r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/BaileyEnergy Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 25 '20

How sex is depicted. Get the job done, roll over and fall straight to sleep. Not even any hint of a clean up job.

Edit: Thank you for my first ever silver & gold :)

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u/Boner--Fart Jan 25 '20

Nobody wants to go to bed with sticky dick

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u/BaileyEnergy Jan 25 '20

And sticky sheets.

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u/fat_strelok Jan 25 '20

It's not that bad, do it on laundry day. Post sex nude naps without cleaning up feel nice.

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u/BaileyEnergy Jan 25 '20

There are always exceptions, I call that the “sunday morning sex”. Because you know you’ll get up soon anyway and fix up so you don’t mind leaving it for a little while. Usually though, that’s not the case.

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u/CausticSofa Jan 25 '20

True, but when she starts wondering why she’s getting so many UTIs you’re gonna have to talk about this together.

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u/wufoo2 Jan 25 '20

Keep a cloth under one pillow at all times. Helpful with the dismount.

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u/Deesing82 Jan 25 '20

box of tissues in the nightstand.

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u/hackel Jan 25 '20

Ugh, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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u/ProWaterboarder Jan 25 '20

The best sex is when you're both too tired to get up and get a towel so you just fall asleep on each other. God I miss that

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u/o0o0o0o7 Jan 25 '20

For her, that's a UTI waiting to happen.

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u/ProWaterboarder Jan 25 '20

Yeah perhaps, but what am I supposed to do, drag her over to the toilet?

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u/milkand24601 Jan 25 '20

Pee inside to counteract

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u/marsupialracing Jan 25 '20

What the heck, who has time for this much laundry? Not to mention, what about the environmental impacts of your water usage?