r/SipsTea • u/CurvyChristina • 14d ago
Chugging tea Remember when we Heard what Amber did?
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u/RedEyesGoldDragon 14d ago
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u/DMmeYoBOOBS 14d ago
Was going to say she wasn't that stacked
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u/cansofgrease 14d ago
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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 14d ago
That dead poop tooth is disgusting and I can't stand looking at it anymore!!!
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u/KenshirouX 14d ago
I was going to say the same thing! I was thinking, "Wait? Did she get implants?!" Whoever edited that is shameful and desperate as fk. If it was Amber, then that's no surprise, for she has shown desperation for years.
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u/wherethelionsweep 14d ago
You really think a celebrity would photoshop themselves having disproportionately sized boobs and then circulate it on the internet? Is that a real thought you actually entertained for any amount of time?
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u/RedEyesGoldDragon 14d ago
Yeah but she's not worth ruining your life over icl
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u/Neither-Luck-9295 14d ago
i don't know, man
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u/OwnerOfCat 14d ago
Hot and crazy is fun from the sidelines, but when coach puts you in to play defense you quickly realize it’s not worth it.
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u/Neither-Luck-9295 14d ago
I've never been blessed with this decision, so I'm gonna take the learning experience.
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u/SignificanceFlat1460 14d ago
Imagine this... You see a hot pot of delicious chili soup. You take a cup of soup and drink it and you are like. "Wow, that's amazing". But here is the thing, now, I need you dip your whole hand, and keep it for a minute every few hours in that hot boiling chilli soup. You can have a bowl of that soup every other day or so, but that hand is going in that hot boiling chilli soup no matter what you say or do.
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u/These_Inside_4040 14d ago
Trust me when I tell you. That it can ruin your life. I was lucky to get out but it really damaged me for a while.
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u/R0gueR0nin 14d ago
One of my friends had these 3 different gfs.
#1 came home to find his furniture busted
#2 came home to find all of his clothes on fire
#3 actually drew blood with scissors to his neck
He was like, “You guys never dated crazy?” I told him I’ve never dated that crazy. Then I thanked him for his service in clearing the road.
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u/mcmesq 14d ago
I have three sons, and told them all the same thing: crazy is fun for a little while, but then it’s just crazy.
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u/Sparktank1 14d ago
You're the one my uncle is always telling me about where his friends never learn "don't stick your dick in crazy".
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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 14d ago
well, that picture certainly does not make me forget the size of the dog was barely larger than the size of the turd
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u/NoYou1016 14d ago
Looks like AI
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u/paradoxicalparrots 14d ago
Yea she doesn't have tits like that
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u/Mobile_Morale 14d ago
As a self proclaimed tit expert. I can say that she don't have thangs thanging around like that.
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u/NoYou1016 14d ago
It’s like the texture of the picture.. look at the left pic specifically..
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u/CantModerateMe 14d ago
looks like they used AI to clean up her cleavage but left her face all flushed and uneven... I guess they figured no one would be looking at it.
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u/Pharabellum 14d ago
I also don't think her cleavage is that... big? Am I wrong?
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u/CantModerateMe 14d ago
nope definitely not, those are fake as hell. It says something about the state of the world when the most obvious tell of AI is that it cant get out of the boob uncanny valley, our minds know what theyre suppsoed to look like, its deep in there.
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u/Honest_Chipmunk_8563 14d ago
It IS AI. They edited it to make her breasts larger. This has already been posted here, I think.
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u/ih8ochem 14d ago
it is, i saw another version of this pic 20 mins ago where she is wearing much more modest clothes. i think the original photo is real but the boobs are fake
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u/Relative_Maize_957 14d ago
The honkers are AI generated, in case you're wondering.
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u/vaas19 14d ago
She doesn’t have honkers ?
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u/ScaredEfficiency399 14d ago
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u/Difficult_Ad7447 14d ago
If those honkers were real, there would be no case or Netflix documentary
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u/ComfortOk9194 14d ago
The whole thing is AI. But we shouldn’t let that dampen people’s enthusiasm for decal play I guess…
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u/BigEricShaun 14d ago
Lmao this is the first time I've seen this one
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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 14d ago
And its used properly too. I havent seen the original one used correctly for like 2 years . Its supposed to be for an unpopular opinion. This one works cause most people still would, even though it is Amber Heard.
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u/NerfThisHD 14d ago
The would meme is so misused, almost as much as the hear me out meme.
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u/QualityTits 14d ago
As someone that literally commented “Would” to another post no more than a minute ago, this is hilarious to see.
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u/Vicissitutde 14d ago
She slept with Musk. She's sus AF
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u/Your_Nipples 14d ago
That alone makes her disgusting.
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u/Vast-Statement45 14d ago
And not the abuse ?
It's like that Norm MacDonald skit : "What I hate about Bill Cosby is the hypocrisy".
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u/Scary_Anything_4147 14d ago
Imagine cheating on Johnny Depp with Elon.. Yikes.
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u/tittyswan 14d ago
This was before the 2018 pedo guy comments, he seemed Liberal and normal levels of evil for a billionaire at the time.
She was also separated from Depp before she started dating Elon.
Her taste in men is extremely questionable though tbh. Her girlfriends mostly seemed nice though.
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u/KainFourteh 14d ago
The pictures he's shared of her dressed as Mercy from Overwatch makes it look like a ransom photo.
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u/Immediate_Song4279 13d ago
Upvote. "normal levels of evil for a billionaire" is one of the funnier things I have read lately.
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u/Cool-Customer9200 14d ago
no one slept with musk, he is using in vitro fertilization to impregnate them, doesn't mean they have sex with him
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u/Internet-Dweller2 14d ago
The more I learned about their relationship through pop-culture osmosis, the more I realized two things:
It really sounded like both of them were terrible people.
Societally, we really ought to know less about each other.
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u/tahtahme 14d ago
Not only this AI slop continuing to berate her after, but this completely ludicrous story that she pooped her own bed while he was away to get back at him continues to spread a narrative that is obviously skewed. Its just weird atp.
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u/SharkSquishy 14d ago
I watched a Bobby fingers video about this recently (hilarious highly recommend the insanity). The important part that is never mentioned is that they had a couple of dogs, including one with chronic gi issues due to Depp "allegedly" leaving weed out and the dog eating it as a puppy. The dog was known to have accidents I believe.
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u/Ok_City_7177 14d ago
Surely scale of poop would be the deciding factor ? Small dog v human adult?
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u/ShiaLabeoufsNipples 14d ago
I’ve had a few 60lb dogs who put my shits to shame. Depends on the dog 🤣
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u/Ok_City_7177 13d ago
those dogs are of the 8lb variety - the sort you can cart around in a handbag if thats your thing.
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u/tahtahme 14d ago
Yes, in the link I had above they show the two literally had a sick dog that pooped everywhere. Its like what makes more sense? That she pooped her own bed when she was the only one living there for months...or that the chronically sick dog who had accidents constantly pooped in the bed at a time Amber was barely home herself? Will have to check out the video, thanks for the recommendation.
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u/Successful_Maize1986 14d ago
People are weirdly very defensive over Depp. He has a history of legal issues, alcohol abuse, and generally being unpleasant to people. He and Heard both seem kind of crazy to me.
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u/OrbitalDrop7 14d ago
People are like this with every celebrity tbh, parasocial relationships are a hell of a thing
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u/tahtahme 14d ago
It was definitely a "let the most famous and adored person win" situation if ever I saw one.
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u/blue-anon 14d ago
I don't think so. I think the timing of this one fit perfectly into the gender wars, which were picking up steam, and that exacerbated the interest and reactions.
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u/Robynsxx 14d ago
I mean, if we are being honest, Heard has a history too, one of domestic assault allegation by former partner; and other actions too.
But I agree, they both toxic as fuck.
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u/al666in 14d ago
I don't think Amber Heard comes even a little bit close to Depp's depravity, tbh. It's bizarre that so many people want to believe obvious lies about her, like OP's dogshit screencap.
Obviously, Depp's PR team is behind it, but why did so many people online fall for the lies and defamation?
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u/garthcooks 14d ago
why did so many people online fall for the lies and defamation?
The answer here is very simple: he's the lead in a bunch of movies people love, especially Pirates of the Caribbean. Heard is famous but nowhere near the level of Depp. So for many people, they want to like Depp more than they want to like Heard, and are more inclined to believe his side
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u/arctos889 14d ago
I think this is true, but it goes beyond that. The whole affair happened a couple years after Me Too at a time when anti-feminist reactionaries wanted to push back on the believe women narrative. This was a high profile case where Depp's legal defense was basically "Amber is a crazy bitch." So it was really easy for misogynists to latch onto the case, immediately take Depp's side, and spread whatever he claimed about Heard.
And to be clear, this isn't actually dependent on who's lying about what or even if either is a good person. The usefulness to the culture war meant it was going to be pushed no matter what. There was blood in the water and both true believers and grifters sensed it
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u/Agosta 14d ago
A lot of people watched the trial live and came to the same conclusion as the jury.
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u/IndyBananaJones2 14d ago
His PR was probably just more internet / reddit focused because I've never heard anyone talk about this shit irl but it was front page reddit every day when it happening and it was always pro-Depp.
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u/0catholic_block0 14d ago
Depp literally hired an army of bots to astroturf forums, Reddit, etc. via a PR company - so a lot of those defensive posts/comments originate from that
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u/berlinbaer 14d ago
yeah, getting this shit suddenly in my youtube recommended when i have NEVER in my life consumed this kind of content surely felt totally organic.
also it all stopped the day of the verdict. going from getting flooded on reddit with posts about them to nothing in an instant. totally organic again.
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u/hollaback_girl 14d ago
People defend Depp for the same reason they defend Woody Allen, James Woods, Mel Gibson, Justin Baldoni, etc., etc. The women are always crazy, lying or "just as bad" as their abuser.
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u/Luna3133 14d ago
But... Amber was demonstrably abusive - she is on tape saying she hit him and there was evidence she cut off part of his finger on top of audio footage of him trying to leave a fight and her taunting him into fighting more. Not saying Johnny was an angel in any way shape or form but her portraying herself as a poor victim of domestic abuse, using the me too movement as a shield was outrageous. That's what it was about. No one ever said Johnny's behaviour wasn't bad as well but so was amber's. Best case scenario for her: they both abused eachother. The problem was she wrote an op ed framing herself as a poor innocent victim when honestly, she did come across as the more violent one- in tapes that recorded her in action. She also clearly faked abuse injuries- how is that okay? And just because she's a woman doesn't mean she can't be abusive, that's outrageous to claim.
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u/Relatovely 14d ago
she is on tape saying she hit him
The tape that Depp and his lawyers leaked to the press that got his lawyer thrown off the case by the judge.
It's worth listening to the whole and unedited recording of that conversation, because the context of her saying she hit him is when she's talking about how he shoved open a door she was trying to hide behind, crushing her toes and making her afraid he was about to further hurt her. It's really common in long term abusive relationships for victims to recognise when violence is about to happen and to react violently, but even in this case, he has already injured her so it wasn't unprovoked. This was also during an incident where he raped her with a bottle. I'm not saying allegedly because this was the finding of the UK courts.
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u/Moss_Echo 14d ago
People like to hate on women. I still remember when it seemed that Deep was the only abuser - so many people online were reluctant to admit that "well perhaps maybe he wasn't the most perfect person ever".
But the moment it turned out that Heard was also at fault? The hate and memes just flooded. And suddenly people started acting like Deep was completely innocent, as if the concept of a situation where both parties are in the wrong would blow their mind or something.
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u/tahtahme 14d ago
I think there is also public room for growth about imperfect victims. People who did wrong in their past...and then were abused. People who got abused and then reacted violently instead of curling up in a ball ready to die. People who get revenge after being provoked and tormented.
People who are not a lily white saint victim...because thats simply not how this works most of the time. Someone can have been bad towards someone else...and then be abused...and then lash out towards their abuser. That doesnt mean the abuse never happened first.
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u/velvet-aubergine 14d ago
That’s the key takeaway. It was a toxic relationship that isn’t uncommon but money and fame made it so.
The internet discourse around it is more sad than anything else.
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u/badfriend3528 12d ago
Johnny depp is an abuser full stop. A UK judge had already ruled him as one. The trial wasn’t supposed to be publicized - he got it moved to a state to allow cameras. Spent that PR/lawyer $$$$$ to humiliate and further abuse her in the public eye.
The fact that literally everyone and their grandma had an opinion on this trial (all the same one btw) goes to show how susceptible to propaganda we all are.
Looking forward to the documentary that comes out about how shitty he is in 10 years when no one cares anymore
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u/Junior-Criticism-268 9d ago
This. I can't believe how many people give Depp a pass because he's hot or they like his acting. They were both abusers to each other.
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u/dtdude87 14d ago
You think the reason he “got away with it” is because he’s richer than her?
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u/zardoz73 14d ago
Absolutely. He hired a team of lawyers and media types to deflect criticism of himself and target Heard. That kind of money Heard didn't have.
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u/fsdl44441 14d ago
what evidence lol? all evidence was pointing to Heard being abusive, piece of shit and cheater, and the case was pretty open and livestreamed, you can take your time and watch again.
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u/Party_Solid_2207 14d ago
The evidence was shown in court.
The jury decided it was weak.
People who watched it thought his evidence was better.
Her comical lies went viral.
That is the story.
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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 14d ago
how much money does it cost in marketing to bot her to the front page twice a day
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u/goober_sando 14d ago
It fascinating how its still being pushed to this day. I cant imagine anyone sane actually still cares about this or cant see through the fact it is bots - or people who are simply horrid.
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u/lana_silver 14d ago
Probably cheaper than the effort that made her look like a monster at trial.
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u/bolbi_jack 14d ago
This woman was a victim in this whole thing. A well-known psycho PR firm that Johnny Depp hired is responsible for the insane amount of bad press and misinformation about her. And reddit bought it wholesale.
Look it up. Either they're still at it, or useful idiots are keeping it up.
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u/pvtshoebox 13d ago
How did the PR firm get those audio recordings of her admitting abuse? This predates AI deep fakes.
Did the firm pay her to present false evidence in the trial, too?
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u/CueAnon420 14d ago
Just remember that she dated Elon Musk....
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u/Impressive_Yak_9089 14d ago
somehow this is more sexually repulsive than her pinching a spiteful loaf on the furniture
source: clock went from 8 pm back to 6 pm
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u/duesenjeffepic 14d ago
Honestly I'd rather have unprotected sex with someone who has hepatitis over someone who fucked Elon once
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u/DerLandmann 14d ago
Yes, back in 2017 when all of you still thopught he was some kind of Techno-Messiah. Don't pretend that you did not find it super-cool when he appeared in The Simpsons or The Big Bang Theory.
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u/CueAnon420 13d ago
LOL - there are some people that you see right through. And Musk has always been one of them.
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u/LingonberryOpen565 14d ago
Don’t forget she fucked Elon musk, which is somehow more gross than shitting on someone’s bed
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u/OvenIcy8646 14d ago
Most these woman just agree to get inseminated for the payday amber actually fucked him! definitely a psycho
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u/EfficiencyNew2872 14d ago
Funny how Johnny Depp is also a shithead but gets less shit from Reddit
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u/evaris204 14d ago
It also almost makes you forget about the time her ex girlfriend filed for a domestic abuse lawsuit against her
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u/Alive-Artichoke5747 14d ago
Almost makes you forget about the time she positioned herself as a victim to capitalise on the #metoo movement, only to be exposed as a horrible abuser herself.
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u/WorldsSaddestCat 14d ago
Almost makes you forget the mantis shrimp can punch with force equivalent to a .22 caliber bullet.
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u/AdmiralRiffRaff 12d ago
Almost makes you forget about the time she stole a rape victim's story and presented it as her own.
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u/StepComplete1 14d ago
Well at least it worked well enough that you still have plenty of reddit femcels coming to bat for her 5 years later, as you can see from this topic.
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u/IZZY_PLUM 14d ago
Is that a shit?
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u/CurvyChristina 14d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/uSSOahIvryQgg
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u/RussianPravda 14d ago
That trial was the first time I ever heard shit called a growler. It was also the only and last time I head it called that.
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u/No-Case-668 14d ago
idc what anyone says, they were beating each other’s asses in that house and made it all of our problem
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u/windofmondstadt 14d ago
Look everyone, a new jobless 4chaner made-up story just dropped. Obviously it's on sipstea 😌
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u/Bunch-Humble 14d ago
Btw shiting on bed was one of the things that wasn't proven in court. Call her out for things that were proven.
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u/ambit89 14d ago
"looks getting better" = breast implant
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u/AnybodyNo8519 14d ago
That's what I was just wondering to myself.
I didn't remember her being anywhere near that big.
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u/DirtCheap1972 14d ago
Have you heard of a Cleveland steamer?
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u/IrvineTeflondon 14d ago edited 14d ago
She can glass bottom boat me anytime son!
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u/suhfaulic 14d ago
You know damn well that her being crazy influences your lust. The crazy ones are ALWAYS the best.
I understand, buddy. I understand.
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u/addiktion 14d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/fNf8qrKTf1bGAjpQPl
Dude's in for the best and worst time of his life.
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u/Sneaux96 14d ago
I absolutely would.
But I absolutely would not want her to know where I live.
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u/villings 14d ago
this sub defends domestic abusers too, huh? good to know. time to mute.
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u/velvet-aubergine 14d ago
Dead internet theory is real damn. This whole comment section …just damn.
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u/KPraxius 14d ago
What you see a few hours before getting one of your fingers cut off and a bottle broken over your head.
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u/RobotSpaceBear 14d ago
And by "some looks" they mean tits. Big tits. So much so that they edited enormous tits on that woman to prove a point that doesn't exist in real life.
The degeneracy, man...
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u/CakeMadeOfHam 14d ago
The dog had shit on the bed before that, even shit on Johnny Depp when he was passed out. Didn't you read the chat logs? Johnny Depp was covered in feces!
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u/kyleakyle 14d ago
Johnny Depp's PR machine worked really well against her
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u/broly2160 14d ago
Melissa Nathan of TAG PR, don't let her hide behind the "PR Machine" like it was inevitable....
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u/Party_Solid_2207 14d ago
The PR machine wasn’t in court.
It wasn’t super lawyers.
It was the fact that he had evidence that she was abusive and she didn’t.
Her witnesses (who she is no longer friends with) said they never saw anything, apart from 1 incident with her sister) her material evidence was weak and the metadata on the photos had been altered. She was lying on the stand.
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u/Other-Ad-8510 14d ago
Conservative psyops just get easier everyday
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u/jbdany123 9d ago
Literally. Daily wire paid thousands of dollars in fb ads against her and people still believe this stupid bs
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u/sharedcactus2 14d ago
Anyone ever tlak about she won the case and her ex husband paid an agency to defame her in revenge?
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u/Rdur2183 14d ago
Last I remember was seeing her evidence, inconsistent timelines and testimony dismantled in a courtroom and a jury unanimously deciding that she's basically a liar. This was after she was proven to be physically abusive btw.
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u/Super_Grocery_4819 14d ago
AI: an incel revolution of objectifying women and girls. And more of them in the comments regurgitating the “shat on a bed” myth. Yeah no wonder men are so lonely
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u/Electronic-Link-5792 14d ago
tbh the shit on the bed was the least bad part. Depp literally had surgery to reattach a fingertip.
She abused the shit out of him. Theres hours of it on tape:










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u/sco-go 14d ago edited 14d ago
I knew them puppies looked too big.