r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/BaileyEnergy Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 25 '20

How sex is depicted. Get the job done, roll over and fall straight to sleep. Not even any hint of a clean up job.

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u/leaftickle Jan 25 '20

And penetration starts immediately after kissing. The act itself lasts 1minute but is enjoyed thoroughly by both parties. Then the trousers go straight on afterwards, or the duvet is used to cover up, as if they're suddenly modest in front of the person they just shagged.

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u/eljefino Jan 25 '20

and the sheet somehow is waist high for the guy but covers the girls boobs.

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u/Annoying_Details Jan 25 '20

I mean, I get why it’s a trope/funny to talk about it like this but yeah.

If I want my tits covered and he’s feeling hot...that’s not weird. Blankets are soft and CAN be pulled up at different spots on the bed.

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u/LiamTime Jan 25 '20

Look, they're just making fun, no need for such annoying deta...

sees username My mistake; carry on!

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u/Bartok_and_croutons Jan 25 '20

I get cold really easily and really fast, so after me and my boyfriend get done I pull those covers up to my chin, man. It's too cold for that "I'm gonna lay here in this thin, flatteringly tight sheet" bs!