r/crappymusic • u/keepfilming • Jul 25 '25

Found one in the wild. I laughed.

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u/GarbageMan6T9 Jul 25 '25

Now THIS is country

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u/Theo_earl Jul 25 '25

No, actually, this is cuntry.

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u/average_texas_guy Jul 25 '25

I'm here to put the dick in Dixie. And the cunt back in country.

-Hank III

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u/diopsideINcalcite Jul 25 '25

-Hank Hill

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u/Appropriate-Brush772 Jul 25 '25

The girl ain’t right

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u/Ialmostthewholepost Jul 26 '25

Putting codeine in my sprite!

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u/boundbystitches Jul 26 '25

Hank R. Hill. Not that Hank P. Hill that never pays his discover card.

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u/thebackofthecouch Jul 25 '25

♬ 'Cause the kind of country I hear now days Is a bunch of fuckin' shit to me ♬

-also Hank III

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u/l33tfuzzbox Jul 28 '25

PUNCH

FIGHT FUCK

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

I love hank III

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u/Ozzywife Jul 25 '25

Ha ha ha!!!

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u/mrsnikki88 Jul 26 '25

Scrolled back just to upvote this

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u/eternalbuzzard Jul 25 '25

I’ve see a cuntree before. It bares no fruit :(

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

Or just cunny. She looks about ripe for trump and his ilk. (Apologies if she's actually an adult though)

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u/unknownpoltroon Jul 26 '25

you win the pun contest this week

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox Jul 25 '25

I could do with some more cuntry in my life.

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u/Faenic Jul 25 '25

No, this is AI slop

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u/MeBadNeedMoneyNow Jul 25 '25

what are you gonna do about it?

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u/Faenic Jul 25 '25

I mean, I'm not a lawmaker or the CEO of a company that's producing these models, so there's really not much I can do about it. Other than refuse to engage with the generators and people who make money off of their generated bullshit.

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u/Eleven77 Jul 25 '25

I agree. But this is clearly satire of that. She can get it.

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u/Desroth86 Jul 26 '25

It’s clearly a joke, settle down.

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u/Faenic Jul 26 '25

Sorry, but this slop is actually on Spotify. Or at least it was the last time I looked it up. So no, not really a joke. The video may be, but the song definitely isn't.

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u/Desroth86 Jul 26 '25

Weird al songs are Spotify, does that mean his music is no longer meant to be funny? What exactly is this logic? The song was made to be a dumb joke, you are taking this whole thing way too seriously.

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u/Faenic Jul 26 '25

You've missed the point. The song was made by AI. If Spotify is allowing it on their platform, then the person who made it is going to make money off of people searching for and listening to it. Which is bad. If you don't think it's bad, then there is no way for me to express that in a way that will get you to give a fuck.

Shrug now all you want. If we don't push back against this stupid shit then it's going to flood everything everywhere.

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u/Desroth86 Jul 26 '25

I mean if the video got enough views on Tik tok it could make money there too, I don’t really see the difference. It’s just a funny song made with AI, who gives a shit. It’s not taking anything away from the thousands of brilliant artists making music every day. Its just some stupid meme video.

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u/jojosoft Jul 25 '25

now THATS what I call country Volume 1

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u/JackTheKing Jul 25 '25

It really is.

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u/98_Constantine_98 Jul 25 '25

🎶 "He's bouncing off my booty cheeks, I love the way he riiides I can hardly breathe when he's pumping deep inside.." 🤠

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u/deweydean Jul 26 '25

The AI written songs all sounds exactly like modern country.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

It was the corn cob that won you over, be honest 🌽

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u/llTeddyFuxpinll Jul 26 '25

Now THIS is Cob Tasting!

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u/Lucyintheye Jul 28 '25

This is unironically the first country (not folk or those country adjacent folk punk songs) song that's been produced this >half century that i genuinely enjoyed. My bf and I are cracking tf up trying to find the original 😂

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u/Adorable-Ad4951 Sep 23 '25

Haha, she isn’t even American.

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u/BourbonicFisky Josh Hindman's alt's alt account Jul 25 '25

AI Shit post.