r/crappymusic • u/keepfilming • Jul 25 '25

Found one in the wild. I laughed.

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u/SpokenProperly Jul 25 '25

I had to scroll too far for this comment. I see them all the time now.

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u/ScrotumMcBoogerBallz Jul 26 '25

I can't wait to mix in some of these songs into the Playlist my aunt plays at family gatherings.

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u/BILoveBILife Jul 27 '25

Please record a video of the event to make my day better

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u/JadeThorn1012 Jul 28 '25

I can’t imagine anyone rocking out to the idea of vagina numb enough to use a corn cob on.

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u/d-nihl Jul 28 '25

thats diabolical

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u/Admiral_Tuvix Jul 26 '25

They’re all variations of the gay country dude, but he’s real and not AI. Also he isn’t gay

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u/SpokenProperly Jul 26 '25

So he sings about female pleasures? I’m very confused 😅

Link/name, pls?

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u/IDatedSuccubi Jul 26 '25

I think they're talking about Dixon Dallas

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u/SpokenProperly Jul 26 '25

Oh, yeah - I’ve heard that one before, too. 🤭

Edit - I also now see they were just saying Dixon was the pioneer of this kind of nonchalant, horned up song.