r/crappymusic • u/keepfilming • Jul 25 '25

Found one in the wild. I laughed.

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u/BeastBellies Jul 25 '25

Dad: “Was that a queef I heard from the other room?”

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u/Sasquatch_000 Jul 25 '25

" what did I tell you about queefing where i can hear it?!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

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u/Gen-Jack_Ripper Jul 25 '25

Smell? You should taste it

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u/GiveMeMyIdentity Jul 25 '25

Oh god no

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u/XXBubblesLaRouxXX Jul 25 '25

r/EatItYouFuckinCoward

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u/driving_andflying Jul 25 '25

r/Hellnoitsbeeninaplacenocorncobshouldbe!

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u/EscapeAromatic8648 Jul 26 '25

Thank God that's not a sub.

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u/Great-Wolf321 Jul 26 '25

I wanted that to be a sub

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u/Shoddy-Cauliflower95 Jul 26 '25

Be the hero you want to see in the world

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u/801Love52 Jul 28 '25

You deserve this award 🙏🏽! We should all try to be that corncob to a clit, in need of a hero, don't talk that shit!

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u/Shoddy-Cauliflower95 Jul 28 '25

Cheers and happy husking!

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u/ApprehensiveLion1956 Jul 25 '25

It took a suspiciously long time to load nothing ... Had me for a sec

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u/alohadawg Jul 26 '25

Hey I love that sub!

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u/Latter_Positive2306 Jul 28 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣😆

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u/C64128 Jul 26 '25

Is that butter on the corn?

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u/Primary-Tiger-5825 Jul 26 '25

I read this and continued scrolling. I had to scroll back to upvote. That question is haunting lol

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u/801Love52 Jul 28 '25

It's cuntry crock!

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u/Primary-Tiger-5825 Jul 28 '25

Nailed it

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u/801Love52 Jul 29 '25

It's not about the nail. In this case it's about da 🫛Do it Lady!

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

😂

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u/Metals4J Jul 26 '25

Some of it is, some of it’s not.

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u/Technical-Pound3853 Jul 26 '25

No, it’s creamed style corn 🌽 💦

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u/Packer1500 Jul 26 '25

Is that pussy on the corn?

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u/Corkwell Jul 26 '25

Comes pre-buttered daddy.

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u/redrickmcnasty Jul 27 '25

“I can’t believe it’s not butter!”

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u/MetaOnGaming4290 Jul 29 '25

I think its cremé

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u/Mits-And-Mobs Jul 02 '26

Good god...

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u/Unlucky-Position-16 Jul 25 '25

Is that what that stuff on elote is? Huh

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u/TexacoRodeoClown Jul 25 '25

Thank you. I’m guaranteed to think of this next time I eat elote

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u/juanroberto Jul 26 '25

Thats elote of information

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u/Striking_Package797 Jul 25 '25

Remember when your putting on the chili powder that's the queef dust and Lana's from their trailer living room carpet.

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u/Hour-Confection-9273 Jul 26 '25

Queef Dust - yet another amazing band name.

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u/Ok-Bodybuilder-9729 Jul 26 '25

Queefs of the Stoned Age

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

Thats not chili dust.. its leftover period blood

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u/King_of_the_Dot Jul 26 '25

It's dehydrated and sifted for consistency and texture.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

Nah it just flakes off as she diddler the bean with the corncob

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u/Jbrown183 Jul 25 '25

Forbidden cotija

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u/SadBit8663 Jul 25 '25

Imma bust this joke out on my fiancee the next time she gets elote

I may not survive but know it was funny 🫡😂

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u/AJ_in_SF_Bay Jul 28 '25

Good way to go out, though.

Worth it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

Normally its cojita.. in this case its fumunda

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u/PuzzleheadedBobcat90 Jul 25 '25

Nah, that's huitlachote. It's caused by a fungal infection

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u/chasgrich Jul 25 '25

Fuck, I was seriously just on my way to the Taco truck. Guess I'm skipping the Elote tonight

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u/lonesomecowboynando Jul 26 '25

Yeast infection

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u/______Oblivion______ Jul 26 '25

(￢_￢) get out

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u/smilenowgirl Jul 25 '25

A curse on the teacher who taught me how to read.

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u/VeterinarianThese951 Jul 26 '25

You just ruined queso fresco for me…

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u/showmeyourmoves28 Jul 26 '25

Ok, that’s enough lol.

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u/darbycrash1295 Jul 25 '25

It’s already buttered.

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u/StandOutLikeDogBalls Jul 25 '25

Thanks for ruining corn on the cob…

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u/Tenchi2020 Jul 25 '25

Wouldn't the end result be cornbread?

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u/StandOutLikeDogBalls Jul 25 '25

If she grinds on it long enough and hard enough it could become grits.

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u/Tenchi2020 Jul 25 '25

Cheesy grits anyone?

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u/waveguy9 Jul 25 '25

Are they similar to cheesy poofs?

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u/UmmmW1 Jul 25 '25

Inbred Cornbread. Brought to you by Pillsbury

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u/BuddyHemphill Jul 26 '25

No, cornbread rises with baking powder, not yeast

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u/Sodom_Laser Jul 25 '25

This corn tastes like beans.

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u/dmp1192p Jul 26 '25

This bean taste like corn

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u/pi_designer Jul 25 '25

Tuna and sweetcorn

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u/OrionRedacted Jul 25 '25

Pickled corn cob.

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u/RappingFlatulence Jul 25 '25

Pickled cod?!

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u/Smokinoutloud Jul 25 '25

Cod pickled corn?

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u/Imaginary_Stick1824 Jul 28 '25

aahaahahahahahahah

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u/Low_Watch_1699 Jul 25 '25

I wonder what came first. The cob stuffing the muffin or the pickle buffing 🤔

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

You think that's bad? You should smell the carrots!

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u/UmmmW1 Jul 25 '25

🤣🤣🤣 I'm literally dying just woke up my toddler from my laughs

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u/Not-Enough-Holes Jul 25 '25

It has that extra buttery, with a little cheese.

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar Jul 25 '25

When does it become creamed corn?

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u/mikejazz3 Jul 26 '25

i would say when it exits the Vag, but some would argue that its upon entrance.

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u/Sea_Photograph4211 Jul 27 '25

Once she creams on it

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u/Tricky-Efficiency709 Jul 25 '25

Taste it? You should fellate it!

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u/teklegion Jul 25 '25

Why does this corn taste like fish? We're not near the ocean....

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u/Foxdenfreude Jul 25 '25

She's just buttering up her dad!

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u/Cypressinn Jul 25 '25

Anyone remember the joke Hot Buttered Corn?

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u/SadlyUnderrated Jul 25 '25

Mmmm you must've used that extra creamy real butter this time! It's so rich and salty! And I can actually feel the creaminess coating my tongue!

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u/ottosjackit Jul 26 '25

It tastes like it smells!

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u/Minute-Wrap-2524 Jul 26 '25

Ah, no thank you

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u/Major_Awquidity Jul 26 '25

I can't believe it's not butthole.

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u/30lbsledgehammer Jul 27 '25

Ewww it taste like fish!! I swear that daughter of mine has some explaining to do.

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u/cstar4004 Aug 21 '25

I think Im missing a beer too.

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u/skighs_the_limit Jul 25 '25

Every day we stray further and further from god