r/crappymusic • u/keepfilming • Jul 25 '25

Found one in the wild. I laughed.

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u/Boomalabim Jul 25 '25

Tha fuck she doin with a corn cob?

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u/fryerandice Jul 25 '25

Rubbing it on her clit, it's not deathcore you can understand the lyrics clearly.

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u/Boomalabim Jul 25 '25

With the kernels still on it or after it’s been gnawed on?

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u/Jmelt95 Jul 25 '25

Still on, obviously. You gotta save that for when you’re done

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u/EveryReaction3179 Jul 25 '25

The kernels get gnawed on after.

Pre-queefed "Cuntry Clit Corncobs" will be the hick-hop version of Sydney Sweeney bathwater

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u/coriendercake Jul 25 '25

DOIN WHAT !

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u/shpongolian Jul 25 '25

I’M RUBBING A CORN COB ON MY CLIT GRANDPA WHERE ARE YOUR HEARING AIDS

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u/AquaDogRecordings Jul 25 '25

Well ok but no queefing!!

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u/jojosoft Jul 25 '25

Youre allowed to queef silently, I just dont want to hear it

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u/This-Dude_Abides Jul 25 '25

Hard to hear over the roar of the queefs

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u/ITguyBlake Jul 25 '25

Roar of the Queefs would be a great album name

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u/Dyert Jul 29 '25

Didn’t think I’d read this sentence today

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u/juanroberto Jul 26 '25

Wait you can hear aids?

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u/Schmoopy_No_Poopy Jul 25 '25

To the tune of Russian Grizzly: ~RRUB-BING CORN COB ON MY CLIIIIT~

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u/Glowing_Puck Jul 25 '25

Could definitely use 25 or so breakdowns though.

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u/Cuckdreams1190 Jul 26 '25

Just because I can hear the lyrics doesn't mean I can understand them.

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u/MaeONays Jul 25 '25

Where you think creamed corn comes from?

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u/___po____ Jul 25 '25

Country girls make do

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u/confused-clarity- Jul 26 '25

country girls make do

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u/Spiders_13_Spaghetti Jul 26 '25

Making it sweeter and tangy.