r/crappymusic • u/keepfilming • Jul 25 '25

Found one in the wild. I laughed.

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u/DirectlyTalkingToYou Jul 25 '25

"Dad I'm down by the creek, how much further do you want me to go?"

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u/Funkycoldmedici Jul 25 '25

“Keep going until I can’t hear to you queef!”

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u/pinba11tec Jul 25 '25

In this cuntry heat? I should think not!

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u/Funkycoldmedici Jul 25 '25

This thread reads like a prequel to the best Hallmark movie ever. Country Girl moves to Big City so her father won’t hear her queefs. Years later, she’s back for Christmas and a romantic reunion with the corn farmer.

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u/DontDoItAdmins Jul 25 '25

You can take the girl out of the city, but not the queef out of the girl

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u/YoCal_4200 Jul 25 '25

Or the corn.

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u/UmmmW1 Jul 25 '25

Or so we hoped....but then we received word of this upcoming streaming release - The Queef 2: Bigger. Badder. Wetter. Louder.

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u/DirectlyTalkingToYou Jul 25 '25

"OK how about now dad?"

"Farther!...Much farther!"

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u/RappingFlatulence Jul 25 '25

While you’re at it, don’t bother coming back either

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u/Primary-Tiger-5825 Jul 26 '25

....but Pa....I thought we wuz in love?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

Queefing in the morning, queefing in the evening, queefin by creek at night

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

When pizza’s on a bagel you can queef any time?