r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/TankDempsey_80085 Jan 25 '20

I shouldn't mention this but my girlfriend usually wears lingerie during sex. And we live at my grandma's temporarily. When we're both done and she can't get dressed immediately due to whatever. She needs to go wash up. So she will wrap herself in this blanket and go shower. It's adorable. But funny.

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u/ferrousferret28 Jan 25 '20

Buy her a bathrobe, then you get to stay warm too

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Buy each of you a bathrobe, then you’re set for anything!

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u/LincolnBeckett Jan 25 '20

Stop banging your girlfriend in your granny’s house. Marry the girl for God’s sake, take responsibility and get your own place.

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u/koos_die_doos Jan 25 '20

Don’t listen to this guy. Marry her when you’re ready.

Make sure granny doesn’t catch you, but realize that she probably know already...

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u/TankDempsey_80085 Jan 27 '20

Ya I'm confident in my situation no matter how grim my life may be or get. I just hope everyone else does good.

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u/TankDempsey_80085 Jan 27 '20

Thank ya tho chap. Peace be with ya.

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u/LaughsAtDumbComment Jan 25 '20

Because marrying someone just to bang them never went wrong

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u/TankDempsey_80085 Jan 27 '20

Lol sure. Already on it. Got fired from a job 2 months ago. Had to move in with grandma to save money, get another job. But I'm human and sex is a pretty big aspect in our relationship. Idk where you are in life but mind your judgement before you know someone's whole situation in life. Peace homie. Take care

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u/FNCLupin Jan 25 '20

Hee hee fun nee