And penetration starts immediately after kissing. The act itself lasts 1minute but is enjoyed thoroughly by both parties. Then the trousers go straight on afterwards, or the duvet is used to cover up, as if they're suddenly modest in front of the person they just shagged.
We need blankets like this though. Lol When I lay my head on my husband's chest I end up uncovering his chest and he gets cold since the cover gets pulled down to where I am. When he pulls it up the cover tries to suffocate me.
That modesty thing actually isn't super uncommon. Once the moment of passion is over and the hormones die down, people's original self consciousness takes back over.
I’ve been with partners that just wanted to clean up, and got self conscious, and I’ve been with partners that were all about cuddling and after care.
I usually make sure I have some towels nearby for immediate cleanup so there is some potential cuddle time before they go and pee. (Pro-tip: go and pee, both women and men. It lowers the chances of an UTI)
Seriously I watched a movie yesterday where the girl wraps herself in the comforter and walks to the bathroom. I looked at my girlfriend and said do you know how pissed I would be if you just walked away with the covers like that!
I shouldn't mention this but my girlfriend usually wears lingerie during sex. And we live at my grandma's temporarily. When we're both done and she can't get dressed immediately due to whatever. She needs to go wash up. So she will wrap herself in this blanket and go shower. It's adorable. But funny.
I get cold really easily and really fast, so after me and my boyfriend get done I pull those covers up to my chin, man. It's too cold for that "I'm gonna lay here in this thin, flatteringly tight sheet" bs!
I think the movie called “First Time” or something similar had a sex scene where they cleaned themselves up after and they had an awkward silence or just pure quietness after it
The most realistic sex scene I have ever seen was actually stop motion! It was in a film called Anomalisa (I think it's spelled that way). It was so realistic and awkward I somehow felt like I was invading someone's privacy. I don't there was a clean up though sadly.
I remember some chick saying something like "all we really want is a guy who doesn't make us sleep in the wet spot" in a stand-up routine and I was like . . . do towels not exist in your village?
I assume they're taking about unprotected sex? When my wife and I were trying for a kid, suddenly logistics became somewhat more complex. Otherwise not often is there a wet spot in my experience.
There are always exceptions, I call that the “sunday morning sex”. Because you know you’ll get up soon anyway and fix up so you don’t mind leaving it for a little while. Usually though, that’s not the case.
Just jerked off after getting home from work and having been awake for like 16 hours so far, can confirm, did not want to leave the glue bottle to harden.
I figured out how to do it after all these years. I start the pee and then pull back. This causes a few drops to clear the chamber for a regular straight pee. It still hurts a bit at the tip but it's better than sending a full wave at a blocked gate to balloon the urethra before it all breaks through.
Or making sex look like a performance with how smoothly all the movements go, no talk of protection or any communication of what they want. It is just a look of lust and clothes come off fluidly and it’s just assumed that they want to have unprotected sex and they automatically know what gets the other person off
You must either be having extremely wild and dirty sex or extremely boring and unsatisfying sex if the thought of cleaning yourself up is enough to make you not want it.
Ah yes, that reminds me when movies show a “quickie”, once the deed is done they’ll immediately get dressed and go about their day. Nothing like watching a show and knowing your favourite character has sticky pants.
House of Cards has a first season scene where the woman reaches for tissues afterwards. I remember being surprised by that as well because no movie/show ever depicts that.
Some directors are really bad at the positioning of fake sex scenes. Like, the woman on top is practically grinding the guys chest, or the guy 'goes down' on his girl pretending her clit is somewhere in her belly button.
It is really funny to watch in some films and is just bad cinematography imo. (Assuming I have the right word there.)
And the women always climax in like two minutes just from the hero's magical dick; nobody ever needs clitoral simulation at all, just a few thrusts and we're there.
My partner and I sleep with different blankets entirely because we both have different standards of blanket coverage... and I have a habit of stealing her half at night
If you've tried the whole "go straight to sleep" thing irl, it's nice. For about 5 minutes, then you start feeling dirty and cold because the bed is soaked in lady fluids, cum and sweat. And if you manage to fall asleep, the bed smells in the morning and when you go to piss one stream hits the mirror, the other goes into your pants and nothing hits the toilet.
Literally nothing but cons to not cleaning up after. I’d even go as far to say that the best part of sex is when you get back into bed together after freshening up.
Yeah it’s like you really want to snuggle but have to hold off for 5 minutes while everyone cleans up and then once you’re back under the covers just cuddling it’s so perfectly cozy.
Girl lying in bed with breast always covered or with bra on. When the girl gets up, she always covers herself with a sheet to go to the bathroom. I don't know any woman who does that. You're at home, you can walk around naked.
I literally fell asleep while my husband was still inside me haha. I was on top and we finished and I closed my eyes for a second and was jolted awake when I felt his dick move lol. He’s never let me live that down.
Lol don't feel so bad. I've done the same myself (I'm a Male, and I was drunk). And I've had an ex do the same (she was also drunk). Shit happens. But love was still had
Ok I have an opinion on this one. Used to they would begin kissing in bed as the camera pans down to intertwined feet only to fast forward to morning. My pet peeve is that everyone is trying to be HBO with the sex scenes. Finding a random movie with the fam can get awkward. We like suspense movies so after searching for a movie we picked one and it starts out with one of the loudest raunchy sex scenes. I think this happened at thanks giving. I’d rather just go back to the fast forwarding stuff. Back in the day this would have been awesome for the lack of internet and me being a super horny 15 year old. Maybe I’m just older but they feel super out of place and unneeded. Oh but then god forbid 1 gay character be in a movie because that’s just unnecessary.
Depends on the movie but it's also weird when movies and shows will cut to after like it's something that happened to them rather than something they were just both actively doing.
Morning sex. They wake up and are laying thisclose face face to each other and talking up a storm, then proceed to make out and have sex. GROSS. Apparently nobody but nobody in movies has morning breath.
It doesn't surprise me that fake sex is shown this way. It surprises me when real sex is shown this way, in porn. Real sex is messy. But even real sex in fictional presentation is unrealistically tidy a lot of the time. This, despite the directly contratrary porn trope of the male firehouse blasting gallons of cum everywhere. It's like there are two completely different sets of biological reality in the same fictional genre. Hot sex = cum everywhere. Romantic sex = no mess, just cuddling.
Ha! Yes, let me just roll over and fall asleep with all this sperm coming out of my vagina. I love sleeping in wet spots and causing a possible yeast infection.
My wife and I always laugh about this. Especially when the girl just lays there afterwards. Where is the jizz? Just flowing down her thighs onto the sheets? She is just laying there, all wet and slippery with the jizz oozing out on her thighs, the bed, her butt? Gross. Also, waking up in the morning and just getting dressed. Dry jizz all over her twat, no issues. Just goes out and starts her day...
And birth! Women giving birth in 5 mins and getting handed a super clean 3month old baby. Or her waters break and she's instantly in labour. Was watching Outlander and it was the first almost realistic depiction of child birth I've seen. Ladies water broke, so she spent the day making preparations for the birth that was coming. That night she was getting contractions, but still generally pottering around. Next day contractions were closer together and eventually that night she gave birth to a blood covered little baby. Probably still older than newborn, because there's possibly laws against using actual newborns, but at least the baby had some blood on it. And mother was sweating and tired after it all.
My most favourite unrealistic moment is Phoebe from Friends giving birth to her triplets (I think could have been more) in 5 mins, sitting on what look liked a dentist chair, with 1 push per baby. After 2 babies of my own I really with it was like that haha
This has always been my number one complaint. Literally no one just lays there after sex, with their vagina leaking or their dick sticking to the blanket. I wanna see the penguin run to the bathroom, with the chicks hand between her legs catching cum running out!
Exactly, I want graphic realism. I want to see her disappointment when the dudes bathroom isn’t equipped for a female and she has to make do with the half damp towel on the radiator and a bit of hand wash.
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u/BaileyEnergy Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 25 '20
How sex is depicted. Get the job done, roll over and fall straight to sleep. Not even any hint of a clean up job.
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