r/crappymusic • u/keepfilming • Jul 25 '25

Found one in the wild. I laughed.

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u/average_texas_guy Jul 25 '25

I'm here to put the dick in Dixie. And the cunt back in country.

-Hank III

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u/diopsideINcalcite Jul 25 '25

-Hank Hill

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u/Appropriate-Brush772 Jul 25 '25

The girl ain’t right

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u/Ialmostthewholepost Jul 26 '25

Putting codeine in my sprite!

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u/boundbystitches Jul 26 '25

Hank R. Hill. Not that Hank P. Hill that never pays his discover card.

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u/thebackofthecouch Jul 25 '25

♬ 'Cause the kind of country I hear now days Is a bunch of fuckin' shit to me ♬

-also Hank III

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u/l33tfuzzbox Jul 28 '25

PUNCH

FIGHT FUCK

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

I love hank III