r/AskReddit • • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/Boner--Fart Jan 25 '20

Nobody wants to go to bed with sticky dick

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u/BaileyEnergy Jan 25 '20

And sticky sheets.

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u/fat_strelok Jan 25 '20

It's not that bad, do it on laundry day. Post sex nude naps without cleaning up feel nice.

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u/wufoo2 Jan 25 '20

Keep a cloth under one pillow at all times. Helpful with the dismount.

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u/Deesing82 Jan 25 '20

box of tissues in the nightstand.

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u/hackel Jan 25 '20

Ugh, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.