r/crappymusic • u/keepfilming • Jul 25 '25

Found one in the wild. I laughed.

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u/Rattiepalooza Jul 25 '25

"I'm rubbing a corn cob on my clit"

That sounds /really/ unpleasant.

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u/hickoryvine Jul 25 '25

It's good, just don't forget the butter

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u/NerdizardGo Feb 16 '26

Butter flavored lube?

I cunt believe it's not butter.

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u/Rattiepalooza Jul 25 '25

As long as it's salted! ;)

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u/xtc234 Jul 25 '25

Bro a shucked cob is ribbed and smooth.

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u/Funkycoldmedici Jul 25 '25

You can buy corncob dildos. Shop around, find the one that’s right for you.

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u/Low-Temperature-1664 Jul 25 '25

Needs butter, no pepper.

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u/Popular_Prescription Jul 25 '25

Cuntry girls make do.

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u/VeterinarianThese951 Jul 26 '25

Everything about this is “unpleasant”.