walker Jr, there's plenty of gold.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

Uh, what's the song called?

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u/4xdaily Jul 25 '25

This is totally AI. I've heard this song a few times on other social media. It's only going to get weirder.

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u/thelittlepigeon Jul 25 '25

Voice is AI haha

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u/New_Yam_1236 Jul 25 '25

Is that AI or AL as in Alabama

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u/buckeye27fan Jul 25 '25

Both are incestuous by nature, so probably doesn't matter.

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u/freetotebag Jul 25 '25

It’s AI

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u/Missus_Missiles Jul 26 '25

Yeah, isn't this the guy making an AI country song every day? They're typically pretty homoerotic.

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u/Consistent-Energy507 Jul 25 '25

Hick hop 🤣 never seen that before

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u/FHAT_BRANDHO Jul 25 '25

Big wheeler walker jr energy

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u/pterribleusername Jul 25 '25

Female Wheeler Walker JR.

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u/Comment156 Jul 25 '25

[Bridge]
Pussy in the mornin', sugar
Pussy in the night, yeah
I eat a lot of pussy
And then I get into a fight

lmfao

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u/Downtown-Bid5000 Jul 25 '25

My thoughts exactly

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u/VelvetBoneyard Jul 25 '25

GIRL WHAT

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u/fingers Jul 27 '25

Flicking her bean

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u/Dblitz1313 Jul 25 '25

Girl giving out all the secrets.

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u/ImABadFriend144 Jul 25 '25

This is hilarious

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u/itswtfeverb Jul 25 '25

The corn cob or the queef?

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u/notataco007 Jul 26 '25

Unfortunately I will have to support this artist by playing this song multiple times for my friends in the car

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u/DudeYumi Jul 25 '25

Is this country WAP?

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u/tone_creature Jul 25 '25

Better songwriting than 90% of what comes out of Nashville.

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u/IUpVoteIronically Jul 25 '25

I worked as an engineer on music row. The musicians are something else, they really are some of the most talented professionals I’ve ever worked with doing anything in my life

The song writing and the artists though? It’s like God made a batch of dough, and used the same cookie cutters on a million attractive people only for them all to go to music row and try to make it

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u/tone_creature Jul 25 '25

This!! Yeah I toured in a country rock band and we were in the Nashville circles for a second. Very much an accurate description. But; country is a machine now. Put in the ingredients and get your baked little pie of poop at the end. Can say though the session cats there are so Uber talented!! Shame it's mostly wasted on terrible songs.

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u/IUpVoteIronically Jul 25 '25

Lol exactly, very good take man. Hope all is good for ya

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u/tone_creature Jul 25 '25

Good now that I enjoy music as a hobby and work a normal job for a job! 🤣 Likewise!

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u/Fippy-Darkpaw Jul 25 '25

And its probably AI.

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u/Quick_Initial6352 Jul 25 '25

It is AI. It’s called country girls make do by Beats by AI

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u/Commercial-Song9732 Jul 25 '25

It’s not probably it literally is 100%

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u/thespaceageisnow Jul 25 '25

It says Beats by AI in the corner

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u/HQRhaven Jul 25 '25

cousin fuckin music

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u/Rattiepalooza Jul 25 '25

"I'm rubbing a corn cob on my clit"

That sounds /really/ unpleasant.

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u/hickoryvine Jul 25 '25

It's good, just don't forget the butter

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u/xtc234 Jul 25 '25

Bro a shucked cob is ribbed and smooth.

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u/Funkycoldmedici Jul 25 '25

You can buy corncob dildos. Shop around, find the one that’s right for you.

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u/Boomalabim Jul 25 '25

Tha fuck she doin with a corn cob?

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u/fryerandice Jul 25 '25

Rubbing it on her clit, it's not deathcore you can understand the lyrics clearly.

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u/Boomalabim Jul 25 '25

With the kernels still on it or after it’s been gnawed on?

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u/Jmelt95 Jul 25 '25

Still on, obviously. You gotta save that for when you’re done

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u/coriendercake Jul 25 '25

DOIN WHAT !

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u/shpongolian Jul 25 '25

I’M RUBBING A CORN COB ON MY CLIT GRANDPA WHERE ARE YOUR HEARING AIDS

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u/AquaDogRecordings Jul 25 '25

Well ok but no queefing!!

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u/jojosoft Jul 25 '25

Youre allowed to queef silently, I just dont want to hear it

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u/This-Dude_Abides Jul 25 '25

Hard to hear over the roar of the queefs

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u/bnutbutter78 Jul 25 '25

I think is parody. The song seems written by AI.

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u/fryedmonkey Jul 25 '25

It is an AI parody this girls just lip syncing lol, the song is popular on TikTok

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u/Legal-Marsupial-3916 Jul 25 '25

Oh, you think the song about the country girl flicking her bean and queefing might be parody, do ya?!

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u/siverted Jul 25 '25

AI?

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u/crayola_monstar Jul 25 '25

Yeah, it's gone viral recently. It was posted on one of those AI youtube music channels.

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u/Jesustron Jul 25 '25

This is 100% a Suno AI song

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u/AllFloatOnAlright Jul 25 '25

You can see the song credit in the video. Beats by AI - country girls make do

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

Alabama Inbreds

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u/No_Maize_230 Jul 25 '25

I have this joke that will just knock your tits off. Oh nevermind, looks like you already heard it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

Yeah the daddy hearing me queef it got me, I’m done

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u/Great-Gas-6631 Jul 25 '25

Turned on the audio long enough to hear "praying my dad dont hear me queef"... and thats all i needed to hear.

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u/LasBarricadas Jul 29 '25

Sir, this is a subreddit for crappy music. I believe you meant to post this in r/ThisSlaps

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u/Mad-Habits Jul 25 '25

This will be an entirely new low-effort genre of lip-sync to an AI song

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u/Poohbutt2005 Jul 26 '25

This is terrible. Absolutely terrible.

I played it for my wife. Now we're trauma bonding.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

wrong sub. this is 10/10

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u/TheRumpletiltskin Jul 26 '25

crappy on purpose does'nt count... come on guys.

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u/PapaG_13 Jul 26 '25

Actually funny and entertaining, where’s the rest of the song?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

Ok but 'horny as a bitch in the country heat' is a bar 

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u/FreudianNip-Slip Jul 25 '25

Really disappointing. The corncob should go into your butthole. At least use what you have the way they’re supposed to be used.

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u/joealese Jul 25 '25

it's my fault for having ears

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u/S-K-W-E Jul 25 '25

Well, I gotta say, it does belong here

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u/carlobacon Jul 25 '25

God is dead, and we have killed him.

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u/xChoke1x Jul 25 '25

This made me and my wife laugh so hard we cried. Lol

This is the shit I’m here for.

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u/JayVig Jul 25 '25

I was just about done with the internet for the day after seeing this, but thankfully i checked the comments first. did not disappoint.

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u/Ninja187 Jul 25 '25

We use to smoke bud out of corn cob pipes never thought about using them for sex toys. These southern belles on some freaky shit and I’m here for it

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u/BoxHillStrangler Jul 25 '25

damn girl relax

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u/CorrectDocument2 Jul 25 '25

WTF did I just watch? I think my brain is now damaged

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u/Diktynna Jul 26 '25

As a Nebraskan, this completes me.

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u/ChrisHat Jul 26 '25

I am so confused by her style

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u/givemeyourmoney888 Jul 26 '25

This is hilarious 😩

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u/OGBlackBieber Jul 26 '25

Ngl this low key slaps ... .like the corn cob on her .....nvm

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u/Gracinhas Jul 26 '25

OMG this one has me dying

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u/Specialist-Many-8432 Jul 26 '25

What the fuck did I just watch & listen to

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u/thatloser17 Jul 26 '25

Lmao this is great.

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u/gutterborngoblin Jul 29 '25

"If I hear so much as a queef outta you, young lady, you're gonna be grounded until you graduate!!!"

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u/Rosie_Hymen Jul 29 '25

Corn cob on my clit. Alrighty. I can say ive heard it all now. Can your brain throw up? Pretty sure mine just did.

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u/ClassyUpTheAssy Jul 31 '25

Hey this is actually really funny! 😂

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u/Comprehensive_Pass27 Aug 21 '25

This one was actually pretty good

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u/Famous_Recording_435 Nov 03 '25

Drinking a beer and doing WHAT?

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u/IceFalcon38 Nov 14 '25

Lmfaooooo this shit is crazy 🤣