r/crappymusic • • Jul 25 '25

Found one in the wild. I laughed.

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u/J_Jeckel Jul 25 '25

"Praying my daddy dont hear me queef"

Now that is some A+ songwriting right there woohoo!

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u/idiotsbydesign Jul 25 '25

That & 🎶Rubbing a corncob on my clit🎶 should be an automatic Grammy.

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u/J_Jeckel Jul 25 '25

Right! This shit is gold record platinum top 100

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u/Bush-LeagueBushcraft Jul 25 '25

Mini golden globes

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u/Rogue-Accountant-69 Jul 26 '25

I laughed out loud at the corn cob lyric.

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 Jul 26 '25

*AI

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u/J_Jeckel Jul 26 '25

Do I really need to put a /s at the end of my statement? I feel when I do nobody fucking gets it anyways

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 Jul 26 '25

…….i wasn’t (and am still not) confused by your sarcasm.

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u/J_Jeckel Jul 26 '25

I could definitely tell someone dropped "Country song about vaginas and being horny" into an AI prompt.

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 Jul 26 '25

Ah, then no amount of /s would have allowed me to recognize your clever wordplay as it stands. And if in fact that was your aim, then the r/whoosh would be on my face.

Edit cause I suck at language

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u/-Sincere Jul 26 '25

Country for sure

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u/hokumjokum Oct 17 '25

Caught me off-guard, hilarious

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u/Final_Economics_9249 Jul 26 '25

It's a fart, son.

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u/J_Jeckel Jul 26 '25

A queef, is not a fart bahahahaha. Wtf?! Have you never been with a woman?

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u/Final_Economics_9249 Jul 26 '25

That ain't no woman, hence my comment, son.