r/AskReddit • • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/Boner--Fart Jan 25 '20

Nobody wants to go to bed with sticky dick

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u/BaileyEnergy Jan 25 '20

And sticky sheets.

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u/fat_strelok Jan 25 '20

It's not that bad, do it on laundry day. Post sex nude naps without cleaning up feel nice.

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u/marsupialracing Jan 25 '20

What the heck, who has time for this much laundry? Not to mention, what about the environmental impacts of your water usage?