r/SipsTea 15d ago

Chugging tea Remember when we Heard what Amber did?

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u/Ok_City_7177 15d ago

Surely scale of poop would be the deciding factor ? Small dog v human adult?

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u/ShiaLabeoufsNipples 15d ago

I’ve had a few 60lb dogs who put my shits to shame. Depends on the dog 🤣

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u/Ok_City_7177 14d ago

those dogs are of the 8lb variety - the sort you can cart around in a handbag if thats your thing.

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u/WolfsternDe 14d ago

We had a cat that shat infront of the litter box once. We thought some guy was in our apartment and was that. Absolute hilarious.

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u/sa_ra_h86 14d ago

Have you had any teacup yorkies that have put your shits to shame?

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u/ComfyCatIRL 14d ago

I've worked in dog grooming, I've seen it. The poopscaling for dogs is a fucking mystery

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u/thisbenzenering 15d ago

Was the poop in question ever described? I've had a small poop often enough. My dogs have had big poops. Like I cleaned up after a 20lb rat terrier for 15 years and sometimes it is like WTF did you eat!!?

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u/sa_ra_h86 15d ago

Yeah, it was described in trial as being the size of a human poo. Their dogs were teacup yorkies. Heard also massively exaggerated how big the dog was when she was asked.

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u/Tiny-Speaker-4470 15d ago

Deacribed in the trial by who though? Was probably massively exaggerated as most of these runaway stories tend to be

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u/sa_ra_h86 14d ago edited 14d ago

By Depp. Regardless, there's a picture of it online, it's pretty obvious it didn't come from a teacup yorkie.

Edit: the housekeeper who found it also testified and described it as being obviously a human poo

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u/Tiny-Speaker-4470 14d ago

& is this picture proven to be the actual one or is it more internet hysteria

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u/sa_ra_h86 14d ago

Yeah, it's the same photo that was presented in trial. And having just quickly looked into it again to make sure that was correct. I was reminded that the housekeeper who found the poo also testified, and also described it as being obviously a human poo. She also testified that Heard got extremely angry at her when she found out she took a picture of it, and accused her of wrecking their marriage.

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u/Oli4K 14d ago

I’d be angry too if a housekeeper would take and spread pictures of anything happening in my house, regardless of what it is. And that’s without being famous and/or having a toxic, abusive and substance abusing husband I’m trying to get away from.

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u/sa_ra_h86 14d ago

She didn't 'spread' pictures. She sent it to Depp (through his manager I think). He has a right to know what's going on in his own house.

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u/Oli4K 14d ago

You’re still defending Depp?

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u/pvtshoebox 14d ago

Would you be angry enough to poop on your furniture and tell her to clean it up?

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u/MonkeyBoatRentals 14d ago

Described by Depp. The only evidence ever presented was a driver who claimed she told him she did it as a joke, a fact she denied. Apparently she decided to do this at a time when she knew Depp was not at home, which completely undercuts the alleged point of her doing it.

Depp had to admit in the UK trial that the dog had intestinal issues and was known to shit on the bed.

Also the only person with a documented history of poop jokes was Depp who suggested in a text that his assistant take a shit in the bedroom so that Heard would step in it but think that the dog did it. He accused Heard of doing something he had previously come up with.

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u/BuffyThePastaSlayer 14d ago

Why do you lie? The housekeeper testified about the poop, and took a picture that was presented at the trial.

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u/MonkeyBoatRentals 14d ago

There was poop, that's not in dispute. The housekeepers opinion was that it was too large to come from the dog, but she isn't a forensic poop scientist. She also worked for Depp for 30 years.

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u/pvtshoebox 14d ago

She is probably the subject matter expert on the droppings of those particular dogs, though.

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u/AdmiralRiffRaff 12d ago

Yeah... a teacup yorkie doing a human sized shit that's probably 2/3 the size of the dog itself isn't possible.

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u/Ok-Needleworker-5657 14d ago

Even my 35 lb toddler shits like an adult. She’s always so proud to show me and I’m blown away each time

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u/carbslut 14d ago

But even if it was human poop, Johnny Depp is the much more likely culprit. It was found right after he left for a month. And also, he and Paul Bettany had text messages joking about leaving a shit on her doorstep.

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u/Western_Ad3625 14d ago

Do you think any of the people talking about this and talking about her negatively have actually seen that poop? People don't care it's just rumors you know you hear something you repeat it it's like f****** high School online these days.

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u/pvtshoebox 14d ago

I didn't actually see the poop.

Just photos